Grant Brisbee
@grantbrisbee.bsky.social
Union man. I write about baseball and make stupid jokes, not necessarily in that order. For a midlife crisis expressed through record collecting, follow me @mystupidrecords.bsky.social
more than anything, I'm angriest on behalf of Stone Temple Pilots
The playlist on the backfields for the Orioles’ first full-squad workout this morning featured:
Nickelback
Creed
Three Days Grace
Stone Temple Pilots
Goo Goo Dolls
3 Doors Down
Nickelback
Creed
Three Days Grace
Stone Temple Pilots
Goo Goo Dolls
3 Doors Down
February 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
more than anything, I'm angriest on behalf of Stone Temple Pilots
more "ratto does something normal people do, then writes about it" please. ratto picking out detergent. ratto describing what it was like to drive someone who creeps out into the intersection with a green arrow. ratto stubbing his toe.
Ray Ratto drinks a rare craft beer: defector.com/an-afternoon...
An Afternoon With Pliny The Younger | Defector
Sunday was a rather dry sporting day, even if you include the “discovery” of Kevin Durant’s supposed burner account. The combination of the NBA’s All-Star break and the Milan Cortina Olympics…
defector.com
February 16, 2026 at 5:03 PM
more "ratto does something normal people do, then writes about it" please. ratto picking out detergent. ratto describing what it was like to drive someone who creeps out into the intersection with a green arrow. ratto stubbing his toe.
I used to find The Onion funny, but they’ve become really mean (and personal) lately.
'I Spilled My Soda,' Report Nation's Dopes https://theonion.com/i-spilled-my-soda-report-nations-dopes-1819572671/
February 16, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I used to find The Onion funny, but they’ve become really mean (and personal) lately.
even putting aside the existential crisis of climate change, it's forever wild that people old enough to remember Los Angeles smog and flaming Ohio lakes are saying, "That ruled. Let's bring it back. And why come there isn't any more lead in the paint?"
“The U.S. no longer has emission standards of any meaning,” said Margo T. Oge, who served as the E.P.A.’s top vehicle emissions regulator under three presidents and has since advised both automakers and environmental groups.
“Nothing. Zero,” she added. “Not many countries have zero.”
“Nothing. Zero,” she added. “Not many countries have zero.”
With Latest Rollback, the U.S. Essentially Has No Clean-Car Rules
www.nytimes.com
February 16, 2026 at 3:28 PM
even putting aside the existential crisis of climate change, it's forever wild that people old enough to remember Los Angeles smog and flaming Ohio lakes are saying, "That ruled. Let's bring it back. And why come there isn't any more lead in the paint?"
the jduge orders me to take off my matt dillon teeth from something about mary & im wearing austin power teeth underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
Reject medical neo-futurism. Refuse compliance.
I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
February 16, 2026 at 4:23 AM
the jduge orders me to take off my matt dillon teeth from something about mary & im wearing austin power teeth underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
Woodstock would be the best press secretary we've ever, EVER had.
Woodstock would get himself enmeshed in something and have to testify in front of Congress which would be entertaining
February 16, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Woodstock would be the best press secretary we've ever, EVER had.
Remember when the big scandals used to be that Democratic presidents had oafish brothers? Let's get Spike driving a tractor around the South Lawn, or Olaf throwing up at an embassy holiday party, c'mon, we deserve this
February 16, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Remember when the big scandals used to be that Democratic presidents had oafish brothers? Let's get Spike driving a tractor around the South Lawn, or Olaf throwing up at an embassy holiday party, c'mon, we deserve this
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That’s Dan❤️🩹🦅
Top right corner. Can't help but wonder if The Simpsons paid subtle tribute to Dan McQuade in tonight's set-in-Philadelphia 800th episode.
February 16, 2026 at 1:55 AM
That’s Dan❤️🩹🦅
[in a normal person voice] That's Bob Peak's art. Not sure if it's actually him, but I recognize the style from an album cover.
February 15, 2026 at 3:40 PM
[in a normal person voice] That's Bob Peak's art. Not sure if it's actually him, but I recognize the style from an album cover.
hell yeah, an excuse to post Norichika Aoki content
February 15, 2026 at 2:32 AM
hell yeah, an excuse to post Norichika Aoki content
They’re calling it “one of the craziest Valentine’s Days ever”
February 15, 2026 at 2:13 AM
They’re calling it “one of the craziest Valentine’s Days ever”
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February 14, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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straight out of those Civil War histories where some ill informed white Union soldier got a view of slavery up close and became hyper abolitionist in an instant
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 9:28 PM
straight out of those Civil War histories where some ill informed white Union soldier got a view of slavery up close and became hyper abolitionist in an instant
That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.
February 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.
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I say this every NBA trade deadline, but if I ever have to learn what a trade exception is or how to calculate it for my job, I swear to God I am going to hunt down everyone who rooted for a salary cap in MLB and fill the air vents in their cars with bees
If I'm counting it all up right, the Grizzlies have turned Desmond Bane and Jaren Jackson Jr. into Cedric Coward, five first-round picks (plus a swap), about $17.5M in expiring contracts and the biggest trade exception in NBA history. Lots of raw materials to work with, at least.
February 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I say this every NBA trade deadline, but if I ever have to learn what a trade exception is or how to calculate it for my job, I swear to God I am going to hunt down everyone who rooted for a salary cap in MLB and fill the air vents in their cars with bees
FRESHMAN-YEAR CONTRARIAN IN THE YEAR 2104: Actually, Trump had some good ideas.
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
FRESHMAN-YEAR CONTRARIAN IN THE YEAR 2104: Actually, Trump had some good ideas.
ELLISON: Farrakhan's a prophet and I think you ought to listen to. Congressman, what he can say to you, what you wanna do ... is follow for now. Power of the people. Say, 'Make a miracle, Keith,' pump the lyrical. I yield the rest of my time.
we've reached the portion of the hearing where Republicans (specifically Bernie Moreno) are making baseless insinuations that Keith Ellison is antisemitic and demanding he denounce Louis Farrakhan
February 12, 2026 at 4:50 PM
ELLISON: Farrakhan's a prophet and I think you ought to listen to. Congressman, what he can say to you, what you wanna do ... is follow for now. Power of the people. Say, 'Make a miracle, Keith,' pump the lyrical. I yield the rest of my time.
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Free for four more days. Twenty five reviews. 4.9 stars. www.amazon.com/Everybody-Ha...
Everybody Has Something to Hide: Why and How to Use Signal to Preserve Your Privacy, Security, and Well-Being
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January 29, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Free for four more days. Twenty five reviews. 4.9 stars. www.amazon.com/Everybody-Ha...
Made some gyudon.
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Made some gyudon.
No, i'm going to say it's evil to zip-tie a 14-year-old and demand that she proves that she's a citizen (which she is). It would still be evil if she weren't a citizen, to be clear, but it's an extra shiny level of evil here.
February 10, 2026 at 9:41 PM
No, i'm going to say it's evil to zip-tie a 14-year-old and demand that she proves that she's a citizen (which she is). It would still be evil if she weren't a citizen, to be clear, but it's an extra shiny level of evil here.
Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels, more and more people are saying.
More McIver (D-NJ) to ICE chief at today's hearing:
-"How do you think Judgment Day will work for you, with so much blood on your hands?"
-"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"
-"How many government agencies are you aware of that routinely kill American citizens and still get funding?"
-"How do you think Judgment Day will work for you, with so much blood on your hands?"
-"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"
-"How many government agencies are you aware of that routinely kill American citizens and still get funding?"
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels, more and more people are saying.
wait, the guy who hired garbanzo24 is a Bay kid too? paul toboni, reveal your McC handle.
Washington #Nationals president of baseball operations opened a video call with media bemoaning the loss of the Post sports department and ball writers Andrew Golden, Spencer Nusbaum, Chelsea Janes and Barry Svrluga, while noting the San Francisco Chronicle's role in shaping him as a youth.
February 10, 2026 at 6:07 PM
wait, the guy who hired garbanzo24 is a Bay kid too? paul toboni, reveal your McC handle.
I know that people have been bringing up these Kid Rock lyrics lately. What i didn't know is that this song was in a children's movie.
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I know that people have been bringing up these Kid Rock lyrics lately. What i didn't know is that this song was in a children's movie.