The Abominable Dr. Vibes
@asterionhex.monster
Hex. Aardvarkwizard. Gender: hesher. Prata med mig på svenska om du vill. They/them (hen!). Cats, metal, games, horror, bugs, Star Trek, playing bass, the band Ghost. Vincent Price poster. Silver Spring MD! I make movies
Switching music services lost about half my playlists (I’ll try reimporting at home) so instead simply listened to the best gym albums that exist
December 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Switching music services lost about half my playlists (I’ll try reimporting at home) so instead simply listened to the best gym albums that exist
The preview image on this article is sending me. Like oh well just gave up
December 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The preview image on this article is sending me. Like oh well just gave up
Having a normal one
December 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Having a normal one
Tapped out, hand empty, the perfect Magic state
December 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Tapped out, hand empty, the perfect Magic state
It’s [HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL] [SOUND OF BREAKING GLASS] time
December 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It’s [HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL] [SOUND OF BREAKING GLASS] time
Learning about Shakey’s Pizza
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Learning about Shakey’s Pizza
New glasses. I have my now-signature purple lenses on order but definitely needed to put on the basic new scrip ones from the optometrist asap
December 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
New glasses. I have my now-signature purple lenses on order but definitely needed to put on the basic new scrip ones from the optometrist asap
#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday Two technically-Christmas movies in non-Christmas-movie genres, a short I didn't particularly like from a director I do like, and a Danish crime/family drama/black comedy that managed to handle all those genres pretty well!
December 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday Two technically-Christmas movies in non-Christmas-movie genres, a short I didn't particularly like from a director I do like, and a Danish crime/family drama/black comedy that managed to handle all those genres pretty well!
I got a happy meal last week and I just want to say: this toy is so cute and apparently the character is voiced by Jameela Jamil who I love but the action portion is not HALF as good as those Super Mario toys when I was a kid
December 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I got a happy meal last week and I just want to say: this toy is so cute and apparently the character is voiced by Jameela Jamil who I love but the action portion is not HALF as good as those Super Mario toys when I was a kid
Day 18 #ArtAdventCalendar I made this MONDAY and I think it’s cute!
December 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Day 18 #ArtAdventCalendar I made this MONDAY and I think it’s cute!
I drove over it one time. It was a foggy rainy day and I refused to drive on the way back lol. I was crying by the time we were over (it’s about a 4-mile bridge, no shoulder, not much guardrail)
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I drove over it one time. It was a foggy rainy day and I refused to drive on the way back lol. I was crying by the time we were over (it’s about a 4-mile bridge, no shoulder, not much guardrail)
Oh I have been slacking on #ArtAdventCalendar but I just saw a bookplate someone posted so here’s one I made a while ago! I should get these printed someday. Day 17!
December 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Oh I have been slacking on #ArtAdventCalendar but I just saw a bookplate someone posted so here’s one I made a while ago! I should get these printed someday. Day 17!
No they squeeze these
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
No they squeeze these
My current pov
December 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
My current pov
I’ve made poor choices
December 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I’ve made poor choices
This is pretty good! I wish it had *more* flavor to it, it’s a little on the La Croix side, but tasty
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This is pretty good! I wish it had *more* flavor to it, it’s a little on the La Croix side, but tasty
Check em out (if you’re going to see me in the next week or two you’ll probably get some, I have enough stuff for at least one more batch and I think two). My glaze is a little thin because I did not trust the recipe, which I should have, but still tasty
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Check em out (if you’re going to see me in the next week or two you’ll probably get some, I have enough stuff for at least one more batch and I think two). My glaze is a little thin because I did not trust the recipe, which I should have, but still tasty
Finally some good news
December 15, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Finally some good news
It tastes like the worst frozen egg roll. It’s alright. Say the full name of it out loud without feeling like a pornographer
December 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It tastes like the worst frozen egg roll. It’s alright. Say the full name of it out loud without feeling like a pornographer
What’s that old rage meme about layers of irony and how do we apply this to kitsch
December 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
What’s that old rage meme about layers of irony and how do we apply this to kitsch
Office party outfit
December 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Office party outfit
