Neon Genesis Ewangelion
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Neon Genesis Ewangelion
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Massive human raccoon, broad spectrum nerd, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem, used to be a SFF bookseller.

'Ever'.

carcosa-based lifeform. UK.

@EwaSR on twitter
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If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over
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The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence), 2011
February 16, 2026 at 10:59 AM
TRAINS ARE TURIANS
February 16, 2026 at 10:58 AM
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Have you seen how class 800 locomotives couple together?

youtu.be/SAvKnivZ8Dk
Class 800 coupling
YouTube video by Journey with Victor
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February 16, 2026 at 10:56 AM
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yes and you don't want to know what vans parked boot to boot are doing
February 16, 2026 at 10:53 AM
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And here she is discovering what echoes are
February 16, 2026 at 10:51 AM
when cars are parked front bumper to front bumper they are kissing
February 16, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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"...and that concludes our intensive three-day pitch to your employer and/or government"
February 16, 2026 at 10:36 AM
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Start your Monday right:
I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱
February 16, 2026 at 9:10 AM
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the most pressing public health issue? throwing all the anti vaxxers and andrew wakefield into the north sea without a life jacket
February 16, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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there's a measles outbreak in north london but sure, the most pressing issue is to stop timmy go on facebook
February 16, 2026 at 10:32 AM
genuinely agree, this on a t-shirt would be so good. "more or less agog" also splendid
another favourite scientific headline, following confirmation of Einstein's general theory of relativity by observations of the 1919 solar eclipse. "Stars not where they seemed or were calculated to be, but nobody need worry" is a beautiful sentiment. i would have that on a t-shirt
February 16, 2026 at 10:24 AM
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another favourite scientific headline, following confirmation of Einstein's general theory of relativity by observations of the 1919 solar eclipse. "Stars not where they seemed or were calculated to be, but nobody need worry" is a beautiful sentiment. i would have that on a t-shirt
February 16, 2026 at 10:04 AM
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Pooch going mad
January 24, 2026 at 11:56 AM
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It's not the pocketing of the tablet that's the important part -- it's composing, inscribing and firing a cuneiform tablet complaining that the tablet of Ea-Nasir was missing from the museum and then swapping that tablet for the real tablet.
February 16, 2026 at 10:03 AM
there's CCTV images in this piece that are supposed to be the same person but they don't look like the same person and i feel like i've gone mad www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Police framed man for murder, new evidence suggests
Officers knew CCTV discredited their key witness in murder conviction of Omar Benguit, Panorama finds.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 16, 2026 at 9:53 AM
British Museum, the Ea-nāṣir tablet. but i have gone through like five different answers to this because there are simply too many, like this one www.nationalgallery.org.uk/paintings/sa...
February 16, 2026 at 9:40 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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Everyone's talking about wuthering heights but no one wants to acknowledge the very real risk of wuthering lows
February 16, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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Local farmer plus telehandler to the rescue.

Disclosure: NOT MY PHOTO.

Image credits: posted by "Thames Estuary Man guided walking tours" on Facebook, who then credits the images in that post to Vaughan Abrey and Chris Dench.
February 16, 2026 at 8:42 AM
I love this guy, my favourite bit of his is how often his little toddler son falls over in the background, honestly one of my favourite finds on tiktok vm.tiktok.com/ZNRfXcT6h/
February 16, 2026 at 8:40 AM
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Artists, quote with something silly!
February 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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My get rich quick scheme is to charge thousands of dollars as a kind of World Cup sherpa this summer
My idea for World Cup content somebody should do is drop an English reporter in the center of every World Cup hosting city and having them film themselves trying to get to the stadium.
February 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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I will never not share my favorite public health poster.
February 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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There are so many names which mean ‘God is good.’ It would be funny if there was a name that was less definitive. Like if Jeff meant ‘God is okay’
February 16, 2026 at 5:24 AM