Neon Genesis Ewangelion
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Neon Genesis Ewangelion
@ewacat.bsky.social
Massive human raccoon, broad spectrum nerd, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem, used to be a SFF bookseller.

'Ever'.

carcosa-based lifeform. UK.

@EwaSR on twitter
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If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over
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this is what your inseam looks like
February 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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a little man who ate a cheese fry
February 19, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
February 19, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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February 18, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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ATTENTION BLUESKY

you don't want to watch the State of the Union next week

you want to watch a PowerPoint party telethon of your favorite Bluesky super posters delivering their most unhinged hot takes to raise money for mutual aid in Twin Cities and Portland

Poster's Madness for a good cause!!!!
February 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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THEY HAD THE “NO TAKE ONLY THROW” DOG MEME SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO
February 18, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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"Stupid sexy Black Panther!"
February 18, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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lent and ramadan kicking off on the same day
February 18, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
February 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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May 6, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Lots of very obvious franchise answers *cough* the Hobbit *cough* but the one I was genuinely, animatedly, fuming at was Ready Player One.

Spielberg tries, but he can't actually put a soul into one of the most soulless works of "art" I have ever encountered. An utterly hollow experience.
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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"why are you against progress" I yell confidently as my sloppily-implemented algorithms prematurely murder your grandma
UnitedHealth uses AI model with 90% error rate to deny care, lawsuit alleges
For the largest health insurer in the US, AI's error rate is like a feature, not a bug.
arstechnica.com
February 18, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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I maintain that the Hunley’s service to the Union should be recognised; it sank three times as much Confederate warships as Union ones. 😸
February 18, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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Some people on here get perplexed by being from one place and living in a different place. I grew up thinking that was normal
February 18, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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Anyway. So many of the big problems facing the world today are also ones where individual choices alone cannot make enough of a difference; the change needs to come from governments and corporations, and that needs individuals to join together and pressure them to change. This is one of those.
February 18, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 5:55 PM
get in on the bone cement game lads
Definitely an opportunity to start a bone cement business, or sell them some packaging
February 18, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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pronouncing "videogames" like the name of an ancient greek poet
February 18, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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Hudsucker Proxy but it's a medical thriller
February 18, 2026 at 4:50 PM
accidentally causing a worldwide shortage of bone cement because Harold in Shipping had an idea
"In a recent project to improve our production processes and the packaging used in our pouch bone cements,
we have unfortunately experienced a critical machine failure at our main production site"

WE TRIED TO IMPROVE THINGS AND FUCKED UP
February 18, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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i have a suggestion of who to blame
February 18, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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there will be no bones then
i'll tell the children
February 18, 2026 at 4:43 PM