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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin

@bolt451.bsky.social

2.6K followers 670 following 14K posts

I write stuff, I have rats. She/Her. Trans. Really tall. T4T. Spicy brain, even spicier medical history (I rarely post about UK politics and not at all about US politics. Just FYI).

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 6h

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 17h

Would you kindly share this picture of my rat

R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 6h

He's such a sweet little guy too. So affectionate

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 17h

Would you kindly share this picture of my rat

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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 7h

you are looking magnificent today miss ebi

Ebi the brown rat poking her head out of an autumn themed hide

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 8h

When you do. He washes your finger ❤️

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 9h

Amazing hraffiti in the ladies loo of a pub in Gloucester

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 11h

He is so flat ❤️

A cream furred red eyed dumbo rat in a cream hammock.

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 13h

Mr Bolt is quite glad I didnt propose this way

"I probably would've just eaten it"

The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 6d

Hapworth commented: “Who the fuck left this here? What if I hadn’t seen it? And on our anniversary!”

Help fund our work AND find out if her boyfriend still lives, by reading the full article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/139179...

Autistic woman’s date with boyfriend ruined after some idiot leaves “choking hazard” engagement ring in her drink

Image of woman at table in restaurant with glass of champagne, looking displeased

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 13h

The Daily Tism attacking us Dyspraxia girlies too

The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d

The stair, which vanishes from your memory whenever you forget to actively concentrate on its existence, was ruled to be maliciously attempting to murder you, having deemed you unworthy of treading on it.

Read the full article on Patreon (if you dare): www.patreon.com/posts/139919...

Exclusive! Bottom stair absolutely trying to kill you

Image of woman who has slipped over on stairs

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Zoë; commissions open! @tankpotzoe.bsky.social · 15h

Need a bit of emergency money due to unexpected bill! WTS the Kill Team starter set, £50, free postage, U.K. only. Totally unopened. Help us out?

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 14h

Maybe he should've

Cleaned his room

Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 17h

Suuuure it's the "molds" fault. Whats next, a very specific strain of mold that turns children's book authors into raging terfs?

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Bernie Says wear a mask, fuck labour and free Palestine @notthatbernie.bsky.social · 15h

Cuddle time

Calico cat getting petted under the chin by a white hand

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 17h

Oh no, have i spoiled a surprise present from Dylan? :P

(its okay, I cant drive either and the commute might be a bit far from me in Cheltenham)

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 17h

If you combined the left two you get the "I'm crushing your head!" guy from Kids in the Hall

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 1d

Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 17h

@algernonentity.bsky.social Keep getting job adverts from Cos transport. I can only assume its to be your chauffeur.

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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 17h

He was put up for adoption just before the pandemic but adoptions counted as pet sales which were labelled unessential during lockdown. So we visited him as much as we good through april and may 2020 until they were allowed to rehome him with us :)

R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 17h

as someone who basically knows nothing useful about hockey. I like how efficient the Montreal Candaiens name is
"we're canadian"
"yeah but we cant just call ourselves that?
"we also speak french?
"nailed it!"

R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · 17h

Also thank you for calling Mick Magnificent. I'd call him a potato.

He's the biggest of our current two, but far from our biggest ever. That would be Picard, who was 800 grams of solid friend (not even fat, just a massive rat)