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@asterionhex.monster
Hex. Aardvarkwizard. Gender: hesher. Prata med mig på svenska om du vill. They/he (hen!). Cats, metal, games, horror, bugs, Star Trek, playing bass, the band Ghost. Weird little guy. Vincent Price poster. Silver Spring MD! I make movies
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@asterionhex.monster
· Nov 21
I think, personally, that the definition of humanity is the drive to create. Maybe it’s art, maybe it’s engineering, maybe it’s community, maybe it’s teaching, maybe it’s discovery. Something in us wants to push forward and it’s the most beautiful thing
I finally tracked down the artist of a gig poster I’ve wanted a print of for years. She didn’t have prints but she had a high res version so I’m printing one for myself
January 30, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I finally tracked down the artist of a gig poster I’ve wanted a print of for years. She didn’t have prints but she had a high res version so I’m printing one for myself
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I just saw a 404 page that said “Oop’s!” and I’m taking psychic damage
January 30, 2026 at 12:08 PM
I just saw a 404 page that said “Oop’s!” and I’m taking psychic damage
Remember the night I figured out that Tony Head and Murray Head are brothers after being a fan of each separately since I was a teenager
January 30, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Remember the night I figured out that Tony Head and Murray Head are brothers after being a fan of each separately since I was a teenager
This is the most chilled out I have EVER seen this cat
January 30, 2026 at 1:45 AM
This is the most chilled out I have EVER seen this cat
50th anniversary showing of Enter the Dragon, there’s a family there with a kid about 10-11 who was otherwise normal and well behaved etc but cannot contain himself and yells BOOBIES when he sees them onscreen
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
January 30, 2026 at 1:41 AM
50th anniversary showing of Enter the Dragon, there’s a family there with a kid about 10-11 who was otherwise normal and well behaved etc but cannot contain himself and yells BOOBIES when he sees them onscreen
MADOKA’S MOM
Name your fav film or TV mom
January 30, 2026 at 1:35 AM
MADOKA’S MOM
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I forgot about seeing "mother!" and the row ahead of me was six very very old women and in fairness to them they all stayed to the end when one of them said to another "Phyllis you're never picking another fucking movie"
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I forgot about seeing "mother!" and the row ahead of me was six very very old women and in fairness to them they all stayed to the end when one of them said to another "Phyllis you're never picking another fucking movie"
Folks I solved the problem by ordering a magic playmat with magic card art on it. At least I know it’s not AI
I’m looking for a desk mat because my keyboard is heavy and leaves scratches but I can’t tell if any of the designs I like are AI or not and I truly hate this
January 30, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Folks I solved the problem by ordering a magic playmat with magic card art on it. At least I know it’s not AI
A special fun game with Bob’s Burgers for millennials raised on Adult Swim and its various spawn is “name that voice actor”
January 30, 2026 at 12:50 AM
A special fun game with Bob’s Burgers for millennials raised on Adult Swim and its various spawn is “name that voice actor”
i need more Ghost pictures
January 29, 2026 at 10:56 PM
i need more Ghost pictures
Hmm somehow just realized that the reason my sleep has felt crappy all week is probably that it currently looks like it’s about 10 minutes before sunrise outside all night right now thanks to the snow
January 29, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Hmm somehow just realized that the reason my sleep has felt crappy all week is probably that it currently looks like it’s about 10 minutes before sunrise outside all night right now thanks to the snow
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January 29, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I’m looking for a desk mat because my keyboard is heavy and leaves scratches but I can’t tell if any of the designs I like are AI or not and I truly hate this
January 29, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I’m looking for a desk mat because my keyboard is heavy and leaves scratches but I can’t tell if any of the designs I like are AI or not and I truly hate this
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ironic bc AI would totally send you down a weird obsessive search for the mathematical truth of the universe that ends up with you drilling a hole in your head
January 29, 2026 at 6:53 PM
ironic bc AI would totally send you down a weird obsessive search for the mathematical truth of the universe that ends up with you drilling a hole in your head
Zombie!!!
> The coastal giant salamander (Dicamptodon tenebrosus) is a large, local species living in and around our streams. They can grow to be 13 inches long including their tail! At the Zoo, Zombie is offered a diet including crickets and worms.
[via Sequoia Park Zoo]
[via Sequoia Park Zoo]
January 29, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Zombie!!!
I hadn’t ACTUALLY considered “what auteur director will be the first to go all in on AI” but Aronofsky probably would have been my second guess
January 29, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I hadn’t ACTUALLY considered “what auteur director will be the first to go all in on AI” but Aronofsky probably would have been my second guess
I haven’t been in the office since Wednesday last week so I haven’t shaved my face and I ALMOST have scruff on uhhh one side
January 29, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I haven’t been in the office since Wednesday last week so I haven’t shaved my face and I ALMOST have scruff on uhhh one side
Good morning it’s #5MinArt time! Today let’s draw a MUFFIN because I got some really good ones yesterday and I can’t stop eating them. All skill levels and mediums welcome! Post it here if you want
January 29, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Good morning it’s #5MinArt time! Today let’s draw a MUFFIN because I got some really good ones yesterday and I can’t stop eating them. All skill levels and mediums welcome! Post it here if you want
this looks fun thepocket.7drumcity.com/events/farew...
January 29, 2026 at 3:51 PM
this looks fun thepocket.7drumcity.com/events/farew...
I love how many people responded to my display name change with nostalgia lol
January 29, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I love how many people responded to my display name change with nostalgia lol
Had to have this talk recently with my mother who is infuriated by “6% interest rates” (wrong) about how our economy is not remotely comparable to any other economy, both in how it’s funded and what it’s spent on
it's enraging AND annoying, and there's nothing to reply to these fuckos that matters, which makes it even worse. the US is different and huge (and the size actually matters, IMO) apart from everything else, i just, ugh.
January 29, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Had to have this talk recently with my mother who is infuriated by “6% interest rates” (wrong) about how our economy is not remotely comparable to any other economy, both in how it’s funded and what it’s spent on
I’m extremely busy trying to radicalize everyone older than me who isn’t already a mediocre guitarist into becoming a mediocre guitarist and joining my band
every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
January 29, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I’m extremely busy trying to radicalize everyone older than me who isn’t already a mediocre guitarist into becoming a mediocre guitarist and joining my band
I am introducing my household to Ananda Shankar
January 29, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I am introducing my household to Ananda Shankar
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You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 10:34 PM
You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.