captain bleach
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Oh, do you know the Method Man, the Method Man, the Method Man
Do you know the Method Man who lives on Wu-Tang Lane?
Yes, I know the Method Man, the Method Man, the Method Man
Yes, I know the Method Man who lives on Wu-Tang Lane
Do you know the Method Man who lives on Wu-Tang Lane?
Yes, I know the Method Man, the Method Man, the Method Man
Yes, I know the Method Man who lives on Wu-Tang Lane
January 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Oh, do you know the Method Man, the Method Man, the Method Man
Do you know the Method Man who lives on Wu-Tang Lane?
Yes, I know the Method Man, the Method Man, the Method Man
Yes, I know the Method Man who lives on Wu-Tang Lane
Do you know the Method Man who lives on Wu-Tang Lane?
Yes, I know the Method Man, the Method Man, the Method Man
Yes, I know the Method Man who lives on Wu-Tang Lane
Garfield acted like he hated Odie but after he was put down he sat under the bed howling and wouldn't eat for days
January 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Garfield acted like he hated Odie but after he was put down he sat under the bed howling and wouldn't eat for days
Honey, I Drilled the Kids
January 5, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Honey, I Drilled the Kids
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doctor (writing): i'm putting you on lexapro, 10mg a day. in a couple of weeks we'll get you back in here and see if we need to adjust the dosage but this should do the trick
pagliacci: thank you
pagliacci: thank you
September 18, 2023 at 6:03 PM
doctor (writing): i'm putting you on lexapro, 10mg a day. in a couple of weeks we'll get you back in here and see if we need to adjust the dosage but this should do the trick
pagliacci: thank you
pagliacci: thank you
is there a Buffalo Wild Wings that has thirty TVs playing Buckaroo Banzai and That Mitchell and Webb Look instead of sports or did i just get rich
January 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
is there a Buffalo Wild Wings that has thirty TVs playing Buckaroo Banzai and That Mitchell and Webb Look instead of sports or did i just get rich
my sex life implies my sex death
January 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
my sex life implies my sex death
for sale: baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo, never worn
January 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
for sale: baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo, never worn
living in this country is like being awake on the table
January 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
living in this country is like being awake on the table
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Charlie's Biblically Correct Angels
January 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Charlie's Biblically Correct Angels
still writing MISTER POLICE YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES on my checks
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
still writing MISTER POLICE YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES on my checks
New Year's Eve just hasn't been the same since New Year's Steve died
January 1, 2026 at 3:48 AM
New Year's Eve just hasn't been the same since New Year's Steve died
important thread
Yeah, man, the only difference between your career and Mark Rufallo’s career is the political stuff.
December 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
important thread
TOP TEN TOP TEN LISTS OF 2025:
Top Ten Things I Wish I Had Worn To This Party Instead
Top Ten Times I Thought I Had Gingko Berries On My Shoe
Top Ten Starbucks Restroom Codes
Top Ten Times I Tried To Typw wHull i wss drviing
Top Ten Things I Should Have Said When I Saw
Leslie
Top Ten Things I Wish I Had Worn To This Party Instead
Top Ten Times I Thought I Had Gingko Berries On My Shoe
Top Ten Starbucks Restroom Codes
Top Ten Times I Tried To Typw wHull i wss drviing
Top Ten Things I Should Have Said When I Saw
Leslie
December 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
TOP TEN TOP TEN LISTS OF 2025:
Top Ten Things I Wish I Had Worn To This Party Instead
Top Ten Times I Thought I Had Gingko Berries On My Shoe
Top Ten Starbucks Restroom Codes
Top Ten Times I Tried To Typw wHull i wss drviing
Top Ten Things I Should Have Said When I Saw
Leslie
Top Ten Things I Wish I Had Worn To This Party Instead
Top Ten Times I Thought I Had Gingko Berries On My Shoe
Top Ten Starbucks Restroom Codes
Top Ten Times I Tried To Typw wHull i wss drviing
Top Ten Things I Should Have Said When I Saw
Leslie
selling Sting a new Kia Stinger and him not appreciating me pointing out the similarities in their names
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
selling Sting a new Kia Stinger and him not appreciating me pointing out the similarities in their names
just got a notification from my TushyCam that says there's someone at my back door
December 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
just got a notification from my TushyCam that says there's someone at my back door
across to the hospital, down to fuck
December 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
across to the hospital, down to fuck
LIFE HACK! don't say you were jacking off when you were at Haunted House
December 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
LIFE HACK! don't say you were jacking off when you were at Haunted House
Kid A playing in this coffee shop has me the opposite of pumped
December 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Kid A playing in this coffee shop has me the opposite of pumped
don't forget to set your clocks back tonight
December 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
don't forget to set your clocks back tonight
David Ontertainment Russell
December 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
David Ontertainment Russell
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🎶 there must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found / for when they placed it on his head he began to reproduce 🎶
December 7, 2023 at 3:07 PM
🎶 there must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found / for when they placed it on his head he began to reproduce 🎶
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Mister Lawrence
December 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Mister Lawrence
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Merry Christmas, Mister Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs
December 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Merry Christmas, Mister Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Merry Christmas, Vicki Lawrence
December 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Merry Christmas, Vicki Lawrence