Coach Jerry (referee 🔵)
@gopher33j.bsky.social
He/Him/Coach
Progressive living in the Midwest. Loves soccer, crosswords, and refereeing youth soccer matches.
.doopers on Discord
Progressive living in the Midwest. Loves soccer, crosswords, and refereeing youth soccer matches.
.doopers on Discord
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I don’t want to alarm you - but I’ve got your nose.
January 17, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I don’t want to alarm you - but I’ve got your nose.
Remember, you may think things are extremely dark and scary and fucked up right now.
January 17, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Remember, you may think things are extremely dark and scary and fucked up right now.
This is a declaration of economic warfare against our allies.
Trump to Hit European Nations With Tariffs Until Deal Reached to Buy Greenland
President Trump said he would impose 10% tariffs on imports from several European countries starting next month in an effort to pressure Denmark to sell Greenland to the U.S.
www.wsj.com
January 17, 2026 at 4:58 PM
This is a declaration of economic warfare against our allies.
At some point, EU will just issue trade embargos on the US.
BREAKING: Trump says he will impose a 10% tariff on 8 European countries starting February 1; tariff rate will increase to 25% starting June 1 until deal for the "complete and total purchase" of Greenland is completed
January 17, 2026 at 4:45 PM
At some point, EU will just issue trade embargos on the US.
I worked at this paper when I was in college - you want non-corporate coverage of events in the Twin Cities, go to this site.
mndaily.com/city/minneso...
mndaily.com/city/minneso...
mndaily.com
January 17, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I worked at this paper when I was in college - you want non-corporate coverage of events in the Twin Cities, go to this site.
mndaily.com/city/minneso...
mndaily.com/city/minneso...
Meanwhile, I just got my 2nd Shingles Vaccine yesterday, because I am of that age.
(bluesky does the 2016 meme) look, a website full of 28 year olds
January 17, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Meanwhile, I just got my 2nd Shingles Vaccine yesterday, because I am of that age.
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
Still awaiting word
Just applied to be verified, under reasons free entry I wrote:
"I am a certified soccer referee in fact, and I do bring joy to the timeline and have been here for years. Plus I want to be verified before @jcsalterego.bsky.social , because I'm petty like that and it would make him big mad."
"I am a certified soccer referee in fact, and I do bring joy to the timeline and have been here for years. Plus I want to be verified before @jcsalterego.bsky.social , because I'm petty like that and it would make him big mad."
January 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Still awaiting word
I don’t want to alarm you - but I’ve got your nose.
January 17, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I don’t want to alarm you - but I’ve got your nose.
I hate how accurate this is
They’re trying to protect the remaining ways armies can enter North America.
January 17, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I hate how accurate this is
Pasta perfect
My mayor told me police keep killing his constituents so I asked how many constituents he has and he said he just gives the police more money for training afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just paying the police to kill his constituents and then Matt Yglesias started crying.
January 17, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Pasta perfect
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January 17, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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Just applied to be verified, under reasons free entry I wrote:
"I am a certified soccer referee in fact, and I do bring joy to the timeline and have been here for years. Plus I want to be verified before @jcsalterego.bsky.social , because I'm petty like that and it would make him big mad."
"I am a certified soccer referee in fact, and I do bring joy to the timeline and have been here for years. Plus I want to be verified before @jcsalterego.bsky.social , because I'm petty like that and it would make him big mad."
January 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Just applied to be verified, under reasons free entry I wrote:
"I am a certified soccer referee in fact, and I do bring joy to the timeline and have been here for years. Plus I want to be verified before @jcsalterego.bsky.social , because I'm petty like that and it would make him big mad."
"I am a certified soccer referee in fact, and I do bring joy to the timeline and have been here for years. Plus I want to be verified before @jcsalterego.bsky.social , because I'm petty like that and it would make him big mad."
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This....this is amazing. Even includes those smooth jazz tracks.
January 17, 2026 at 3:41 AM
This....this is amazing. Even includes those smooth jazz tracks.
January 17, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I got this for you
January 17, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I got this for you
I have been Jerrified
It’s official!
It’s official!
January 17, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I have been Jerrified
It’s official!
It’s official!
I haven’t heard back yet - how long do these things take?
Just applied to be verified, under reasons free entry I wrote:
"I am a certified soccer referee in fact, and I do bring joy to the timeline and have been here for years. Plus I want to be verified before @jcsalterego.bsky.social , because I'm petty like that and it would make him big mad."
"I am a certified soccer referee in fact, and I do bring joy to the timeline and have been here for years. Plus I want to be verified before @jcsalterego.bsky.social , because I'm petty like that and it would make him big mad."
January 17, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I haven’t heard back yet - how long do these things take?
Max Hedrom is on TNG episode right now
January 17, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Max Hedrom is on TNG episode right now
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Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.
January 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.
Just applied to be verified, under reasons free entry I wrote:
"I am a certified soccer referee in fact, and I do bring joy to the timeline and have been here for years. Plus I want to be verified before @jcsalterego.bsky.social , because I'm petty like that and it would make him big mad."
"I am a certified soccer referee in fact, and I do bring joy to the timeline and have been here for years. Plus I want to be verified before @jcsalterego.bsky.social , because I'm petty like that and it would make him big mad."
January 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Just applied to be verified, under reasons free entry I wrote:
"I am a certified soccer referee in fact, and I do bring joy to the timeline and have been here for years. Plus I want to be verified before @jcsalterego.bsky.social , because I'm petty like that and it would make him big mad."
"I am a certified soccer referee in fact, and I do bring joy to the timeline and have been here for years. Plus I want to be verified before @jcsalterego.bsky.social , because I'm petty like that and it would make him big mad."
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he is more of a rat king
(Google it, I dare you)
(Google it, I dare you)
i am Lord of the Rats; they worship me
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 AM
he is more of a rat king
(Google it, I dare you)
(Google it, I dare you)
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I DEMAND JUSTICE.
NOT JUST ICE.
VERIFY ME YOU COWARDS
NOT JUST ICE.
VERIFY ME YOU COWARDS
Bluesky verified ice before Jerry.
Smdh
Smdh
January 17, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I DEMAND JUSTICE.
NOT JUST ICE.
VERIFY ME YOU COWARDS
NOT JUST ICE.
VERIFY ME YOU COWARDS
he is more of a rat king
(Google it, I dare you)
(Google it, I dare you)
i am Lord of the Rats; they worship me
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 AM
he is more of a rat king
(Google it, I dare you)
(Google it, I dare you)
I DEMAND JUSTICE.
NOT JUST ICE.
VERIFY ME YOU COWARDS
NOT JUST ICE.
VERIFY ME YOU COWARDS
Bluesky verified ice before Jerry.
Smdh
Smdh
January 17, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I DEMAND JUSTICE.
NOT JUST ICE.
VERIFY ME YOU COWARDS
NOT JUST ICE.
VERIFY ME YOU COWARDS