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asterionhex.monster
The Abominable Dr. Vibes
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Hex. Aardvarkwizard. Gender: hesher. Prata med mig på svenska om du vill. They/them (hen!). Cats, metal, games, horror, bugs, Star Trek, playing bass, the band Ghost. Vincent Price poster. Silver Spring MD! I make movies
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I think, personally, that the definition of humanity is the drive to create. Maybe it’s art, maybe it’s engineering, maybe it’s community, maybe it’s teaching, maybe it’s discovery. Something in us wants to push forward and it’s the most beautiful thing
Oh hmmm maybe it was the cup of coffee I drank at like 9pm
January 11, 2026 at 6:27 AM
My stomach is being gurgly and I don’t know why. Probably the bacon
January 11, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Pretty much doing the second one there. I can play enough on a guitar or keyboard to put chords and basic stuff together and let someone else punch it up. Drums, not so much
January 11, 2026 at 6:18 AM
They do have wacky stuff pretty frequently. The rotating fabric prints are probably the best place to look but it could be anywhere
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Maybe a band eventually, right now just playing stuff with friends so more on the band end
January 11, 2026 at 6:11 AM
This is why I just write everyone else’s part and tell the drummer “make it sound kinda like this and do a big crash here”

to be fair, I’m also not a guitarist
January 11, 2026 at 5:54 AM
No I get it. Not doing a thing is also something I like
January 11, 2026 at 5:21 AM
I thought about it!
January 11, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I was there for the music so the tv was entirely incidental
January 11, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Dragonforce
January 11, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I love this movie so much
January 11, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I think I’m just always going to be a baseball guy and that’s all. Which is fine, baseball fans are mostly absurdists
January 11, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I always think “I should get into football this year” and by the time I’m thinking this it’s after baseball is done and football is like 1/3 over
January 11, 2026 at 4:42 AM
It was on the tv at the pub and I wasn’t paying attention but at one point the camera just cut through like half a dozen fans with the most dejected faces possible
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
“Looks like that football game has turned around, people are posting pictures of the pope” you all have me saying the most deranged sentences out loud
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Hmm I DO love a stamp
January 11, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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MERLIN: Finally! A "time travel" spell sent me to "2026"! You there, what has changed since my era?
ME: Oh, uh. Sexual morals are more permissive. Two men can get married.
MERLIN: But surely they need not secure such a bond just for hand and mouth stuff?
ME: Course not.
MERLIN: And are you free NOW?
January 11, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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The pulsating cube appears again.

“ENTER THE CUBE” it bellows.

“God damn it.” I reply as I collect the documents that got blown around my office. “I don’t have time for cube stuff right now.”
January 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I’m about as old as you can be and still be a millennial and same because I was 15 when Pokémon came out and it ranked as “kid stuff” for me. I do know some but I didn’t play the games in that formative remember-everything age
January 11, 2026 at 3:34 AM
ALMOST got the special which was seafood stew but I’d been thinking about the club all day
January 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Oooh I gotta read this one, I loved Leech
January 11, 2026 at 1:25 AM
We DID have a Covid movie last year. Though that was at least a disease nobody had on purpose
January 11, 2026 at 1:22 AM
So many past students telling stories and it’s really good
January 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Do you know Powerwolf, I think you’d like them. Reasonably goofy power metal, extremely goofy live
January 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
This is what metal is for yeah
January 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM