Neon Genesis Ewangelion
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Neon Genesis Ewangelion
@ewacat.bsky.social
Massive human raccoon, broad spectrum nerd, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem, used to be a SFF bookseller.

'Ever'.

carcosa-based lifeform. UK.

@EwaSR on twitter
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If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over
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February 17, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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kinda fell in love with this shirt that was algorithmically forced on me so i checked the translation to make sure we were copacetic and tragically the shirt has become cooler than the original
February 17, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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it’s insane that a decade ago we all agreed that giving mass shooters the attention they desired was a bad thing but now because rightwingers will quite literally lie about the shooter every single time we all have to be acutely aware of the shooters intentions and ideology
February 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
What a brilliant phrase
Today's slime mould,Trichia crateriformis, which has opened up its top to release its spores (by a process known as circumsessile dehiscence!)
February 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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I find this so fucking sad actually

it's from a great article by @bildoperationen.bsky.social

journals.openedition.org/transbordeur...
February 17, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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It's not a new heating system, it's an Old One.
February 17, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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This is the old Tommy Cooper joke:

I went to the doctor and said "It hurts when I lift my arm like this."
He said "Well stop doing it, then."
February 17, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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US SIREN: weeeeeeooooooweeee

UK SIREN: weeoooweeoooweeooo

MYTHIC SIREN: crashing your ship on the rocks is a green flag
February 17, 2026 at 8:37 PM
It sounds like our central heating has tentacles moving inside it and when I told my dad it sounds weird "like cthulhu is in there" he just sighed
February 17, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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Glad that people _do_ recognize it :-)

manuschwendener.ch/horses

#LEGO #AliBati #SFW2025 #Skærbæk2025
September 27, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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It’s taco Tuesday again my dudes (but this time it’s Yuna)
February 17, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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if the richest man in the world, is a snivelling miserable friendless garbage loser why does anyone think hoarding wealth is aspirational
February 17, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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Unruly youths mess about at the entrance to my gym. I tell them off, but I'll pick 1 & say "You should know better, I know your dad". It gets their attention. As I walk off I turn & say "he's not actually your real dad". Works a treat.
February 17, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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If anyone asks you who won the Crimean War the answer is indisputably “cholera”

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimean... (scroll to “Casualties and Losses”)
A major cause of death in pretty much every pre-20th century war (especially siege based ones) was highly curable bacterial diseases ripping through people in close proximity to each other, as opposed to actual violence.
Yes. Our current form of living, highly concentrated urban with constant global mobility, only can happen because of vaccines, antibiotics, running water, and public health efforts like meat inspection. Without all of these, we die and it ends.
February 17, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I was just reminded of the best Kevin post ever that changed how I parse the name Kevin www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedd...
From the BestofRedditorUpdates community on Reddit: The tale of Kevin, the fool.
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February 17, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Eisner submissions are now open. My fellow comic creators, no matter at what point in your career you are, if you're making comics in any form, these awards are "For You" and you absolutely can be nominated. Let's get small press/self pub comics on that list! ENTER: www.comic-con.org/uploads/2025...
February 16, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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Today is the first day of Ramadan, the first day of Adar, Lunar New Year and Mardi Gras.

This means that for one reason or another, the majority of humans on the planet have a reason to eat fried food, and that is beautiful.
Ramadan Mubarak!

Kung Hei Fat Choi!

Laissez bon temps rouler!

Hodesh Adar tov!

Y'ALL

February 17, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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Hey, you. Happy year of the horse to you 🐴
February 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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Daily affirmation: You deserve pączki
February 17, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I think about Marianne from Sense & Sensibility getting iirc goddamn *typhus* from going out for a walk all the time
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 17, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 17, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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He is beauty.
He is grace.
He is allegedly getting a buttload of media requests.

It’s the Pebbling Dude, the Michael Jackson of Misting, the head ice technician for curling, Moonwalking Mark Callan.
February 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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someone call the vet my horse is too sick
February 17, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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Grandpa Remembered For Messing Up Stuff Grandma Just Cleaned https://theonion.com/grandpa-remembered-for-messing-up-stuff-grandma-just-cleaned/
February 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM