Muppet Ewa Island
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Massive human raccoon, broad spectrum nerd, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem, used to be a SFF bookseller.
'Ever'.
carcosa-based lifeform. UK.
@EwaSR on twitter
'Ever'.
carcosa-based lifeform. UK.
@EwaSR on twitter
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Muppet Ewa Island
@ewacat.bsky.social
· Aug 1
If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over
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On this day in 1120, the White Ship sank en route from Barfleur to Southampton. William Ætheling, King Henry I’s only legitimate son and heir to the throne, drowned whilst trying to save his half-sister, Matilda of Perche, who also perished.
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November 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
On this day in 1120, the White Ship sank en route from Barfleur to Southampton. William Ætheling, King Henry I’s only legitimate son and heir to the throne, drowned whilst trying to save his half-sister, Matilda of Perche, who also perished.
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Eyyyy it’s the boys’ club! All boys together, doing fun boy things!
Timeline.
🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)
🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.
🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)
🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.
🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Eyyyy it’s the boys’ club! All boys together, doing fun boy things!
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
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but it's not Thor. It's Perkūnas.
Perkūnas
M. K. Čiurlionio paveikslas „Perkūnas“, nutapytas 1909 m.
ciurlionis.eu
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
but it's not Thor. It's Perkūnas.
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this is actually sort of interesting: this painting's name being translated to english as "thor" appears to have been confected some decades ago by someone who, in a moment of cultural cringe, decided no one knows who Perkūnas is
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
this is actually sort of interesting: this painting's name being translated to english as "thor" appears to have been confected some decades ago by someone who, in a moment of cultural cringe, decided no one knows who Perkūnas is
If you sing Happy Birthday in a pub you gotta elevate it somewhere above a dirge or it's just tragic
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If you sing Happy Birthday in a pub you gotta elevate it somewhere above a dirge or it's just tragic
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Why the fuck can’t this guy have good taste and get us a new Deus Ex game
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Why the fuck can’t this guy have good taste and get us a new Deus Ex game
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Lesson: Never plot a coup.
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Brazil's Bolsonaro exhausts appeals, will have to serve 27-year sentence: court
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Lesson: Never plot a coup.
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dear men: plz find a route to self-actualization that doesn’t run through someone else’s uterus
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
dear men: plz find a route to self-actualization that doesn’t run through someone else’s uterus
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Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you
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You pull yourself up by your boostraps. Me? I DESERVE free money from the government, and so do my rich friends bsky.app/profile/cwar...
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You pull yourself up by your boostraps. Me? I DESERVE free money from the government, and so do my rich friends bsky.app/profile/cwar...
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Given the resistance of the President to any pro-LGBT+ legislation, things don't look great. Perhaps Polish courts will come up with an awkwardly creative solution as they did with legal recognition of gender reassignment - where you ... sue your parents over whether you're their daughter or son.
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Given the resistance of the President to any pro-LGBT+ legislation, things don't look great. Perhaps Polish courts will come up with an awkwardly creative solution as they did with legal recognition of gender reassignment - where you ... sue your parents over whether you're their daughter or son.
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🇵🇱⚖️🇪🇺💍🏳️🌈I see a lot of "CJEU just legalised same-sex marriage across the EU" or "this is the EU Obergefell v Hodges moment" comments, and that's not quite the case. While the obligation for Poland to recognise same-sex unions concluded abroad is now clear, will the country follow it and adapt its laws?
The EU court has ruled that Poland must recognise the marriage of a Polish same-sex couple who married in Germany, even though Polish law does not allow such marriages.
The ruling requires Poland to change its system for recognising such marriages so as not to discriminate against same-sex couples.
The ruling requires Poland to change its system for recognising such marriages so as not to discriminate against same-sex couples.
EU court orders Poland to recognise same-sex marriages conducted in other member states
notesfrompoland.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
🇵🇱⚖️🇪🇺💍🏳️🌈I see a lot of "CJEU just legalised same-sex marriage across the EU" or "this is the EU Obergefell v Hodges moment" comments, and that's not quite the case. While the obligation for Poland to recognise same-sex unions concluded abroad is now clear, will the country follow it and adapt its laws?
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Best Christmas ad yet! Knocks John Lewis into a cocked hat.
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Best Christmas ad yet! Knocks John Lewis into a cocked hat.
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Star Wars? Feh. Star Trek? Feh. A Shitposter craves not these things. Only in the power of Barry Lyndon do they find their strength
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Star Wars? Feh. Star Trek? Feh. A Shitposter craves not these things. Only in the power of Barry Lyndon do they find their strength
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‘Tulip’ comes from the Turkish word ‘tülbent’ which means "turban."
The flower got its name from the resemblance of its overlapping petals to the folds of fabric in a turban.
The flower got its name from the resemblance of its overlapping petals to the folds of fabric in a turban.
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
‘Tulip’ comes from the Turkish word ‘tülbent’ which means "turban."
The flower got its name from the resemblance of its overlapping petals to the folds of fabric in a turban.
The flower got its name from the resemblance of its overlapping petals to the folds of fabric in a turban.
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True story of my mom trying to cheer me up
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
True story of my mom trying to cheer me up
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Peacemaker loves really telegraphing that the gizmo in act 1 is gonna get used by the end of the episode. This is known as "Gunn's Chekhov".
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Peacemaker loves really telegraphing that the gizmo in act 1 is gonna get used by the end of the episode. This is known as "Gunn's Chekhov".
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Black shirts. Sure.
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Black shirts. Sure.
If you're not Adrian Chiles you have no right to take this sort of line I'm sorry but that's how it is
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If you're not Adrian Chiles you have no right to take this sort of line I'm sorry but that's how it is
I'm not against this reading at all, in fact I endorse it fully
I'm taking this headline literally and assuming that all EU states must recognise gay marriage in an explicitly Poland-rebuking way.
"By the power vested in me to piss off those damn Poles, I now pronounce you wife and wife."
"By the power vested in me to piss off those damn Poles, I now pronounce you wife and wife."
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I'm not against this reading at all, in fact I endorse it fully
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This is, I regret to say, one of the only ways to get Lithuania to do it.
I'm taking this headline literally and assuming that all EU states must recognise gay marriage in an explicitly Poland-rebuking way.
"By the power vested in me to piss off those damn Poles, I now pronounce you wife and wife."
"By the power vested in me to piss off those damn Poles, I now pronounce you wife and wife."
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This is, I regret to say, one of the only ways to get Lithuania to do it.
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‘oh, just one more thing… Donald Trump is the most openly corrupt president in American history’
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
‘oh, just one more thing… Donald Trump is the most openly corrupt president in American history’
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November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this