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Marques James
@marqed4death.blacksky.app
Tampa,FL / Old / He/Him

The only good bald man on the internet
I just mind my business, work, take an edible and do all types of ill shit

Cashapp: $Marq81 if you want to send me ice cream money
Pinned
Best thing about Star Trek. The Klingons. Just a planet full of raw football players that just need to be taught the game.

Give Nick Saban one year with a team full of 18-21 year old Klingons and run hard in training camp and they’re running threw the whole SEC
I’m ugly but hey, I gotta keep going
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Trade his ass immediately
Mitchell Robinson Is Over Knicks Teammates Playing DMX, Says He Prefers Morgan Wallen

Read more: www.complex.com/sports/a/cmp...
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
That cocoa butter is on as soon as I get out the shower
And not just the parts that show, you ashy bastards.
You a grown ass man. Moisturize yo body you goofy muthafucka
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Something told me to click the link and I was thoroughly entertained.

Strokin is a wild song to hear when you’re nine years old lmao
Bad news: Senator John Fetterman's book isn't selling. We need to support our Democratic senators if we want to take back Congress in 2026. That means walking the walk and putting our money where our mouth is — even if we disagree sometimes.

Support the Fetterman Book Fund!

👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Clarence Carter's "Strokin" is actually very important to my formative years. My good friend & I used to smoke weed in her parents' basement & giggle listening to this song for hours.
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
“Give me sugar in water” ass type of face
How is your whole face one solid cold sore???
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

I guess it’s cute. Idk. Best I can do right now
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
If Buffy had one black friend (besides Kendra), that friend would have stopped the rest of the Scoobies from bringing her back from the dead. They brought her back so she could keep fighting and then kick her out her own house
I’ve been saying this for years and will always say it
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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This dude is still lucky his family ain’t writing, “We miss you, Charlie 🕊️ “ on this day every year.
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I’ll never forget I was falling asleep watching this game. And then the brawl started and I was wide awake
Happy anniversary to Malice at the Palace!
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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53 yo on Grindr calling himself a twink man let it go
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I know when you try to think the inside of your head sounds like a sizzling hot fajita plate

Just dumb for no reason
People need to stop comparing ICE to the Gestapo. At least the Gestapo accepted it when you showed them your papers.
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Nice day for a walk.
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“Crazy Bitch” by Buckcherry

“Bad Company” by Five Finger Death Punch
In honor of me listening to "Blurry" by Puddle of Mudd several times, what's a song you love that isn't very good by a band/group/artist that isn't very good either
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
He can’t even be bothered to change the hoodie either LOL
Daddy Daughter Day
November 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It’s weird we never got a Genesis or Super Nintendo version of the Konami beat’em up games like TMNT (we got an NES Version but we got Turtles in Time for SNES), X-Men and Simpsons

The Forest level was always fun for me
What are your memories of The Simpsons arcade?
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“Tough break nigga.” - Dave Chappelle
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Is everyone’s Trader Joe’s parking lot bad or just the one in Tampa I go to?
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Lmao
i’m dying lmfao
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I’m looking at tickets to Universal Studios Florida in February and what the fuck you mean a ticket is almost $200 for the Epic Universe park?!
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
GIF that pops up when you type your name
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
They put Tekken 3 on PS5.

We’re back!
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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If they’re gonna come over here they need to do it legally
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
What’s the worst matchup we could send over there?
BREAKING: Brazil will host a college football games in August of 2026.

More info forthcoming as we get it.
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Went to the other site for a second and saw that a woman who I was a mutual with that ended up blocked everyone got arrested and now there’s a mugshot, my god
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM