Jefferson-Pilot
@jeffersonpilot.org
Clemson alum. Posting expert for @STSouthland.bsky.social. Mobilian by birth, Bills fan by the grace of my middle school math class. New Baltimore resident. He/him
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You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the
Idk if I’m just built different but I would absolutely not allow my dog to eat strange food from off the street that is very clearly not for them.
Thing I did not know was a problem until I started trying to help stray cats: lots of dog owners will just let their dog go through everything and eat whatever they come across. The dog has to climb down into a window well to start wolfing this cat food but that’s just cool with their owner I guess.
January 15, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Idk if I’m just built different but I would absolutely not allow my dog to eat strange food from off the street that is very clearly not for them.
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Unlocking my secret attraction to John Turturro
April 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Unlocking my secret attraction to John Turturro
Just learned about Mike Tomlin stepping down, thanks @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Just learned about Mike Tomlin stepping down, thanks @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
big fan of flipping through the photographers playbook before I go out to take picture but like every 4th one is phoned in HARD
January 14, 2026 at 12:53 PM
big fan of flipping through the photographers playbook before I go out to take picture but like every 4th one is phoned in HARD
Gravity (2013)
January 14, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Gravity (2013)
I’m exactly my goal weight so if I can just pause all my bodily functions that would rule
January 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I’m exactly my goal weight so if I can just pause all my bodily functions that would rule
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[rankest fart you’ve smelled in your life] Finally the war on protein is over
January 13, 2026 at 12:34 PM
[rankest fart you’ve smelled in your life] Finally the war on protein is over
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[Keith Jackson voice] “Hello everybody, meet Mr. Boh”
January 12, 2026 at 12:43 PM
[Keith Jackson voice] “Hello everybody, meet Mr. Boh”
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when he loses the crucial Zyndependent vote
January 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
when he loses the crucial Zyndependent vote
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i can't stop laughing because this makes him sound like he's gonna get clobbered in the midterms
January 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM
i can't stop laughing because this makes him sound like he's gonna get clobbered in the midterms
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I still don't understand why the sport that revolves around saturday games has its championship on a monday night every year. It sucks! Stop doing it! Put it on Friday at least!
January 12, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I still don't understand why the sport that revolves around saturday games has its championship on a monday night every year. It sucks! Stop doing it! Put it on Friday at least!
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Man I wasn't kidding. And Palmer Luckey at Anduril is making cameras and AI drones and Schmidt is making militarized drones. Doomering strikes again. They mention the World Cup too. So expect military drones flying around big blue cities
January 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Man I wasn't kidding. And Palmer Luckey at Anduril is making cameras and AI drones and Schmidt is making militarized drones. Doomering strikes again. They mention the World Cup too. So expect military drones flying around big blue cities
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[Keith Jackson voice] “Hello everybody, meet Mr. Boh”
January 12, 2026 at 12:43 PM
[Keith Jackson voice] “Hello everybody, meet Mr. Boh”
Personally, I find the fed’s independence to be more important than the CFPB. But I don’t have much gold laying around so maybe I’m biased
January 12, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Personally, I find the fed’s independence to be more important than the CFPB. But I don’t have much gold laying around so maybe I’m biased
If tom brady was a woman you know he’d be getting berated at about vocal fry CONSTANTLY
January 12, 2026 at 10:56 AM
If tom brady was a woman you know he’d be getting berated at about vocal fry CONSTANTLY
Oppenheimer (2023)
January 12, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Oppenheimer (2023)
last chance of the season to post this
January 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
last chance of the season to post this
Dusting off this meme after half a decade
January 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Dusting off this meme after half a decade