Neon Genesis Ewangelion
@ewacat.bsky.social
Massive human raccoon, broad spectrum nerd, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem, used to be a SFF bookseller.
'Ever'.
carcosa-based lifeform. UK.
@EwaSR on twitter
'Ever'.
carcosa-based lifeform. UK.
@EwaSR on twitter
Pinned
If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over
get in on the bone cement game lads
Definitely an opportunity to start a bone cement business, or sell them some packaging
February 18, 2026 at 4:54 PM
get in on the bone cement game lads
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pronouncing "videogames" like the name of an ancient greek poet
February 18, 2026 at 3:29 PM
pronouncing "videogames" like the name of an ancient greek poet
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Hudsucker Proxy but it's a medical thriller
February 18, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Hudsucker Proxy but it's a medical thriller
accidentally causing a worldwide shortage of bone cement because Harold in Shipping had an idea
"In a recent project to improve our production processes and the packaging used in our pouch bone cements,
we have unfortunately experienced a critical machine failure at our main production site"
WE TRIED TO IMPROVE THINGS AND FUCKED UP
we have unfortunately experienced a critical machine failure at our main production site"
WE TRIED TO IMPROVE THINGS AND FUCKED UP
February 18, 2026 at 4:49 PM
accidentally causing a worldwide shortage of bone cement because Harold in Shipping had an idea
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i have a suggestion of who to blame
February 18, 2026 at 4:45 PM
i have a suggestion of who to blame
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there will be no bones then
i'll tell the children
i'll tell the children
February 18, 2026 at 4:43 PM
there will be no bones then
i'll tell the children
i'll tell the children
there's a shortage of BONE CEMENT too now??? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
NHS joint surgery disrupted amid bone cement supply problems
Around 1,000 operations a week rely on the product as patients are warned delays are inevitable.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 18, 2026 at 4:40 PM
there's a shortage of BONE CEMENT too now??? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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One of the more bizarre experiences as an archaeologist is to meet old finds you once dug up in long and hot days at the excavation behind glass in an air-conditioned museum exhibition.
All of a sudden, they'd become something special, sacred things almost: an exhibit.
All of a sudden, they'd become something special, sacred things almost: an exhibit.
February 18, 2026 at 4:32 PM
One of the more bizarre experiences as an archaeologist is to meet old finds you once dug up in long and hot days at the excavation behind glass in an air-conditioned museum exhibition.
All of a sudden, they'd become something special, sacred things almost: an exhibit.
All of a sudden, they'd become something special, sacred things almost: an exhibit.
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Every ocean disaster story is either "they did everything right and planned perfectly then 1800 one in a million things lined up in a row to kill them" or "they rowed out 4 miles into a category 2 hurricane in a rubber dinghy with no life vests while drinking brandy from the bottle and drowned"
February 18, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Every ocean disaster story is either "they did everything right and planned perfectly then 1800 one in a million things lined up in a row to kill them" or "they rowed out 4 miles into a category 2 hurricane in a rubber dinghy with no life vests while drinking brandy from the bottle and drowned"
my old manager telling someone else on his team "If i were an Arsenal fan at this age i'd be taking my parents to court" he's been ribbing the gunners fan all day it's getting SAVAGE over there
February 18, 2026 at 4:22 PM
my old manager telling someone else on his team "If i were an Arsenal fan at this age i'd be taking my parents to court" he's been ribbing the gunners fan all day it's getting SAVAGE over there
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I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland.
And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.
And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.
I’m constantly astounded at the sheer level of artistic production coming out of Iceland. Novels, movies, music. Amazing.
February 18, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland.
And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.
And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.
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6. "My Pagan stoner-psych concept LP 'Brutalist Dystopia Doomchurch' was a massive commercial and critical flop but at least everyone agreed the cover photo was fucking brilliant."
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 AM
6. "My Pagan stoner-psych concept LP 'Brutalist Dystopia Doomchurch' was a massive commercial and critical flop but at least everyone agreed the cover photo was fucking brilliant."
i tell you what would be enormously bracing: combine the two experiences and see how it goes
Yes I'm sure taking loads of drugs must be great but what is also quite exciting is going for a walk in remote woodland and stumbling across a lone inexplicable brutalist pillar.
February 18, 2026 at 3:42 PM
i tell you what would be enormously bracing: combine the two experiences and see how it goes
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Yes I'm sure taking loads of drugs must be great but what is also quite exciting is going for a walk in remote woodland and stumbling across a lone inexplicable brutalist pillar.
February 18, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Yes I'm sure taking loads of drugs must be great but what is also quite exciting is going for a walk in remote woodland and stumbling across a lone inexplicable brutalist pillar.
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As a Leftist, this is technology I am pretty excited about!
I think more billionaires should keep trying!
I think more billionaires should keep trying!
February 18, 2026 at 3:29 PM
As a Leftist, this is technology I am pretty excited about!
I think more billionaires should keep trying!
I think more billionaires should keep trying!
taking my name* in vain again, fml
< wrestling announcer voice >
the BIBLE'S!! OOOOOOOOOORIGINAL!!!!!WOOOOOMAANNNNN!!!!!!! < airhorns >
the BIBLE'S!! OOOOOOOOOORIGINAL!!!!!WOOOOOMAANNNNN!!!!!!! < airhorns >
February 18, 2026 at 3:37 PM
taking my name* in vain again, fml
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This LST the Philippines crashed on a reef to assert their claims is straight out of a dystopian 90s movie
February 17, 2026 at 10:27 PM
This LST the Philippines crashed on a reef to assert their claims is straight out of a dystopian 90s movie
thinking about this bit of genius again
Gerard Hoffnung's The Bricklayer's Lament, one of the greatest comic deliveries of all time www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZUJ...
The Bricklayer's Lament - by Gerard Hoffnung
YouTube video by Col
www.youtube.com
February 18, 2026 at 3:15 PM
thinking about this bit of genius again
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Gerard Hoffnung's The Bricklayer's Lament, one of the greatest comic deliveries of all time www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZUJ...
The Bricklayer's Lament - by Gerard Hoffnung
YouTube video by Col
www.youtube.com
March 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Gerard Hoffnung's The Bricklayer's Lament, one of the greatest comic deliveries of all time www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZUJ...
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Unlike essentially everyone else in the United Kingdom, I'm looking forward to this film, in large part because in my experience 'total ripoff of the premise of another country's film' can often be quite good, whereas 'pointless remake' - usually bad.
There are pointless remakes, and then there’s this upcoming one where they have remade Kind Hearts and Coronets
www.imdb.com/title/tt4357...
www.imdb.com/title/tt4357...
How to Make a Killing (2026) | Comedy, Drama, Thriller
1h 45m | R
www.imdb.com
February 18, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Unlike essentially everyone else in the United Kingdom, I'm looking forward to this film, in large part because in my experience 'total ripoff of the premise of another country's film' can often be quite good, whereas 'pointless remake' - usually bad.
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My wife's magnificent owl costume she made for this Mardi Gras
February 18, 2026 at 2:43 PM
My wife's magnificent owl costume she made for this Mardi Gras
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I think one of the clearest parallels to the AI industry is that guy who said his horse could do math
February 18, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I think one of the clearest parallels to the AI industry is that guy who said his horse could do math
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Real talk though, I could use a map for a fantasy world. Ideally just the outlines of continents in a format I can do Graphics Design over in Affinity. Do I know anyone who can hook me up 👀
February 18, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Real talk though, I could use a map for a fantasy world. Ideally just the outlines of continents in a format I can do Graphics Design over in Affinity. Do I know anyone who can hook me up 👀