Neon Genesis Ewangelion
@ewacat.bsky.social
Massive human raccoon, broad spectrum nerd, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem, used to be a SFF bookseller.
'Ever'.
carcosa-based lifeform. UK.
@EwaSR on twitter
'Ever'.
carcosa-based lifeform. UK.
@EwaSR on twitter
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If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over
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Least funny days:
- 4th of July (too obvious, will cause many smug jokes)
- Christmas (martyr complex)
- the actual last day of his term
- 4th of July (too obvious, will cause many smug jokes)
- Christmas (martyr complex)
- the actual last day of his term
February 17, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Least funny days:
- 4th of July (too obvious, will cause many smug jokes)
- Christmas (martyr complex)
- the actual last day of his term
- 4th of July (too obvious, will cause many smug jokes)
- Christmas (martyr complex)
- the actual last day of his term
in no order, the three funniest days for trump to """end his term""":
- ides of march
- good friday
- right now
- ides of march
- good friday
- right now
February 17, 2026 at 12:25 PM
in no order, the three funniest days for trump to """end his term""":
- ides of march
- good friday
- right now
- ides of march
- good friday
- right now
oh yeah that particular contingent getting UNHINGED about easter and they don't even know when easter sunday is. a classic
It's now the season for weirdo fake patriots screaming "When is Sadiq Khan going to put up 'Lent Lights' and wish us all 'Happy Lent'" as if those were actual things in Christianity.
(They aren't. Much of the patriot right are faux Christians who know nothing much of the religion.)
(They aren't. Much of the patriot right are faux Christians who know nothing much of the religion.)
February 17, 2026 at 12:23 PM
oh yeah that particular contingent getting UNHINGED about easter and they don't even know when easter sunday is. a classic
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Hello, just wanted to note that archaeological photographers used to use hot air balloons 🎈to do survey shots (Side Note: during the Civil War, there was a Union Army Balloon Corps). Anyway! I enjoy the history of hot air balloons and liked this: www.penn.museum/sites/expedi...
February 17, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Hello, just wanted to note that archaeological photographers used to use hot air balloons 🎈to do survey shots (Side Note: during the Civil War, there was a Union Army Balloon Corps). Anyway! I enjoy the history of hot air balloons and liked this: www.penn.museum/sites/expedi...
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slowest two hours of my day as we wait for Bramble to come back from the dog groomers. she's gone to the spa for her birthday. that's how we're selling it
February 17, 2026 at 12:20 PM
slowest two hours of my day as we wait for Bramble to come back from the dog groomers. she's gone to the spa for her birthday. that's how we're selling it
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I met Jesse Jackson in 2007 at the unveiling of the statue of Nelson Mandela in Parliament Square and thought what a great President he would have made. He paved the way for Barack Obama. May he rest in peace 🙏🏾🙏🏾
February 17, 2026 at 12:06 PM
I met Jesse Jackson in 2007 at the unveiling of the statue of Nelson Mandela in Parliament Square and thought what a great President he would have made. He paved the way for Barack Obama. May he rest in peace 🙏🏾🙏🏾
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my daughter got bitten by a donkey at a farm park and refused to walk back past its enclosure - which was the way out. i asked if she’d like to go and be mean to them and long story short she ran up and shouted “YOU’RE JUST A RUBBISH HORSE!”
February 17, 2026 at 12:00 PM
my daughter got bitten by a donkey at a farm park and refused to walk back past its enclosure - which was the way out. i asked if she’d like to go and be mean to them and long story short she ran up and shouted “YOU’RE JUST A RUBBISH HORSE!”
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just when you thought things couldn't get horsier
February 17, 2026 at 2:04 AM
just when you thought things couldn't get horsier
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Any excuse to bring this out again.
February 17, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Any excuse to bring this out again.
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DID YOU KNOW that if you were born between 1970 and 1990, you may well be eligible for the MMR, given you might not have been vaccinated against all three diseases in that period? CHECK WITH YOUR GP. Also if the NHS has incomplete vaccination records on you, due to being OLD and FOREIGN-BORN like I
February 17, 2026 at 11:55 AM
DID YOU KNOW that if you were born between 1970 and 1990, you may well be eligible for the MMR, given you might not have been vaccinated against all three diseases in that period? CHECK WITH YOUR GP. Also if the NHS has incomplete vaccination records on you, due to being OLD and FOREIGN-BORN like I
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I once overheard a toddler point to flamingoes in the zoo and say "look, Nan, high ducks"
February 17, 2026 at 11:51 AM
I once overheard a toddler point to flamingoes in the zoo and say "look, Nan, high ducks"
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This reminds of a story my parents tell about when I was very little and I found an escaped pet guinea pig under a hedge on the campsite where we were staying: apparently I shouted “Look everyone: it’s a short rabbit!”
I once overheard a toddler point to flamingoes in the zoo and say "look, Nan, high ducks"
February 17, 2026 at 11:54 AM
This reminds of a story my parents tell about when I was very little and I found an escaped pet guinea pig under a hedge on the campsite where we were staying: apparently I shouted “Look everyone: it’s a short rabbit!”
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We've been on the Northern Line. The idea that it's 2000 years old seems completely reasonable.
February 17, 2026 at 9:18 AM
We've been on the Northern Line. The idea that it's 2000 years old seems completely reasonable.
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It’s such a shame it hasn’t happened for the last few years and definitely not this year
February 17, 2026 at 11:31 AM
It’s such a shame it hasn’t happened for the last few years and definitely not this year
man i wish we had a Eurovision this year
UK's Eurovision entry is YouTuber and electronic artist Look Mum No Computer
UK's Eurovision entry is YouTuber and electronic artist Look Mum No Computer
The UK's entrant for this year's Eurovision Song Contest will be YouTuber and electronic artist Look Mum No Computer.
news.sky.com
February 17, 2026 at 11:30 AM
man i wish we had a Eurovision this year
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All pheasants run like they're frantically saying "shit-shit-shit" to themselves.
February 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
All pheasants run like they're frantically saying "shit-shit-shit" to themselves.
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The most addictive Shakespeare play is Othello, it’s very moorish
February 17, 2026 at 11:11 AM
The most addictive Shakespeare play is Othello, it’s very moorish
oh no Behind the Bastards are doing Epstein and i am already cackling oh god
February 17, 2026 at 10:52 AM
oh no Behind the Bastards are doing Epstein and i am already cackling oh god
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IT'S BRAMBLE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY
February 17, 2026 at 10:37 AM
IT'S BRAMBLE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY
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this is what Bramble looks like when she's sat on the feet of whoever is making dinner
Spirit guardian, Henan or Hebei China, ca. 500-534
January 6, 2026 at 1:42 PM
this is what Bramble looks like when she's sat on the feet of whoever is making dinner
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"I may make a mistake, but I am somebody"
Fuck, can you imagine a Democratic Party that actually embraced that idea
Fuck, can you imagine a Democratic Party that actually embraced that idea
February 17, 2026 at 10:22 AM
"I may make a mistake, but I am somebody"
Fuck, can you imagine a Democratic Party that actually embraced that idea
Fuck, can you imagine a Democratic Party that actually embraced that idea