Grant Brisbee
@grantbrisbee.bsky.social
Union man. I write about baseball and make stupid jokes, not necessarily in that order. For a midlife crisis expressed through record collecting, follow me @mystupidrecords.bsky.social
About to get on an airplane, and I almost screamed LET’S GOOOOO in the airport. Don’t even know what album it is yet
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
About to get on an airplane, and I almost screamed LET’S GOOOOO in the airport. Don’t even know what album it is yet
Every Saturday night my feed is like
Coach Zonk!
ZONK!
omg lmfao coach zonk
Dude. Zonk’s cooked.
President orders troops into Ireland
ZONK ZONK ZONK
Coach Zonk why
Coach Zonk!
ZONK!
omg lmfao coach zonk
Dude. Zonk’s cooked.
President orders troops into Ireland
ZONK ZONK ZONK
Coach Zonk why
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Every Saturday night my feed is like
Coach Zonk!
ZONK!
omg lmfao coach zonk
Dude. Zonk’s cooked.
President orders troops into Ireland
ZONK ZONK ZONK
Coach Zonk why
Coach Zonk!
ZONK!
omg lmfao coach zonk
Dude. Zonk’s cooked.
President orders troops into Ireland
ZONK ZONK ZONK
Coach Zonk why
Humours is one of the categories in my fantasy league, so I'm fired up.
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Humours is one of the categories in my fantasy league, so I'm fired up.
I was going to post four pictures of Johnny Cash albums, but then I got "suckin' on chili dogs" stuck in my head, which kinda proves the original point.
Has there ever been a work called "American ____[anything]____" that isn't bad and embarrassing?
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I was going to post four pictures of Johnny Cash albums, but then I got "suckin' on chili dogs" stuck in my head, which kinda proves the original point.
December – 2025
Donald Trump is the Master of America
Only the Truly Woke Stand Before Him
OCEANS ARE NOW GRANOLA
Donald Trump is the Master of America
Only the Truly Woke Stand Before Him
OCEANS ARE NOW GRANOLA
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
December – 2025
Donald Trump is the Master of America
Only the Truly Woke Stand Before Him
OCEANS ARE NOW GRANOLA
Donald Trump is the Master of America
Only the Truly Woke Stand Before Him
OCEANS ARE NOW GRANOLA
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Ball things that exist now: pebblehunting.substack.com/p/new-and-no...
New & Novel In '25
Don't let it go away. This feeling has got to stay.
pebblehunting.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Ball things that exist now: pebblehunting.substack.com/p/new-and-no...
paul bien DM me your mccovey chronicles username
🤖 SFGiants
The #SFGiants and President of Baseball Operations Buster Posey announced today the following promotion and hirings within the Baseball Operations department:
• Paul Bien has been promoted to Assistant General Manager, Baseball Analytics
• Curt Casali rejoins the Giants organization as…
The #SFGiants and President of Baseball Operations Buster Posey announced today the following promotion and hirings within the Baseball Operations department:
• Paul Bien has been promoted to Assistant General Manager, Baseball Analytics
• Curt Casali rejoins the Giants organization as…
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
paul bien DM me your mccovey chronicles username
@brianmfloyd.bsky.social didn’t have a mixer to shred the pork shoulder, so I used a bowl and closed tongs and it’s … even better?
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
@brianmfloyd.bsky.social didn’t have a mixer to shred the pork shoulder, so I used a bowl and closed tongs and it’s … even better?
easy come, easy go young man, we've all been there
Bananas ending to Sixers - Warriors, poor young Golden State fan can't believe it
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
easy come, easy go young man, we've all been there
this is beautiful
Ok so this Sixers game sucks & I sympathize so much with little man here, but him getting trash talked by his little friend is fucking hilarious.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
this is beautiful
the "werner herzog voice" bit is probably played out, but you can still dust it off every so often
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
the "werner herzog voice" bit is probably played out, but you can still dust it off every so often
The Giants hired Ron Washington as an infield coach, which means it's a great time to share the article where he almost murdered Sam Blum with infield drills. www.nytimes.com/athletic/634...
Ron Washington ran me through his famous infield drills. It was ... incredibly hard
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The Giants hired Ron Washington as an infield coach, which means it's a great time to share the article where he almost murdered Sam Blum with infield drills. www.nytimes.com/athletic/634...
BRENDA LEE: [tired, splitting headache, just wants Christmas dinner to end] Later we'll have some fucking pie.
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
BRENDA LEE: [tired, splitting headache, just wants Christmas dinner to end] Later we'll have some fucking pie.
The scouting report where a scout recommended that the Giants pass on a teenaged Jim Palmer.
December 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The scouting report where a scout recommended that the Giants pass on a teenaged Jim Palmer.
every day the world reveals something beautiful to me that i will never possess
I have a photo of Chuck Connors (in a Dodgers uniform) that is autographed by Satchel Paige. Paige's own photo was on the reverse but his eyesight was failing and he signed the wrong side. I'm pretty sure it's the only picture of the Rifleman autographed by Satchel Paige.
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
every day the world reveals something beautiful to me that i will never possess
The most incredible part is she's British and read the audiobook, but just kept going when it got to the part with grandma at Thanksgiving.
OK! SO! I have made the ultimate illustration of this.
Ariana Grande November 2024 (interview) vs Cynthia Erivo November 2025 (audiobook recording by the author)
Ariana Grande November 2024 (interview) vs Cynthia Erivo November 2025 (audiobook recording by the author)
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The most incredible part is she's British and read the audiobook, but just kept going when it got to the part with grandma at Thanksgiving.
This is the actual album I listened to the most in 2025. Found it at a random sale, picked it up without knowing a thing, and I'm obsessed. A funky, yacht rock Rush? Walter Fagen joining the Doobies instead of Michael McDonald? Whatever, the first side is flawless.
December 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This is the actual album I listened to the most in 2025. Found it at a random sale, picked it up without knowing a thing, and I'm obsessed. A funky, yacht rock Rush? Walter Fagen joining the Doobies instead of Michael McDonald? Whatever, the first side is flawless.
Lotta folks are going to focus on the market being too steep for the Giants. I’m as cynical as the next guy, but I read that as “We didn’t have him being worth that much. For that much, we’ll get a guy we know better” not that $30 million was too much
Cody Ponce is going to Toronto on a 3-year, $30 million deal that crushed industry estimates, via @ken-rosenthal.bsky.social . Giants were involved but market got beyond them. Jays moved quickly to replace Chris Bassitt and Max Scherzer with Dylan Cease and Ponce. Will one or both be SF-bound now? 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Lotta folks are going to focus on the market being too steep for the Giants. I’m as cynical as the next guy, but I read that as “We didn’t have him being worth that much. For that much, we’ll get a guy we know better” not that $30 million was too much
if I'm ever head of the DOT, I'm going to spend my time railing against tactical parkers. "You're making me wait while you back in – poorly, I might add – so that, what, you get an eight-percent easier time leaving? Guess what, when you're ready to do that, there might not be anyone there to inconve
Duffy: "We've asked Americans to bring their better selves, to bring the civility back to travel. To say please and thank you ... maybe not wear pajamas or slippers on the airplane."
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
if I'm ever head of the DOT, I'm going to spend my time railing against tactical parkers. "You're making me wait while you back in – poorly, I might add – so that, what, you get an eight-percent easier time leaving? Guess what, when you're ready to do that, there might not be anyone there to inconve
This happened with the Tony Hawk 1/2 remaster on the Switch. There were a couple of levels where you suddenly a balding skater in his 40s, listening to the Judgement Night soundtrack and barely able to stay on the board.
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This happened with the Tony Hawk 1/2 remaster on the Switch. There were a couple of levels where you suddenly a balding skater in his 40s, listening to the Judgement Night soundtrack and barely able to stay on the board.
yeah, my MRI* results are great
My
Recent
Impulse purchase of the Megadeth classic "Peace Sells ... But Who's Buying?" on vinyl
My
Recent
Impulse purchase of the Megadeth classic "Peace Sells ... But Who's Buying?" on vinyl
December 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
yeah, my MRI* results are great
My
Recent
Impulse purchase of the Megadeth classic "Peace Sells ... But Who's Buying?" on vinyl
My
Recent
Impulse purchase of the Megadeth classic "Peace Sells ... But Who's Buying?" on vinyl
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