Abra, The Everwife π³οΈββ§οΈ π²π½πΌπ»
@pairofclaws.bsky.social
Author of books beloved by attractive people with good opinions (Under pen name Jessica Conwell) | Forest Creature Cluster | Chicana | Demi | Opinions are my own. All opinions. They all belong to me now. | She/Her
Books: https://linktr.ee/jessicaconwell
Books: https://linktr.ee/jessicaconwell
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They Who Bring the Light: Verse Two of the Ghost Flower saga is here!
π³οΈβπ Queer found family
π₯ Queerer Anarchists
βͺ A sinister church
π² An evil corporation
π€π€π Gender? No!
πΉ Vengeance? Yes!
Ebook: jessicaconwell.itch.io/they-who-bri...
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π³οΈβπ Queer found family
π₯ Queerer Anarchists
βͺ A sinister church
π² An evil corporation
π€π€π Gender? No!
πΉ Vengeance? Yes!
Ebook: jessicaconwell.itch.io/they-who-bri...
Paperback link in replies
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Going in for bottom surgery and seeing this in the corner.
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Going in for bottom surgery and seeing this in the corner.
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hey remember that time one of your users non-consensually gathered hundreds of intimate images off your platform and made an album of them that she posted on here AND bragged about sharing elsewhere but then @aaron.bsky.team only gave her a 3 day suspension
We're announcing a new partnership with StopNCII.org to prevent non-consensual intimate imagery (NCII) from spreading on Bluesky. While NCII hasn't been frequent on our platform, these incidents are devastating for victims and preventing them is a top safety priority. 1/4
Stop Non-Consensual Intimate Image Abuse | StopNCII.org
StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that all should benefit from technology, free from harm.
StopNCII.org
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
hey remember that time one of your users non-consensually gathered hundreds of intimate images off your platform and made an album of them that she posted on here AND bragged about sharing elsewhere but then @aaron.bsky.team only gave her a 3 day suspension
Going in for bottom surgery and seeing this in the corner.
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Going in for bottom surgery and seeing this in the corner.
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hey! here's a new post/thread of some import:
-we've been kicked out of the house we were living in by abusive, toxic housemates
-we need a place to stay aslap
-we are do queer transes in our early 40s w/ 2 indoor cats
-can we stay on your couch?
(more info in threadβ¬οΈ)
(1/3)
-we've been kicked out of the house we were living in by abusive, toxic housemates
-we need a place to stay aslap
-we are do queer transes in our early 40s w/ 2 indoor cats
-can we stay on your couch?
(more info in threadβ¬οΈ)
(1/3)
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
hey! here's a new post/thread of some import:
-we've been kicked out of the house we were living in by abusive, toxic housemates
-we need a place to stay aslap
-we are do queer transes in our early 40s w/ 2 indoor cats
-can we stay on your couch?
(more info in threadβ¬οΈ)
(1/3)
-we've been kicked out of the house we were living in by abusive, toxic housemates
-we need a place to stay aslap
-we are do queer transes in our early 40s w/ 2 indoor cats
-can we stay on your couch?
(more info in threadβ¬οΈ)
(1/3)
Portal Fantasy (having to move your group chat to a different platform).
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Portal Fantasy (having to move your group chat to a different platform).
"Let trans women be messy!"
"Yeah, I agree. If I can be vulnerable for a secondβ"
"WHOA! We meant like hypersexual and mean to strangers!" *Unfollow, block, ostracize*
"Yeah, I agree. If I can be vulnerable for a secondβ"
"WHOA! We meant like hypersexual and mean to strangers!" *Unfollow, block, ostracize*
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"Let trans women be messy!"
"Yeah, I agree. If I can be vulnerable for a secondβ"
"WHOA! We meant like hypersexual and mean to strangers!" *Unfollow, block, ostracize*
"Yeah, I agree. If I can be vulnerable for a secondβ"
"WHOA! We meant like hypersexual and mean to strangers!" *Unfollow, block, ostracize*
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Macβs βThe Chainβ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Macβs βThe Chainβ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
1. The cutscenes from Rebel Assault 2 with MST3K mode turned on.
2. The cutscenes from Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight.
3. All other Star Wars media.
2. The cutscenes from Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight.
3. All other Star Wars media.
havenβt seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name βStar Warsβ rather than βA New Hopeβ
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
1. The cutscenes from Rebel Assault 2 with MST3K mode turned on.
2. The cutscenes from Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight.
3. All other Star Wars media.
2. The cutscenes from Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight.
3. All other Star Wars media.
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Anyone want an editing sample? This email in our inbox volunteeredβthe only logical explanation for why anyone would be pitching AI slop to Tenebrous
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Anyone want an editing sample? This email in our inbox volunteeredβthe only logical explanation for why anyone would be pitching AI slop to Tenebrous
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it took me a really long time to understand that transition is an emotional effort just as much as itβs a physical one and, importantly, that you canβt just ignore that part
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
it took me a really long time to understand that transition is an emotional effort just as much as itβs a physical one and, importantly, that you canβt just ignore that part
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nothing was learned eh
it gets to be a real mindfuck having ptsd from something that genuinely does keep happening over and over
it gets to be a real mindfuck having ptsd from something that genuinely does keep happening over and over
Two months after firing over Charlie Kirk comments, Ghost of Yotei dev blames harassment campaign, not 'bad joke'
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
nothing was learned eh
it gets to be a real mindfuck having ptsd from something that genuinely does keep happening over and over
it gets to be a real mindfuck having ptsd from something that genuinely does keep happening over and over
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We're rounding off the day with a list of recommended queer books by enthusiastic reader @turkeycleverness.bsky.social! Read the Rainbow:
www.readindiefantasy.com/amorar-recom... #AMoRaR
www.readindiefantasy.com/amorar-recom... #AMoRaR
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
We're rounding off the day with a list of recommended queer books by enthusiastic reader @turkeycleverness.bsky.social! Read the Rainbow:
www.readindiefantasy.com/amorar-recom... #AMoRaR
www.readindiefantasy.com/amorar-recom... #AMoRaR
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Writers β the ones you know and love, the ones you think of as successful β have sources of income outside that book you read. Most of us are a half-step ahead of the landlord at best, and struggling to maintain health insurance. We figure out other ways to make a buck.
I wrote 12 novels.
Hit #2 on the NYT bestseller list.
Optioned three works for film and TV.
Have close to 20 short fiction works in anthos.
I have 35,000 BSky followers.
Have you seen my jewelry shop that keeps my lights on.
www.peculiarityshop.com
Hit #2 on the NYT bestseller list.
Optioned three works for film and TV.
Have close to 20 short fiction works in anthos.
I have 35,000 BSky followers.
Have you seen my jewelry shop that keeps my lights on.
www.peculiarityshop.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Writers β the ones you know and love, the ones you think of as successful β have sources of income outside that book you read. Most of us are a half-step ahead of the landlord at best, and struggling to maintain health insurance. We figure out other ways to make a buck.
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From now on I'm ending every unwanted interaction by threatening to call the Coast Guard.
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and thereβs some incredible stuff in there
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
From now on I'm ending every unwanted interaction by threatening to call the Coast Guard.
Oh same!
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Oh same!
One of my favorites. The triceratops is still on my desk.
(Yes it has a little Christmas scarf)
(Yes it has a little Christmas scarf)
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
One of my favorites. The triceratops is still on my desk.
(Yes it has a little Christmas scarf)
(Yes it has a little Christmas scarf)
Pro-tip: It's okay to unfollow the person who doesn't do anything wrong or problematic but whose entire vibe stresses you out.
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Pro-tip: It's okay to unfollow the person who doesn't do anything wrong or problematic but whose entire vibe stresses you out.
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This year's turkey-haters support group meeting has been moved to directly underneath the grand piano dangling from a crane
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This year's turkey-haters support group meeting has been moved to directly underneath the grand piano dangling from a crane
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My latest is a holiday novelette about the horrors of spending time with family and getting bitten by horrible creatures you arenβt related to
sadhbhstories.itch.io/the-beggar-q...
sadhbhstories.itch.io/the-beggar-q...
The Beggar Queen (A Societas Aenigmatum Investigation) by Sadhbh Frost
A holiday vacation turns into a perilous investigation for Cassiopeia and Dale
sadhbhstories.itch.io
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My latest is a holiday novelette about the horrors of spending time with family and getting bitten by horrible creatures you arenβt related to
sadhbhstories.itch.io/the-beggar-q...
sadhbhstories.itch.io/the-beggar-q...
From now on I'm ending every unwanted interaction by threatening to call the Coast Guard.
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and thereβs some incredible stuff in there
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
From now on I'm ending every unwanted interaction by threatening to call the Coast Guard.
RIP Udo.
Reminds me of my favorite interview answer ever, from Udo Kier to the AV Club:
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
RIP Udo.
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My follow-up novelette to The Wolf Bane is now available on Itch
Standalone holiday story about a bad family trip that turns into an investigation of dangerous art
CW: rats and other corporate types
sadhbhstories.itch.io/the-beggar-q...
Standalone holiday story about a bad family trip that turns into an investigation of dangerous art
CW: rats and other corporate types
sadhbhstories.itch.io/the-beggar-q...
The Beggar Queen (A Societas Aenigmatum Investigation) by Sadhbh Frost
A holiday vacation turns into a perilous investigation for Cassiopeia and Dale
sadhbhstories.itch.io
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My follow-up novelette to The Wolf Bane is now available on Itch
Standalone holiday story about a bad family trip that turns into an investigation of dangerous art
CW: rats and other corporate types
sadhbhstories.itch.io/the-beggar-q...
Standalone holiday story about a bad family trip that turns into an investigation of dangerous art
CW: rats and other corporate types
sadhbhstories.itch.io/the-beggar-q...
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Amazon, you could just say "This book is for transsexual nerds"
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Amazon, you could just say "This book is for transsexual nerds"