Tara Ariano
@taraariano.com
I try to be good hard worker man, but refrigemator so messy. So, so messy. | [email protected]
Woke me up four times this morning starting at 5:45. Is remorseless
January 14, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Woke me up four times this morning starting at 5:45. Is remorseless
Bluesky for the love of god give us polls so we can choose movies' ultimate Tess
January 12, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Bluesky for the love of god give us polls so we can choose movies' ultimate Tess
Podcation over, back to “work”
January 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Podcation over, back to “work”
"So Chase will be using this party to début his shitty little rat look....Now that he's 18, he legally has to look like a gross, shitty little rat for at least one event."
January 11, 2026 at 9:02 PM
"So Chase will be using this party to début his shitty little rat look....Now that he's 18, he legally has to look like a gross, shitty little rat for at least one event."
Check out this MI6 agent (right) with his handler
January 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Check out this MI6 agent (right) with his handler
Yesterday she barked at @markblankenship.bsky.social for an hour and a half. Today, she is in love with
January 11, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Yesterday she barked at @markblankenship.bsky.social for an hour and a half. Today, she is in love with
January 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
You’re playing Zero. “A Shakespearean Tragedy” comes up. You’re sitting with this guy
January 10, 2026 at 3:20 AM
You’re playing Zero. “A Shakespearean Tragedy” comes up. You’re sitting with this guy
WHO WANTED THIS
SHOW YOURSELF
SHOW YOURSELF
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
WHO WANTED THIS
SHOW YOURSELF
SHOW YOURSELF
Obsessed with this low-effort DVD box design
January 6, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Obsessed with this low-effort DVD box design
If your joke is about the “Taxi” theme song and you can’t get the rights to the “Taxi” theme song, you have to write a new joke, this uncanny soundalike makes me feel like I’m in Universe B #SummerOf69
January 5, 2026 at 2:46 AM
If your joke is about the “Taxi” theme song and you can’t get the rights to the “Taxi” theme song, you have to write a new joke, this uncanny soundalike makes me feel like I’m in Universe B #SummerOf69
Podcation Day 41: in a mood
January 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Podcation Day 41: in a mood
I look exactly like my card tonight
January 4, 2026 at 7:48 AM
I look exactly like my card tonight
Hate to find out my new house is built on some kind of fantastical bullshit
January 2, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Hate to find out my new house is built on some kind of fantastical bullshit
Just have to stay alive for one more week
January 2, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Just have to stay alive for one more week
Happy Central Time New Year! Wishing you (and me) peace like this
January 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Happy Central Time New Year! Wishing you (and me) peace like this
This is my first time seeing him in a while and man alive they took too much goo out of Seacrest’s face
January 1, 2026 at 5:55 AM
This is my first time seeing him in a while and man alive they took too much goo out of Seacrest’s face
Just listened to back-to-back Kumail Nanjiani podcast appearances. “Ella McCay” came up zero times
December 31, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Just listened to back-to-back Kumail Nanjiani podcast appearances. “Ella McCay” came up zero times