tom
@tomwalker.bsky.social
I host the Great Australian Bake-Off. Check out twitch.tv/TomWalker and the podcast “BigSoftTitty.png” with my cool wife Demi
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@tomwalker.bsky.social
· Jul 17
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
that humble little crocodile has returned
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
that humble little crocodile has returned
having a wonderful time looking through the "photographer's selection" images on Scania's website. a serene autumnal landscape traced delicately by that finger of commerce: The Truck
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
having a wonderful time looking through the "photographer's selection" images on Scania's website. a serene autumnal landscape traced delicately by that finger of commerce: The Truck
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Man, remember when the internet was 90% riffing on silver age comic panels? Now we're all communists and/or nazis reacting to crowd work clips. What happened to us
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Man, remember when the internet was 90% riffing on silver age comic panels? Now we're all communists and/or nazis reacting to crowd work clips. What happened to us
I bought nagi recipetineats’ cookbook and it’s so fucking good. Best cookbook I’ve ever owned and it has me cooking again. The recipes are simple and tasty and well organised. Also opening it to this pic of her dog Dozer really made me laugh
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I bought nagi recipetineats’ cookbook and it’s so fucking good. Best cookbook I’ve ever owned and it has me cooking again. The recipes are simple and tasty and well organised. Also opening it to this pic of her dog Dozer really made me laugh
animal four legs morning reddit 2025 urgent
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
animal four legs morning reddit 2025 urgent
uh-oh did somebody just drop the hottest stream schedule of the year?? uhhh Guilty! this week: fortnite as MARGE (oh sweetest lord that gives such delights to worms like I) & a sponsored stream with the NOVABLADE PRO where I will be coached by a fighting game pro!
twitch.tv/tomwalker
twitch.tv/tomwalker
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
uh-oh did somebody just drop the hottest stream schedule of the year?? uhhh Guilty! this week: fortnite as MARGE (oh sweetest lord that gives such delights to worms like I) & a sponsored stream with the NOVABLADE PRO where I will be coached by a fighting game pro!
twitch.tv/tomwalker
twitch.tv/tomwalker
Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
I'M BACK STREAMING!!!! Two streams, one, an exploration of the joy of rolling up stuff and being a little guy, the other, a cutting insight into masculinity in the modern day.... by asking youtube how to walk and sit like a man.
twitch.tv/tomwalker
twitch.tv/tomwalker
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I'M BACK STREAMING!!!! Two streams, one, an exploration of the joy of rolling up stuff and being a little guy, the other, a cutting insight into masculinity in the modern day.... by asking youtube how to walk and sit like a man.
twitch.tv/tomwalker
twitch.tv/tomwalker
i am still laughing about "Caricature Japan Kiyomizu Ninenzaka Store" which is a caricature place i walked by in kyoto and where i took this photo of two people happily posing with one of the cruellest caricatures i've ever seen
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
i am still laughing about "Caricature Japan Kiyomizu Ninenzaka Store" which is a caricature place i walked by in kyoto and where i took this photo of two people happily posing with one of the cruellest caricatures i've ever seen
Got back from a beautiful trip to Japan with the love of my life
November 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Got back from a beautiful trip to Japan with the love of my life
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Guide To Pets (1/2)
November 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Guide To Pets (1/2)
Scheming beast. What foul plan hatches from the swamp of your mind
October 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Scheming beast. What foul plan hatches from the swamp of your mind
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Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png
March 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png
stream schedule this week - i can't wait to play Unfair Flips by @hthrflwrs.bsky.social, which was inspired by Coin Stream!
And for the other stream, it's Dealer Tom's choice - mister walkers delights are on the menu, whatever fickle form they take on the day!
twitch.tv/tomwalker
And for the other stream, it's Dealer Tom's choice - mister walkers delights are on the menu, whatever fickle form they take on the day!
twitch.tv/tomwalker
October 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
stream schedule this week - i can't wait to play Unfair Flips by @hthrflwrs.bsky.social, which was inspired by Coin Stream!
And for the other stream, it's Dealer Tom's choice - mister walkers delights are on the menu, whatever fickle form they take on the day!
twitch.tv/tomwalker
And for the other stream, it's Dealer Tom's choice - mister walkers delights are on the menu, whatever fickle form they take on the day!
twitch.tv/tomwalker
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I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
October 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
Well I wanted to spend today sitting in my favourite basket but it looks like someone had the same idea
October 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Well I wanted to spend today sitting in my favourite basket but it looks like someone had the same idea
It's always wonderful to talk to @demilardner.bsky.social about Ms. Pac-Man's beautiful body 💅
October 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It's always wonderful to talk to @demilardner.bsky.social about Ms. Pac-Man's beautiful body 💅
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this is the first and only time someone has said this to their refrigerator
October 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
this is the first and only time someone has said this to their refrigerator
Watching bar rescue (episode: tailgate/anything you can yell) and lol at the terrible chef who clearly didn’t follow the “don’t wear logos or brands” rule
October 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Watching bar rescue (episode: tailgate/anything you can yell) and lol at the terrible chef who clearly didn’t follow the “don’t wear logos or brands” rule
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cheerful fellow smiles at busy shopping center before turning the grin on himself
September 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
cheerful fellow smiles at busy shopping center before turning the grin on himself
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With Eric Adams dropping out of the mayoral race, let’s take a moment to remember one of his most unintentionally funny videos
September 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
With Eric Adams dropping out of the mayoral race, let’s take a moment to remember one of his most unintentionally funny videos
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We had a guest director for a theatre production at my college who ran a mime ministry with his wife. During tech rehearsals, he came out of the closet via Facebook. And his wife and everyone in his ministry out in California had to deal with the fallout as he finished his play in Michigan
September 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
We had a guest director for a theatre production at my college who ran a mime ministry with his wife. During tech rehearsals, he came out of the closet via Facebook. And his wife and everyone in his ministry out in California had to deal with the fallout as he finished his play in Michigan
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These were in the quad at my college once, first time i passed one had a purple sash on and i thought "Who do you think you are mime jesus?"
The next time i passed they were crucifying him 😔
The next time i passed they were crucifying him 😔
i am watching videos of "christian mime" where people dance and lipsync to praise music or sermons. it's interpretive dance that alternates between pop-locking to lyrics and impersonating pastors. very strange. we must retain a detached interest in the USA
September 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
These were in the quad at my college once, first time i passed one had a purple sash on and i thought "Who do you think you are mime jesus?"
The next time i passed they were crucifying him 😔
The next time i passed they were crucifying him 😔
i am watching videos of "christian mime" where people dance and lipsync to praise music or sermons. it's interpretive dance that alternates between pop-locking to lyrics and impersonating pastors. very strange. we must retain a detached interest in the USA
September 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i am watching videos of "christian mime" where people dance and lipsync to praise music or sermons. it's interpretive dance that alternates between pop-locking to lyrics and impersonating pastors. very strange. we must retain a detached interest in the USA
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New second channel slop btw
youtu.be/Q83vw9MBWdY
youtu.be/Q83vw9MBWdY
September 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
New second channel slop btw
youtu.be/Q83vw9MBWdY
youtu.be/Q83vw9MBWdY