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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 5h

Nice try, “Paul A. Thompson”

A Pitchfork review for One Battle After Another that call it a “nerve-wracking masterpiece”, written by one Paul A. Thompson

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · Apr 3

Three stills fron the television show Wilfred all showing Wilfred in Ryan in conversation outside. Text on first panel reada "we all have to make sacrifices, Ryan. Like the story of Jesus Christ". Text on the second panel reads "I'm sure the roman soldiers wanted to hang out at the pantheon and stare at tit's all day...". Text for the third panel reads "but they knew they had a duty to kill jesus"

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11h

This is wonderful, thank you

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 20h

Some stories about my friend Kaleb, on the occasion of his funeral:

channel-6.ghost.io/its-just-dif...

IT'S JUST DIFFERENT VALLEYS, THAT'S ALL

Kaleb Horton has departed this life, and for those left behind there is nothing that reconciles any part of what’s happened with what should’ve happened. He had a family, grieving now. He had friends,...

channel-6.ghost.io

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Will Davies @will-davies.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, and it turns out the guy with the umbrella is definitely a new breed of activist

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1d

Hell In And Under A Cell

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1d

I find it baffling how little impact the existence of the Undertaker, a literal walking corpse, has had on science and religion

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

The Butlerian Jihad must have sucked for guys who just bought a new computer

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1d

He has never been more on his bullshit

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1d

pausing the new Jay Electronica every couple of lines to say “ha ha, that’s crazy man”

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 2d

Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · Nov 6

if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post

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Hank & Townes’s Mom @katehascats.bsky.social · 3d

www.legacy.com/us/obituarie...

Kaleb Horton Obituary (2025) - Los Angeles, CA - Los Angeles Times

View Kaleb Charles Horton's obituary, send flowers and sign the guestbook.

www.legacy.com

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

Taylor Swift should write and record more songs about The Simpsons seasons 2-9

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 3d

Hell yeah, congrats!

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 3d

Haaaaa

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 4d

Thinking about how human cloning technology could be used to not only revive famous musical acts, but make them even better. Just imagine Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Stills, Stills, Nash, Young & Young

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 4d

I believe Donald Trump is the ONLY president who can rescue the brave POWs still held captive in Vietnam

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 4d

In the drone wars of the future what the military needs is, sadly, gamers

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · Aug 31

We should have required alt text for posts that don't have images but DO have vague, extremely dramatic posts about an ongoing sporting event. when you post "its over its all over" i need to be able to click a little button and see that you're talking about a quarterback named Mac Whimple

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 4d

I got the basic ending in Silksong. Can only assume the hard part is over and it’ll all get easier from here

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 4d

Hard to think of a father and son who had more divergent careers than Richard and Mojo Nixon

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 5d

Please don’t. October is already rough enough without creating some kind of association between this month and the undead

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 5d

It’s bigotry to hate those inflatable flappy arm guys from outside car dealerships

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 5d

The staples should be at the top not the side

Liam McGuire @liammcguire.bsky.social · 7d

Anyone have a particularly hot comic take?

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