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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 2h

Literally it was “be quiet now little baby dog”

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 3h

Big Hanky definitely lived HARD his younger years before he got those three retirement/hospice years with us

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 3h

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 3h

I truly would find it hilarious if my very sweet old man Otto, a dog who was raised by a mastiff who would just lay on top of him to get him to chill when he was as a wild puppy, got kicked out of the boarding/play spot on his first overnight there. Nearing 10 years old he finally decides he’s hard

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 3h

I was utterly confused when they called. Like, Otto did that? Otto?

The New York financier?!

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 3h

Never got another update, wonder if he had to spend the day in the brig while awaiting charges or if he got to go back into genpop.

Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 14h

As soon as I got thru TSA, I got a call from Otto’s new boarding place that he got into a scrap with another dog. The very good boy has a 9 year track record of excellent behavior at every other spot so I have no choice but to believe that other dog was talking shit and got hit.

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 3h

I checked my pack like three times and then checked it again the moment I got to the hotel room and already was looking for the nearest store JUST IN CASE I FORGOT FOUR DAYS OF DRESS CLOTHES OR THEY VAPORIZED SOMEHOW

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 3h

Sandy Koufax is twice my age and looks four times as healthy

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 3h

THEY MAKE A REGULAR STRETCHY GOLF SHIRT

BUT

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 3h

we've got Hulu so I'm definitely watching this space episode of a show I've never watched in full as soon as possible

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 4h

2026 Arkansas Razorback Coordinators

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 4h

The Missouri State Petrino Coaching tree

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 4h

/Don Pardo voice

9-1-1….in spaaaaaaaace

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 4h

a man with a beard and glasses is giving a thumbs down

ALT: a man with a beard and glasses is giving a thumbs down

media.tenor.com

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 4h

the three remaining AL teams are all pretty cool imo

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 4h

Aaron Boone is going to take over UNC football and do great

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 4h

Everyone is saying how excited they would be for The Battle of The 401 and a Detroit/Toronto series. I hear everyone is vehemently anti-Mariners now bc they want the Fight For The Great Lakes

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 4h

good news: the list is sans Creed

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 4h

I saw Steve pitch in AA when I was a wee lad and always rooted for him after that

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 4h

lol - it's a terrible song but it was undeniable a huge song of the last 25 years. As @magnolia2010.bsky.social alluded to, it's like they started the list very much bent on making people mad and then it gradually became a "oh yeah, yep thats where that one goes"

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 4h

Shoulda been Top 50 on this list and we all know it

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 4h

Wait - were they on the list at all? All That You Can’t Leave Behind was a 2000 release and wow Jann is slippin!

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 4h

As a whole, this is a pretty good collection and makes for a wild ass shuffle playlist

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 4h

Since U Been Gone is too low in the Top 50

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 4h

A 21st century Bob Dylan song in the top 60 is how you know it’s a Rolling Stone list

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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 4h

The Impossible Germany listing varies on how nasty Nels feels like getting with it that particular day

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