Neon Genesis Ewangelion
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Neon Genesis Ewangelion
@ewacat.bsky.social
Massive human raccoon, broad spectrum nerd, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem, used to be a SFF bookseller.

'Ever'.

carcosa-based lifeform. UK.

@EwaSR on twitter
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If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over
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this is why the whole “oh, suffering creates great art” thing is bullshit

you know what’s conducive to art? a roof over your head and food on the table

you know what isn’t? stressing out over where the fuck the rent money is going to come from
I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland.

And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.
I’m constantly astounded at the sheer level of artistic production coming out of Iceland. Novels, movies, music. Amazing.
February 19, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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Props to the Big Dog, who is making it possible for me to get some work done today.
February 18, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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With all due respect to Robert Frost, if Hollywood has taught me anything, it's that the 'road less traveled' always leads to a cabin occupied by a family of murderous hillbillies.
February 18, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Yes, but if the Council of Nicaea *had* been overseen by an English unitary authority with a directly-elected mayor, I reckon we’d have more consistent dates for Easter. The movable feast thing plays havoc with the bin collection timetables.
Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.
February 19, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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Night Lights #oilpainting #art
February 19, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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Kitty box, portrait style. #Cats
February 18, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,
February 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
That final line 💀
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Bedford CC dealing with the bigots like an absolute boss.
February 19, 2026 at 8:43 AM
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@mrjamesob.bsky.social Bedford CC dealing with the bigots like an absolute boss.
February 19, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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this is entirely true. the guy was like "what the fuck is this" to my blackberry key2 and handed it back
My pal @nickywoolf.bsky.social genuinely had a phone handed back to him after a mugging because it was too crap to be worth stealing.
February 19, 2026 at 8:41 AM
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made fan art for my favourite horror movie
February 18, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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A passageway in Algeria.
Photograph by Thomas J. Abercrombie,
National Geographic Creative
February 19, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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I am deeply flattered to be in this Venn diagram.
Due to the way my brain works, I came up with this at 3:00am.

Ping @tkingfisher.com and @ksonney.redwombat.social.ap.brid.gy :)
February 19, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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Look at all their pop art references to lord of the rings, star wars, star trek, superman etc. They completely miss the point of the most didactic material, the only reason they pretend to like classical art is they think it owns “lesser” people even though this is wholly stolen valor
February 18, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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The decline of right wing cultural production is just due to the fact that they don’t like culture, they like the signifiers of culture, ie “classic sculpture means white people are better.” They don’t like art at all except for this purpose. They don’t even like the nerd stuff they whine about
February 18, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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Love that the new Star Wars trilogy basically just amounted to

JJ Abrams' TFA: here are my ideas
Rian Johnson's TLJ: your ideas suck
JJ Abrams' TROS: no your ideas suck
I’m still livid about this.
February 19, 2026 at 8:28 AM
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star wars is full of plot holes and unexplained bullshit but usually it's the kind of stuff (kessel run, etc) that makes you excited to think about a possible explanation for it

this? I don't want to think about this! the more I think about it the worse it gets! I don't want to play in this sandbox
February 18, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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this of course leads to the single worst piece of dialogue in star wars - and I include the sand speech from AotC here - "somehow, palpatine returned"

nothing has ever summed up the contempt a movie has for its audience more

it doesn't care to explain, or even leave a mystery box for you
February 18, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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This thread sums up why ROS irreperably ruined Star Wars for me.

We have a new Star Wars movie coming out this year, and I have absolutely no interest in even watching its trailers.
okay you know what we're doing this

why rise of skywalker is the worst crime ever committed against cinema and the very concept of a coherent fictional universe: a thread
it is not interested in plot, it is not interested in worldbuilding, it is not interested in anything except throwing random disconnected snapshots of nostalgia at you

rise of skywalker kicks over the sandbox and leaves you uninterested in star wars in a way the prequels never did
February 19, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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I’m still livid about this.
February 19, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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This is my favorite picture I took at the zoo because what a fucking mood
February 19, 2026 at 6:38 AM
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a technology we can all be excited about
February 18, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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Masks as Ruins, 1946 #expressionism #dix
February 19, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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If you’re going to be required to use a digital robot butler then surely you want that to mean that it will do work while you’re frolicking in meadows or relaxing with novels and tea, not that it will do work while you somehow go out and find other, harder work to do even more of, for the same pay
It’s funny how SV went from 4-hour work week to 9-9-6 rather than the reverse with the rise of AI agents
February 19, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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Here I am, imagining a forceful intervention by Nick Clegg, trying to convince the Human Robot Who Owns Him to change its ways.
February 19, 2026 at 7:13 AM