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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵)
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He/Him/Coach

Progressive living in the Midwest. Loves soccer, crosswords, and refereeing youth soccer matches.

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No apologies
August 5, 2023 at 5:56 PM
I’m sick.

Bring me soup - or even a pot pie
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Fünf loko

Working title
they're adding a fifth loko
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Pfeffernüsse are really good
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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My entry
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
My entry
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Whoopsies. All of Fairfield died when the Vox relay crashed into it.

Aunties Choice is NOT happy with me right now.
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Gold Top Nuts episode of Family Guy is so incredibly well written.

Just a masterpiece from start to finish.
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Less Than Zero novel is horrific and numbing.

Just wow.
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Wow.
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
That is A LOT of the letter Z’s in their names. I would have hyphenated had they gotten married. Nuzzi-Lizza
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
JFC
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I would consider benching him for next game, unless he stabbed the long-snapper and the punter. Then it's just for a half.

If it was the long-snapper who did the stabbing, then I'm all out of ideas.
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Ass FG kicker for Gophers

Miss 2, lose by 3

Fuck
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
RTB
Gophers recover a muffed punt then Drake Lindsey hits Javon Tracy on the first play for a TD
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Punting on 4th and 1 was the right move it seems
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Microplastics are to blame for all of it
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The Skyrizi ad where they are teaching music in a floor to ceiling windowed room WOULD NOT HAPPEN

TOO MANY ECHOES
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Private equity bought Jersey Mike’s - and this is terrible
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This is just absolutely wild
So I’m very committed to critiquing elected officials, and cringe at cults of personality and all that leftist jazz— but is Zohran, like, a sorcerer?
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Are you crescent fresh?!??
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Update

America won - the rest of the world lost
I’m really enjoying the Ken Burns “American Revolution” my 8th grader is making fun of me for watching “social studies” though
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM