Do I have to draw one? Because I can do this.

I’ll make sure to have a batch for Saturday!

I see people who are going to see me in the next week or two liking this post 😈

Also this entire thing starts with “zest two oranges” so everything smells amazing the whole time

I still don’t even have my Deathfest tickets, that’s a problem for three-paycheck-month January

I hope you get to enjoy one of these the way I did (get it recommended, get in the Libby queue, it shows up months later and you forgot about it, start reading it like why the fuck did I get recommended this thing that is not like anything I read until the switch flips)

Who did this

Anyway. Ten years to an award from, well, this

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If I ever own a car type vehicle again it will almost certainly be a Jeep and at last I feel vindicated in this choice

Hex by Thomas Olde Heuvelt, Bunny by Mona Awad, The September House by Carissa Orlando, if you’re really feeling like a gut punch The Library at Mount Char by Scott Hawkins

I once got bronchitis from a car filling with black smoke and then continuing on another couple stops and going underground. An old roommate of mine was on a train when something on it caught fire. The APTA award is a HUGE credit to how much work they’ve done but this system was terrifying

This is literally the exact thing that should be getting nixed so they stop putting this shit in. But go ahead and get fleeced by republicans too

Also a case of teaching the GOP “The Dems will vote for the necessary bill so we can add some unrelated fascism”

Oh I could see that yeah

Did you get some good music going like in the opening scene of a movie panning over New York City

I have 7-10 good ideas every day. Skill issue

Hooray! Yeah we just tried them and they’re great, I am also not good at cookies but these turned out great