Tara Ariano
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I try to be good hard worker man, but refrigemator so messy. So, so messy. | [email protected]
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we ALL KNOW that eight bucks is 10 bucks defector.com/how-much-is-...
How Much Is Eight Dollars? | Defector
You heard me. Is eight dollars five dollars? Or is eight dollars 10 dollars? Why are you making that face right now? Stop making faces and answer the question: How much is eight bucks? Stephen Totilo,...
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January 14, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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Bluesky for the love of god give us polls so we can choose movies' ultimate Tess
January 12, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Bluesky for the love of god give us polls so we can choose movies' ultimate Tess
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If you bet on Golden Globes Best Podcast Winner on Polymarket you should not be able to drive a car for five years
January 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
If you bet on Golden Globes Best Podcast Winner on Polymarket you should not be able to drive a car for five years
Podcation over, back to “work”
January 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Podcation over, back to “work”
The evidence keeps piling up!
I mean, Noel Edmonds DID once indirectly get someone killed, so…
January 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
The evidence keeps piling up!
"So Chase will be using this party to début his shitty little rat look....Now that he's 18, he legally has to look like a gross, shitty little rat for at least one event."
January 11, 2026 at 9:02 PM
"So Chase will be using this party to début his shitty little rat look....Now that he's 18, he legally has to look like a gross, shitty little rat for at least one event."
Check out this MI6 agent (right) with his handler
January 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Check out this MI6 agent (right) with his handler
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just found out there's a Butthole Cut of Song Sung Blue where they all have realistic CGI buttholes
January 11, 2026 at 6:23 PM
just found out there's a Butthole Cut of Song Sung Blue where they all have realistic CGI buttholes
Starting S02 of "The Night Manager" is a great time for a reminder: 👏EVERY👏BRITISH👏PERSON👏IS👏A👏SPY👏
January 11, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Starting S02 of "The Night Manager" is a great time for a reminder: 👏EVERY👏BRITISH👏PERSON👏IS👏A👏SPY👏
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Sandy McTire is already missing her new best buddy @markblankenship.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Sandy McTire is already missing her new best buddy @markblankenship.bsky.social
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Well, those boots were not made for walking
January 11, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Well, those boots were not made for walking
Celebrities making social media “content” is like going to the bathroom: I can accept that it’s something you have to do without ever needing to hear about your process
January 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Celebrities making social media “content” is like going to the bathroom: I can accept that it’s something you have to do without ever needing to hear about your process
Oh, no shit? www.cracked.com/article_4957...
Will Arnett Had Zero Stand-Up Comedy Experience Before Making His Stand-Up Comedy Movie
'Is This Thing On?' made Arnett respect the craft that he'd never actually tried
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January 11, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Oh, no shit? www.cracked.com/article_4957...
Yesterday she barked at @markblankenship.bsky.social for an hour and a half. Today, she is in love with
January 11, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Yesterday she barked at @markblankenship.bsky.social for an hour and a half. Today, she is in love with
You’re playing Zero. “A Shakespearean Tragedy” comes up. You’re sitting with this guy
January 10, 2026 at 3:20 AM
You’re playing Zero. “A Shakespearean Tragedy” comes up. You’re sitting with this guy
@doggett.house.gov Hello
To keep track of it all, we thought we’d thread all the House reps that have committed to impeaching Kristi Noem. The first was @robinkelly.house.gov
I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement: robinkelly.house.gov/media-center...
January 9, 2026 at 11:47 PM
@doggett.house.gov Hello
I don’t know how sitcom episodes about wacky attempts to get the stupid baby into the fancy preschool haven’t driven the birth rate all the way down to zero, yes I am still watching “Mad About You” for some reason even though the baby seasons are pure dogshit
January 9, 2026 at 8:05 AM
I don’t know how sitcom episodes about wacky attempts to get the stupid baby into the fancy preschool haven’t driven the birth rate all the way down to zero, yes I am still watching “Mad About You” for some reason even though the baby seasons are pure dogshit
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Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
It took me WAY too many search terms to find the Jesus H. Christ segment of #TheTen, so the next time you're looking for it, let me save you the hassle www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfex...
Thou Shalt Not Take the Lord's Name in Vain
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January 9, 2026 at 6:05 AM
It took me WAY too many search terms to find the Jesus H. Christ segment of #TheTen, so the next time you're looking for it, let me save you the hassle www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfex...
I'm back at @gqmagazine.bsky.social on #ThePitt, which returns for S02 tonight: www.gq.com/story/welcom...
Welcome Back to The Pitt, America's Bastion of Medical Competence
Season 2 of the HBO Max hospital drama delivers detailed realism and high-stakes expertise. It's never been more satisfying to watch good doctors at work.
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January 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I'm back at @gqmagazine.bsky.social on #ThePitt, which returns for S02 tonight: www.gq.com/story/welcom...
WHO WANTED THIS
SHOW YOURSELF
SHOW YOURSELF
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
WHO WANTED THIS
SHOW YOURSELF
SHOW YOURSELF
I love how the shot of Zendaya on the street makes it seem like the “Euphoria” crew is chasing her with a butterfly net to bring her back to set youtu.be/SEJMjYvpzpw?...
Coming In 2026 | HBO Max
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January 7, 2026 at 7:57 AM
I love how the shot of Zendaya on the street makes it seem like the “Euphoria” crew is chasing her with a butterfly net to bring her back to set youtu.be/SEJMjYvpzpw?...
@whatatimepod.bsky.social 🚨Jelly Roll News🚨
Jelly Roll, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Chrissy Teigen join 'Star Search'
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Jelly Roll, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Chrissy Teigen join 'Star Search' - UPI.com
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January 6, 2026 at 7:04 PM
@whatatimepod.bsky.social 🚨Jelly Roll News🚨