Marques James
@marqed4death.blacksky.app
Tampa,FL / Old / He/Him
The only good bald man on the internet
I just mind my business, work, take an edible and do all types of ill shit
Cashapp: $Marq81 if you want to send me ice cream money
The only good bald man on the internet
I just mind my business, work, take an edible and do all types of ill shit
Cashapp: $Marq81 if you want to send me ice cream money
Pinned
Me to White people this week after them seeing that the guns can actually be turned on them too
Yeah. I’m not going to practice eugenics just because someone has a food allergy. I’ll work around it and keep it moving
Could y'all be with someone with a food allergy/dietary restriction of your favorite food
January 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Yeah. I’m not going to practice eugenics just because someone has a food allergy. I’ll work around it and keep it moving
Can’t join ICE because I still eat pussy
I can’t join ICE because I once gave a woman an orgasm 😔
January 9, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Can’t join ICE because I still eat pussy
Trick Williams and Randy Orton sharing a ring together. Interesting #WWESMACKDOWN
January 9, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Trick Williams and Randy Orton sharing a ring together. Interesting #WWESMACKDOWN
This is good stuff here
January 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
This is good stuff here
Read the Alt Text! Minor correction to be made on the Alt text but the OP probably knows what it is and it’s not worth getting mad about.
What a domino effect
What a domino effect
January 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Read the Alt Text! Minor correction to be made on the Alt text but the OP probably knows what it is and it’s not worth getting mad about.
What a domino effect
What a domino effect
January 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Hooking up a light to your Game Boy so that you can play in the dark
January 9, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Hooking up a light to your Game Boy so that you can play in the dark
This is a lot funnier than it should be.
Me saying this while I also happen to be playing Jeopardy Daily and “The 1870s” category is kicking my ass
Me saying this while I also happen to be playing Jeopardy Daily and “The 1870s” category is kicking my ass
40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive
January 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
This is a lot funnier than it should be.
Me saying this while I also happen to be playing Jeopardy Daily and “The 1870s” category is kicking my ass
Me saying this while I also happen to be playing Jeopardy Daily and “The 1870s” category is kicking my ass
Me to White people this week after them seeing that the guns can actually be turned on them too
January 9, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Me to White people this week after them seeing that the guns can actually be turned on them too
Pretty Woman. It’s not trash, but definitely overhyped to me.
Speaking of movies… What’s the most hyped movie to you that everyone said was great but once you watched it was trash?
For me: Titanic and Saving Private Ryan
For me: Titanic and Saving Private Ryan
January 9, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Pretty Woman. It’s not trash, but definitely overhyped to me.
Jesse is a conspiracy nut, but in the fun way that your uncle says shit like “Michael Jackson is Puerto Rican” and not in the detrimental to society way.
Anyway, he’s your crazy uncle but Jesse gets things more right than wrong.
And just because, fuck Hulk Hogan just in general principle
Anyway, he’s your crazy uncle but Jesse gets things more right than wrong.
And just because, fuck Hulk Hogan just in general principle
Former Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura: Who is that? The draft-dodging coward? I don’t call him by name. He’s the draft-dodging coward who, when it was his time to serve his country, did what all rich white boys did. Most of my friends and I are Vietnam veterans. He’s gonna tell me what courage is?
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Jesse is a conspiracy nut, but in the fun way that your uncle says shit like “Michael Jackson is Puerto Rican” and not in the detrimental to society way.
Anyway, he’s your crazy uncle but Jesse gets things more right than wrong.
And just because, fuck Hulk Hogan just in general principle
Anyway, he’s your crazy uncle but Jesse gets things more right than wrong.
And just because, fuck Hulk Hogan just in general principle
I love her
January 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I love her
Reposted by Marques James
Duke needs to show up at the National Title game and beat up Oregon/Indiana in the same way Akuma would beat up M. Bison on the final boss stage of Street Fighter 2 so that Miami and Duke can finally face off for all the marbles
I repeat: Duke must be an incredible football team
January 9, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Duke needs to show up at the National Title game and beat up Oregon/Indiana in the same way Akuma would beat up M. Bison on the final boss stage of Street Fighter 2 so that Miami and Duke can finally face off for all the marbles
Real ones remember
January 9, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Real ones remember
Went from barely getting in to playing for a National Title. Good job Miami
January 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Went from barely getting in to playing for a National Title. Good job Miami
You know what this game needs right now?
A Carson Beck game sealing interception
A Carson Beck game sealing interception
January 9, 2026 at 4:05 AM
You know what this game needs right now?
A Carson Beck game sealing interception
A Carson Beck game sealing interception
Carneiro again
a man dressed as a clown with a teddy bear pinned to his chest
Alt: a man dressed as a clown with a teddy bear pinned to his chest
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Carneiro again
Finished the first season and I heard there’s a second season coming, which is great. Because I need to now he Rhiannon is going to get out of the mess she’s in
January 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Finished the first season and I heard there’s a second season coming, which is great. Because I need to now he Rhiannon is going to get out of the mess she’s in
That Mercy movie looks like it may be decent but I really don’t like Chris Pratt
January 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
That Mercy movie looks like it may be decent but I really don’t like Chris Pratt
Carneiro made a 58 yarder look easy as hell
January 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Carneiro made a 58 yarder look easy as hell
The back room at your local video store not named Blockbuster
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
The back room at your local video store not named Blockbuster
Keelan Marion was open like prime Alexis Texas on that play
January 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Keelan Marion was open like prime Alexis Texas on that play
As a Tampa resident, hearing Gene Deckerhoff impressions was heartwarming.
“Forever trailing 10-6 on the Buccaneers Radio Network!” That was hilarious
“Forever trailing 10-6 on the Buccaneers Radio Network!” That was hilarious
- NFC South lol
- FCS championship lmao
- Rose Bowl rofl
- These semifinals hell yeah
- SEC's bowl record lmaooooo
- FCS championship lmao
- Rose Bowl rofl
- These semifinals hell yeah
- SEC's bowl record lmaooooo
Everything After the FCS Championship Will Be a Letdown
Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · 01/07/2026 · 1h 21m
podcasts.apple.com
January 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
As a Tampa resident, hearing Gene Deckerhoff impressions was heartwarming.
“Forever trailing 10-6 on the Buccaneers Radio Network!” That was hilarious
“Forever trailing 10-6 on the Buccaneers Radio Network!” That was hilarious