Neon Genesis Ewangelion
@ewacat.bsky.social
Massive human raccoon, broad spectrum nerd, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem, used to be a SFF bookseller.
'Ever'.
carcosa-based lifeform. UK.
@EwaSR on twitter
'Ever'.
carcosa-based lifeform. UK.
@EwaSR on twitter
Pinned
If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over
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roses are red
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
February 15, 2026 at 12:10 AM
roses are red
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
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It works, I got them last night. If you already have a Humble Bundle account though you’ll probably need to use a different email address to make the purchase with.
Set the VPN to US and you’re good.
Set the VPN to US and you’re good.
February 18, 2026 at 12:21 PM
It works, I got them last night. If you already have a Humble Bundle account though you’ll probably need to use a different email address to make the purchase with.
Set the VPN to US and you’re good.
Set the VPN to US and you’re good.
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Hearing a lot about #AI acceptance lately. Have a peek at the canned responses my phone recommended when a dear friend texted me about the imminent passing of his beloved grandmother. 😬
If this is the best it can do in the year of our Lord 2026, I'd rather keep the water and power. #NoThanks
If this is the best it can do in the year of our Lord 2026, I'd rather keep the water and power. #NoThanks
February 17, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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That's just how bad things are in modern Britain. Even the thieves have no hustle left.
Lost my phone in London, with four credit cards and £150 cash in the case. Returned to me within 21 minutes. This hellhole of a city eh.
February 18, 2026 at 12:04 PM
That's just how bad things are in modern Britain. Even the thieves have no hustle left.
not available in the uk 😭
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO.
USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+
NOT.
A.
DRILL.
www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...
YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO.
USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+
NOT.
A.
DRILL.
www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...
February 18, 2026 at 12:11 PM
not available in the uk 😭
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Hello! Is anyone in possession of a young person, 18+, who's not studying or in work and clocking up the job rejections, and who would like to write (or have ghostwritten by me) a piece about their experience applying for work? Drop me a DM.
February 18, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Hello! Is anyone in possession of a young person, 18+, who's not studying or in work and clocking up the job rejections, and who would like to write (or have ghostwritten by me) a piece about their experience applying for work? Drop me a DM.
how viable do we think this is, i had a play on the site (BrainHQ) and it seems fine but these kinds of sites NEED to in order to function
A study finds that people who did one specific form of brain training in the 1990s were less likely to be diagnosed with dementia over the next 20 years. n.pr/4aCuAJv
This form of mental exercise may cut dementia risk for decades
A study finds that people who did one specific form of brain training in the 1990s were less likely to be diagnosed with dementia over the next 20 years.
n.pr
February 18, 2026 at 12:01 PM
how viable do we think this is, i had a play on the site (BrainHQ) and it seems fine but these kinds of sites NEED to in order to function
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!["In the distance, a wild McDonald's stalks its prey"
[Golden arches behind a line of trees in the background, a field of cows in the foreground.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreie3nkrkjvsj6hk2cvcn4tg63n4d5427vgqhcwdv6gxtqhjtz6uwzy@jpeg)
very important the-stationer.co.uk/collections/...
Three Potato Four
The Stationer was born out of a love for pens, pencils, paper and anything that goes on a desk. We love stationery with classic design and great functionality.
the-stationer.co.uk
February 18, 2026 at 11:36 AM
very important the-stationer.co.uk/collections/...
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one of my favorite posts
![corbin @mystrongwife
It's called Broad daylight because women light up the world
[A photo of Paulie Walnuts (Tony Sirico) from The Sopranos]
2:51 AM • Aug 14, 2023](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tdxyleg7p5qmi32htewphrbn/bafkreiexsiwvt6z5nz272kw2hq4xe5j6dq3n2m7vb2rcopsqvt4c5y6wza@jpeg)
February 16, 2026 at 9:52 PM
one of my favorite posts
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February 18, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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Dear visitors: This is London. It’s not “the subway”, it’s The Underground or “the tube”.
February 18, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Dear visitors: This is London. It’s not “the subway”, it’s The Underground or “the tube”.
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went with work to interview Sadiq Khan about transport and was wearing my TRAIN GOOD, CAR BAD t-shirt so yeah sometimes it's a fun way of getting a message across.
February 18, 2026 at 10:48 AM
went with work to interview Sadiq Khan about transport and was wearing my TRAIN GOOD, CAR BAD t-shirt so yeah sometimes it's a fun way of getting a message across.
today i am wearing my Destroy AI t-shirt to the office and i met the manager of my manager's manager in the office kitchen and i got such a LOOK
February 18, 2026 at 10:45 AM
today i am wearing my Destroy AI t-shirt to the office and i met the manager of my manager's manager in the office kitchen and i got such a LOOK
well fuck you too, england
February 18, 2026 at 10:38 AM
well fuck you too, england
work gave us fortune cookies.
mine is "YOU WILL OUTDISTANCE ALL YOUR COMPETITORS"
didn't know i had any 😅
mine is "YOU WILL OUTDISTANCE ALL YOUR COMPETITORS"
didn't know i had any 😅
February 18, 2026 at 10:31 AM
work gave us fortune cookies.
mine is "YOU WILL OUTDISTANCE ALL YOUR COMPETITORS"
didn't know i had any 😅
mine is "YOU WILL OUTDISTANCE ALL YOUR COMPETITORS"
didn't know i had any 😅
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Yesterday my friend told me about her PHILOSOPHY students all using ai for their assignments and like come the fuck on man you’re in Uni doing the subject thats Thinking about Thinking and u refuse to Think
February 18, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Yesterday my friend told me about her PHILOSOPHY students all using ai for their assignments and like come the fuck on man you’re in Uni doing the subject thats Thinking about Thinking and u refuse to Think
i am the rare person who would have made it to adulthood ok, but i would not have a sister, and i would have lost my mother young, and my dad would be half-blind and idk what rickets would have done to him
People always ask, "What would you do if you were born in another time period?"
With my health the answer is almost always, "Die before kindergarten."
Medical progress is the real deal, buddies.
With my health the answer is almost always, "Die before kindergarten."
Medical progress is the real deal, buddies.
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 18, 2026 at 10:02 AM
i am the rare person who would have made it to adulthood ok, but i would not have a sister, and i would have lost my mother young, and my dad would be half-blind and idk what rickets would have done to him
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Same. I only lived to my 2nd birthday because of antibiotics, probably only made it to 5 because of vaccines, would have been blind by 25 and dead by 40 for different reasons (survived both crises because of modern medical interventions).
Fuck that RFK Jr. shitheel. I hope he dies of cysticercosis.
Fuck that RFK Jr. shitheel. I hope he dies of cysticercosis.
People always ask, "What would you do if you were born in another time period?"
With my health the answer is almost always, "Die before kindergarten."
Medical progress is the real deal, buddies.
With my health the answer is almost always, "Die before kindergarten."
Medical progress is the real deal, buddies.
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 17, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Same. I only lived to my 2nd birthday because of antibiotics, probably only made it to 5 because of vaccines, would have been blind by 25 and dead by 40 for different reasons (survived both crises because of modern medical interventions).
Fuck that RFK Jr. shitheel. I hope he dies of cysticercosis.
Fuck that RFK Jr. shitheel. I hope he dies of cysticercosis.
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The thing is that a good pen and quality paper will change your life and the pursuit of these things makes a life worth living
February 18, 2026 at 9:58 AM
The thing is that a good pen and quality paper will change your life and the pursuit of these things makes a life worth living
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I am begging so many of you to rediscover the joy of good quality stationery
February 18, 2026 at 9:53 AM
I am begging so many of you to rediscover the joy of good quality stationery
oh daaaaamn though www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Climber on trial for leaving girlfriend to die on Austria's highest mountain
Kerstin G's boyfriend is accused of leaving her unprotected and exhausted close to the summit during a blizzard.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 18, 2026 at 9:28 AM
oh daaaaamn though www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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It’s like the Samsung ad that’s all “if your friend texts you a question, and your phone knows the answer, shouldn’t it just answer them?”
FUCK. NO.
FUCK. NO.
February 18, 2026 at 8:47 AM
It’s like the Samsung ad that’s all “if your friend texts you a question, and your phone knows the answer, shouldn’t it just answer them?”
FUCK. NO.
FUCK. NO.
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“Does it check your slack for pressing items” makes it sound like a trouser press
February 18, 2026 at 8:23 AM
“Does it check your slack for pressing items” makes it sound like a trouser press
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“As far as anyone who has never encountered Ewa online knows..” is a bit wordy tbf, would have to make the font real small
February 18, 2026 at 8:19 AM
“As far as anyone who has never encountered Ewa online knows..” is a bit wordy tbf, would have to make the font real small