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@tomwalker.bsky.social

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I host the Great Australian Bake-Off. Check out twitch.tv/TomWalker and the podcast “BigSoftTitty.png” with my cool wife Demi

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tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · Jul 17

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

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tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · Mar 25

Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png

tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · 3d

if i happen to leverage my natural experience with the genre and get the speedrun record that's fine by me. i would love to show people how it's done.

tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · 3d

stream schedule this week - i can't wait to play Unfair Flips by @hthrflwrs.bsky.social, which was inspired by Coin Stream!

And for the other stream, it's Dealer Tom's choice - mister walkers delights are on the menu, whatever fickle form they take on the day!
twitch.tv/tomwalker

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Mr Pie Break @piebreak.bsky.social · 4d

I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power

tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · 5d

Well I wanted to spend today sitting in my favourite basket but it looks like someone had the same idea

My cat norm is in a wicker basket. He’s orange and white and fluffy and he has goop coming out of his eye. He looks cute but you can tell he’s kinda troubled

tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · 5d

Yeah it shows

tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · 5d

Yeah they went in an interesting direction for me too - away!!!

tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · 5d

I do not care for the story cutscenes at all

tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · 5d

I would pay an extra $10 to have the cutscenes completely edited out from this. But they have done a really funny bit where if you skip cutscenes repeatedly it starts to make skipping harder (you need to hold the button twice, required button changes midway through, the progression circle loops)

tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · 5d

It's always wonderful to talk to @demilardner.bsky.social about Ms. Pac-Man's beautiful body 💅

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joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 6d

this is the first and only time someone has said this to their refrigerator

tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · 7d

Watching bar rescue (episode: tailgate/anything you can yell) and lol at the terrible chef who clearly didn’t follow the “don’t wear logos or brands” rule

Guy wearing shirt with the chest covered in duct tape like a reverse Batman symbol

This alt text says the same as the other one cos it’s the same guy wearing the same shirt basically

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 10d

cheerful fellow smiles at busy shopping center before turning the grin on himself

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 11d

With Eric Adams dropping out of the mayoral race, let’s take a moment to remember one of his most unintentionally funny videos

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Spock's Brian @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 11d

We had a guest director for a theatre production at my college who ran a mime ministry with his wife. During tech rehearsals, he came out of the closet via Facebook. And his wife and everyone in his ministry out in California had to deal with the fallout as he finished his play in Michigan

tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · 12d

lmao

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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 12d

These were in the quad at my college once, first time i passed one had a purple sash on and i thought "Who do you think you are mime jesus?"

The next time i passed they were crucifying him 😔

tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · 12d

i am watching videos of "christian mime" where people dance and lipsync to praise music or sermons. it's interpretive dance that alternates between pop-locking to lyrics and impersonating pastors. very strange. we must retain a detached interest in the USA

tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · 12d

this is a 46 min video of mimefest 2012 (takes place in an unrelentingly lit community centre) that shows this is done by multiple groups across multiple states. this is the kind of shit archaeologists find and think we all did www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZXX...

YouTube video by YoungProgressives

www.youtube.com

tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · 12d

i am watching videos of "christian mime" where people dance and lipsync to praise music or sermons. it's interpretive dance that alternates between pop-locking to lyrics and impersonating pastors. very strange. we must retain a detached interest in the USA

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Leon Massey @leonmassey.bsky.social · 14d

New second channel slop btw
youtu.be/Q83vw9MBWdY

tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · 15d

no,,

tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · 15d

VR is the future of gaming

steam review (not recommended) does not support vive pro controllers. i spawn in with unmovable hands covering my eyes.

tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · 15d

and congrats on the game!!

tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · 15d

i have claimed the key! thank you for not making it a key to some bizarre hentai game instead of this

tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · 16d

Took a photo of Demi and norm on the podcast set while setting up the cam because they looked so nice

My wife and our cat norm on a couch