Neon Genesis Ewangelion
@ewacat.bsky.social
Massive human raccoon, broad spectrum nerd, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem, used to be a SFF bookseller.
'Ever'.
carcosa-based lifeform. UK.
@EwaSR on twitter
'Ever'.
carcosa-based lifeform. UK.
@EwaSR on twitter
Pinned
If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over
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Everyone's talking about wuthering heights but no one wants to acknowledge the very real risk of wuthering lows
February 16, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Everyone's talking about wuthering heights but no one wants to acknowledge the very real risk of wuthering lows
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Local farmer plus telehandler to the rescue.
Disclosure: NOT MY PHOTO.
Image credits: posted by "Thames Estuary Man guided walking tours" on Facebook, who then credits the images in that post to Vaughan Abrey and Chris Dench.
Disclosure: NOT MY PHOTO.
Image credits: posted by "Thames Estuary Man guided walking tours" on Facebook, who then credits the images in that post to Vaughan Abrey and Chris Dench.
February 16, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Local farmer plus telehandler to the rescue.
Disclosure: NOT MY PHOTO.
Image credits: posted by "Thames Estuary Man guided walking tours" on Facebook, who then credits the images in that post to Vaughan Abrey and Chris Dench.
Disclosure: NOT MY PHOTO.
Image credits: posted by "Thames Estuary Man guided walking tours" on Facebook, who then credits the images in that post to Vaughan Abrey and Chris Dench.
I love this guy, my favourite bit of his is how often his little toddler son falls over in the background, honestly one of my favourite finds on tiktok vm.tiktok.com/ZNRfXcT6h/
February 16, 2026 at 8:40 AM
I love this guy, my favourite bit of his is how often his little toddler son falls over in the background, honestly one of my favourite finds on tiktok vm.tiktok.com/ZNRfXcT6h/
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Artists, quote with something silly!
February 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Artists, quote with something silly!
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My get rich quick scheme is to charge thousands of dollars as a kind of World Cup sherpa this summer
My idea for World Cup content somebody should do is drop an English reporter in the center of every World Cup hosting city and having them film themselves trying to get to the stadium.
February 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
My get rich quick scheme is to charge thousands of dollars as a kind of World Cup sherpa this summer
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I will never not share my favorite public health poster.
February 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I will never not share my favorite public health poster.
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There are so many names which mean ‘God is good.’ It would be funny if there was a name that was less definitive. Like if Jeff meant ‘God is okay’
February 16, 2026 at 5:24 AM
There are so many names which mean ‘God is good.’ It would be funny if there was a name that was less definitive. Like if Jeff meant ‘God is okay’
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Yep. That’s Kiki.
February 16, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Yep. That’s Kiki.
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Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes today because I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership
July 18, 2023 at 11:16 PM
Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes today because I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership
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This dam looks sad about being a dam
February 16, 2024 at 4:33 PM
This dam looks sad about being a dam
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![[Scene is a domestic kitchen. Night time. The room is all blue apart from warm orange-pink light streaming in from a streetlight outside. In the center of the room stands a woman named BRANDI, standing in pyjamas looking contemplative, the light cast dramatically on her face. At the doorway, leaning against the frame, her partner JOEL stands has woken up and found her in the kitchen.]
JOEL:
Honey… what are you doing?
BRANDI:
Can’t sleep
Guess I just like standing in the kitchen at 3am thinking about the supernatural threat we temporarily defeated last year.
While saying that out loud in a manner which sounds casually ironic but is actually just blatant exposition.
JOEL:
Brandi… you're talking strange...
BRANDI:
Dammit Joel.
It’s time you knew.
You're a Netflix character.
[Joel looks shocked]
BRANDI:
Everybody you know has been forced to speak to you in second screen dialogue.
Second screen dialogue helps the people scrolling their phones in front of the TV to follow the -
JOEL:
Stop explaining, Brandi!
[Hands on head, emotional expression, warm pink light cast on his face against the cool blue darkness of the room].
JOEL:
So that's why my entire life has looked so glossy and...
BRANDI:
Yep...
Warm/cool colour graded.
[Cut to a TV show TITLE SCREEN]:
SECOND SCREEN
- A Netflix original -
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiaqlx75zejhvxpgq3f3k6mg2glczck3ooqjrgzzgfsf2xxo6fccwm@jpeg)
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Ah, the great Edward Steed.
February 16, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Ah, the great Edward Steed.
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PSA. This is SO demoralising.
February 16, 2026 at 7:56 AM
PSA. This is SO demoralising.
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mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 AM
mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
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a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
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Great to see Red Squirrel at Loch Leven, wish we had them down South ,instead of the invasive Grey Squirrel .
February 15, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Great to see Red Squirrel at Loch Leven, wish we had them down South ,instead of the invasive Grey Squirrel .
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Four day week please for the love of god
February 16, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Four day week please for the love of god
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Pipe cleaners have basically not been used for their stated purpose outside of a small minority for decades
Can you think of examples where people use technologies differently from what the developers intended, whether unintentionally or as an act of resistance?
February 15, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Pipe cleaners have basically not been used for their stated purpose outside of a small minority for decades
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Reminder that Francesca Albanese is not being targeted for a sentence twisted and lifted out of context in a speech.
She is being targeted for daring to name the names of giant companies complicit in the crime of genocide.
They would rather destroy international law than be accountable to it.
She is being targeted for daring to name the names of giant companies complicit in the crime of genocide.
They would rather destroy international law than be accountable to it.
It was my great honour to interview the one and only Francesca Albanese yesterday. Watch here, and find out why Trump and Rubio are so determined to stop her vital work:
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Israel's Tech Boom & the Economy of Genocide
Francesca Albanese, UN special rapporteur, joins Naomi to discuss calls for her removal and her latest report documenting the 'corporate machinery sustaining Israel’s settler-colonial project.’
zeteo.com
February 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Reminder that Francesca Albanese is not being targeted for a sentence twisted and lifted out of context in a speech.
She is being targeted for daring to name the names of giant companies complicit in the crime of genocide.
They would rather destroy international law than be accountable to it.
She is being targeted for daring to name the names of giant companies complicit in the crime of genocide.
They would rather destroy international law than be accountable to it.
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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