pissonemstachio 🐝
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aspiring carbohydrate | indiscriminate yelling | dnd | college football | reality tv | various plants | Hornt for Good™️
Emily may be mean, but she is correct
she/her
Emily may be mean, but she is correct
she/her
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I’m only accepting compliments in 2025 so if you’ve got a negative comment you can shove it up your ass 🥰
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NBC’s Sunday Night Football broadcast is powerful because it makes it feel like a Sunday night even though it isn’t. I’m sitting here thinking that tomorrow is Monday.
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
NBC’s Sunday Night Football broadcast is powerful because it makes it feel like a Sunday night even though it isn’t. I’m sitting here thinking that tomorrow is Monday.
Alright one more time
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Alright one more time
PM NFL is giving me big Sunday scaries vibes rn
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
PM NFL is giving me big Sunday scaries vibes rn
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
Arizona pair celebrates decade of friendship that started with wrong text
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
www.azfamily.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
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a classic moment from Vernon Davis
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
a classic moment from Vernon Davis
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We are in peak French heist season.
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
stzl.ink
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
We are in peak French heist season.
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Does Thanksgiving end when you've had your meal and everyone has dissipated into the dark night? Yes? Well, then, it's now officially that time of year:
The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping (Music Video)
YouTube video by scamparoo
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Does Thanksgiving end when you've had your meal and everyone has dissipated into the dark night? Yes? Well, then, it's now officially that time of year:
At 39 I finally got to be the irresponsible youngest child who showed up late, did nothing to help, ate dinner, and left. God damn does that hit
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
At 39 I finally got to be the irresponsible youngest child who showed up late, did nothing to help, ate dinner, and left. God damn does that hit
Hey cowboys can you fuckin not
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Hey cowboys can you fuckin not
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may all the food i eat on thanksgiving go straight to my ass. amen🙂↕️
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
may all the food i eat on thanksgiving go straight to my ass. amen🙂↕️
It’s time for the best Christmas record (and the best song on it)
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It’s time for the best Christmas record (and the best song on it)
We have settled on pink tree, leopard print tree skirt, keep the gold ornaments
Hey hi hello I am considering a black Christmas tree y/y?
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We have settled on pink tree, leopard print tree skirt, keep the gold ornaments
I deserve a fucking award for not making a ballroom crack during the White House Christmas ornament conversation just now
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I deserve a fucking award for not making a ballroom crack during the White House Christmas ornament conversation just now
I didn’t manage to get any food pictures, too busy being present
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I didn’t manage to get any food pictures, too busy being present
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"Competence and confidence" is as close to a definition of healthy masculinity as I've been able to come up with.
I’m a very feminine energy aligned woman in spirituality
I’m also a full spectrum violence lover and the manosphere has folks thinking we want “alphas”
When we just like men we find attractive ( and the actual range is WIDE) doing things that involve competence
I’m also a full spectrum violence lover and the manosphere has folks thinking we want “alphas”
When we just like men we find attractive ( and the actual range is WIDE) doing things that involve competence
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"Competence and confidence" is as close to a definition of healthy masculinity as I've been able to come up with.
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My buddy at work (just made VP!) moved from London to Atlanta and hit me with this absolute gem this morning, glad the youths are still ok
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My buddy at work (just made VP!) moved from London to Atlanta and hit me with this absolute gem this morning, glad the youths are still ok
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when my daughter is singing along to shaboozey
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
when my daughter is singing along to shaboozey
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Happy Thanksgiving! Reminder that in this house we stuff people, not birds, so keep your nasty shit off my table
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Reminder that in this house we stuff people, not birds, so keep your nasty shit off my table
I’m once again asking you to make your fun novelty holiday merch available in women’s sizes Jesus fuck
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I’m once again asking you to make your fun novelty holiday merch available in women’s sizes Jesus fuck
Very exciting asshole brain hours bc I’m sure I’ve somehow fucked up something huge that I’m forgetting
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Very exciting asshole brain hours bc I’m sure I’ve somehow fucked up something huge that I’m forgetting
I have no reason to be awake right now so of course I can’t sleep
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I have no reason to be awake right now so of course I can’t sleep
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its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made