Neon Genesis Ewangelion
@ewacat.bsky.social
Massive human raccoon, broad spectrum nerd, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem, used to be a SFF bookseller.
'Ever'.
carcosa-based lifeform. UK.
@EwaSR on twitter
'Ever'.
carcosa-based lifeform. UK.
@EwaSR on twitter
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If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over
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Grandpa Remembered For Messing Up Stuff Grandma Just Cleaned https://theonion.com/grandpa-remembered-for-messing-up-stuff-grandma-just-cleaned/
February 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Grandpa Remembered For Messing Up Stuff Grandma Just Cleaned https://theonion.com/grandpa-remembered-for-messing-up-stuff-grandma-just-cleaned/
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2026 Year of the Horse ✴️
February 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
2026 Year of the Horse ✴️
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Swiss Olympic bobsled commentator broke a century of neutrality and spent the entire run of the Israeli bobsled team recounting all the pro-genocide remarks and social media posts by Adam Edelman, one of the apartheid state athletes.
Absolute legend. More of this in sports please!
Absolute legend. More of this in sports please!
February 16, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Swiss Olympic bobsled commentator broke a century of neutrality and spent the entire run of the Israeli bobsled team recounting all the pro-genocide remarks and social media posts by Adam Edelman, one of the apartheid state athletes.
Absolute legend. More of this in sports please!
Absolute legend. More of this in sports please!
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They’re not the only ones who have tried to reproduce it recently! deadline.com/2025/10/stud...
February 17, 2026 at 5:02 PM
They’re not the only ones who have tried to reproduce it recently! deadline.com/2025/10/stud...
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i don't think ted needed to say all this but it's very cool he did!
I don't believe I've ever seen Ted Levine speak so candidly about his regrets of portraying Buffalo Bill in THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS. He and some of the crew on the film were asked about the film's cultural transphobia by The Hollywood Reporter.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
February 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
i don't think ted needed to say all this but it's very cool he did!
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If u wanna be happy the rest of ur life
Never make a prairie falcon ur wife
They need a moderate altitude
To catch burrowing owls for food
Never make a prairie falcon ur wife
They need a moderate altitude
To catch burrowing owls for food
November 15, 2024 at 1:50 AM
If u wanna be happy the rest of ur life
Never make a prairie falcon ur wife
They need a moderate altitude
To catch burrowing owls for food
Never make a prairie falcon ur wife
They need a moderate altitude
To catch burrowing owls for food
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Chen Chi-kwan (陳其寬)
February 17, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Chen Chi-kwan (陳其寬)
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Looks like another good day for articles whose headline is "Can it really be the case that I am this selfish?" where reading the full piece reveals that the subhead is "And don't forget stupid!"
February 17, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Looks like another good day for articles whose headline is "Can it really be the case that I am this selfish?" where reading the full piece reveals that the subhead is "And don't forget stupid!"
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AI filmmaking is completely unserious.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
February 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
AI filmmaking is completely unserious.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
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Hitting the discover page, a short story:
February 17, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Hitting the discover page, a short story:
does anyone remember what the fuck i was doing
February 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
does anyone remember what the fuck i was doing
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Have just seen Norfolk mentioned in my feed and I’m reminded of the time someone wanted to buy my laptop.
I thought from the ’have you still laptop’ and ‘do it turn on’ that English wasn’t their first language.
When they turned up, it was a Norfolk farmer.
I thought from the ’have you still laptop’ and ‘do it turn on’ that English wasn’t their first language.
When they turned up, it was a Norfolk farmer.
February 17, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Have just seen Norfolk mentioned in my feed and I’m reminded of the time someone wanted to buy my laptop.
I thought from the ’have you still laptop’ and ‘do it turn on’ that English wasn’t their first language.
When they turned up, it was a Norfolk farmer.
I thought from the ’have you still laptop’ and ‘do it turn on’ that English wasn’t their first language.
When they turned up, it was a Norfolk farmer.
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Across many years as a parenting columnist, I've written about vaccine heistancy multiple times. Each time, I've tried to be sensitive and empathetic to these people but, if I'm honest, nothing has ever gotten closer to my true feelings about them than this meme from a decade ago.
February 17, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Across many years as a parenting columnist, I've written about vaccine heistancy multiple times. Each time, I've tried to be sensitive and empathetic to these people but, if I'm honest, nothing has ever gotten closer to my true feelings about them than this meme from a decade ago.
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Gavin Newsom looks like one of the masks they wore in Point Break
February 16, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Gavin Newsom looks like one of the masks they wore in Point Break
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"So on a scale of 1–10, with 10 being 'to the roote,' how perced would you say you're feeling this morning"
About to pull some crazy shit at the doctor's office
February 17, 2026 at 4:20 PM
"So on a scale of 1–10, with 10 being 'to the roote,' how perced would you say you're feeling this morning"
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mid-2024 ChatGPT model, huh
It's chilling how often this is the new norm in abusive relationships
February 17, 2026 at 4:10 PM
mid-2024 ChatGPT model, huh
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imagine if you were a vampire that lived for 100s of years but you just had a regular guy's memory. Like a normal person. "What was Venice like in the 14th century" Ahhh, I don't...I don't fucking remember. There was a guy, Vincenzo? Maybe that was the 15th century. Wait, did I live in Venice?
February 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
imagine if you were a vampire that lived for 100s of years but you just had a regular guy's memory. Like a normal person. "What was Venice like in the 14th century" Ahhh, I don't...I don't fucking remember. There was a guy, Vincenzo? Maybe that was the 15th century. Wait, did I live in Venice?
absolutely wild that i've only just discovered Magic Sword youtu.be/G02wKufX3nw?...
Magic Sword - In The Face Of Evil
YouTube video by Magic Sword
youtu.be
February 17, 2026 at 4:07 PM
absolutely wild that i've only just discovered Magic Sword youtu.be/G02wKufX3nw?...
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The Tumbler Ridge newspaper puts it better than I could
February 17, 2026 at 12:58 AM
The Tumbler Ridge newspaper puts it better than I could
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Tori Amos in 1994:
February 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Tori Amos in 1994:
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Happy Pancake Day to all
those observing.
those observing.
Instructions from a 1973 pancake/crêpe maker www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/p...
February 17, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Happy Pancake Day to all
those observing.
those observing.
my dad has a migraine so i went to talk to him about the bronze age collapse and ten minutes in he said "that's odd my migraine seems to have lifted"
February 17, 2026 at 3:47 PM
my dad has a migraine so i went to talk to him about the bronze age collapse and ten minutes in he said "that's odd my migraine seems to have lifted"
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i assume it was the words “dick” or “piss” that did it, but i did enjoy seeing this fun J6 memory pop up in my notifications this morning when it was faved by a porn bot.
inside the piss bush, i saw half a dozen men pissing. one of them, with his dick in his hand, shouted, "i'm watering the tree of liberty!" and the other piss men cheered. in his excitement, he got piss on his shoes.
February 17, 2026 at 3:22 PM
i assume it was the words “dick” or “piss” that did it, but i did enjoy seeing this fun J6 memory pop up in my notifications this morning when it was faved by a porn bot.