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@dumbmike.bsky.social
I run a kill shelter for small dogs 💖
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The sick minds of hollywood have finally gone too far. They made a new show called Plitorbis. Don't they know, the tv is where my children sit.
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The sick minds of hollywood have finally gone too far. They made a new show called Plitorbis. Don't they know, the tv is where my children sit.
Big time farted out my chocha hole and a wet nude man rat flew out (?????)
— excerpt from my mother's diary, day I was born
— excerpt from my mother's diary, day I was born
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Big time farted out my chocha hole and a wet nude man rat flew out (?????)
— excerpt from my mother's diary, day I was born
— excerpt from my mother's diary, day I was born
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Reminder that if you are dedicated you can easily find a pie cooling on a window sill during the next 24 hours
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Reminder that if you are dedicated you can easily find a pie cooling on a window sill during the next 24 hours
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MR. KISSER: Welcome to my Labe-oratorium, Batman. It's too bad you won't survive my ultimate hot and heavy smooch on the mouth. It really is the KISS of death!
ROBIN: Batman, let's get the fuck out of here.
BATMAN: (batman voice) 𝗡𝗼.
ROBIN: Batman, let's get the fuck out of here.
BATMAN: (batman voice) 𝗡𝗼.
June 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
MR. KISSER: Welcome to my Labe-oratorium, Batman. It's too bad you won't survive my ultimate hot and heavy smooch on the mouth. It really is the KISS of death!
ROBIN: Batman, let's get the fuck out of here.
BATMAN: (batman voice) 𝗡𝗼.
ROBIN: Batman, let's get the fuck out of here.
BATMAN: (batman voice) 𝗡𝗼.
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We accept it now! 🎉
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
We accept it now! 🎉
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Sad to think that at this point in his career if actor and comedian Steve Martin were to die from accidentally getting shot through the head with an arrow, it wouldn't even be that funny or ironic anymore. It would mostly just be a horrific tragedy
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Sad to think that at this point in his career if actor and comedian Steve Martin were to die from accidentally getting shot through the head with an arrow, it wouldn't even be that funny or ironic anymore. It would mostly just be a horrific tragedy
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Studio Sale!
I’m packing up my studio and moving across the country, which means all art is on sale 🥳🥳🥳 It’s the perfect time to get a holiday gift for yourself or someone else (and help me clear out my pile of work!)
whatmaddness.com/shop
I’m packing up my studio and moving across the country, which means all art is on sale 🥳🥳🥳 It’s the perfect time to get a holiday gift for yourself or someone else (and help me clear out my pile of work!)
whatmaddness.com/shop
Shop – whatmaddness
whatmaddness.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Studio Sale!
I’m packing up my studio and moving across the country, which means all art is on sale 🥳🥳🥳 It’s the perfect time to get a holiday gift for yourself or someone else (and help me clear out my pile of work!)
whatmaddness.com/shop
I’m packing up my studio and moving across the country, which means all art is on sale 🥳🥳🥳 It’s the perfect time to get a holiday gift for yourself or someone else (and help me clear out my pile of work!)
whatmaddness.com/shop
Dr. Anthony Fauci is back in the news. He's just announced it's healthy to eat a big Ziploc bag of red ants, plastic and all. This came shortly after such a bag was discovered on the disgraced vaccine quack's desk. But I just report the unbiased facts, and encourage you to draw your own conclusions.
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Dr. Anthony Fauci is back in the news. He's just announced it's healthy to eat a big Ziploc bag of red ants, plastic and all. This came shortly after such a bag was discovered on the disgraced vaccine quack's desk. But I just report the unbiased facts, and encourage you to draw your own conclusions.
There's a new sheriff in town, and his name is JUSTICE. Sheriff Rhonda Pigpussy Justice. And he's not changing his other names because they were chosen to honor prematurely departed family members. Oh and one more thing? He's insanely corrupt.
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
There's a new sheriff in town, and his name is JUSTICE. Sheriff Rhonda Pigpussy Justice. And he's not changing his other names because they were chosen to honor prematurely departed family members. Oh and one more thing? He's insanely corrupt.
YEAH I want to use Sticky Keys! Thanks for popping up to ask me about this thing which I both obviously know about and want to always be turning on! (smiling slightly) Uhhhhh. That is, ... *NOT*
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
YEAH I want to use Sticky Keys! Thanks for popping up to ask me about this thing which I both obviously know about and want to always be turning on! (smiling slightly) Uhhhhh. That is, ... *NOT*
We accept it now! 🎉
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
We accept it now! 🎉
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Come and try a slab of my simmered haunch. thanksgiving special. bite into my stringy grey haunch youll be sure to love it. theres a surprise flavor in there. the flavor is Hot Water
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Come and try a slab of my simmered haunch. thanksgiving special. bite into my stringy grey haunch youll be sure to love it. theres a surprise flavor in there. the flavor is Hot Water
Hey man, your mom looks fully bedraggled staggering in here from the wild. Give her an emergency comb god damn.
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Hey man, your mom looks fully bedraggled staggering in here from the wild. Give her an emergency comb god damn.
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I know we're in the lowest point for popular art of all time but saints alive if these aren't the ugliest crusty dog plop posters possible. Just huge empty spaces with the muddiest least pleasing color transitions ever. Doesn't cut the mustard, folks! Follow me for more: Wonderful opinions
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I know we're in the lowest point for popular art of all time but saints alive if these aren't the ugliest crusty dog plop posters possible. Just huge empty spaces with the muddiest least pleasing color transitions ever. Doesn't cut the mustard, folks! Follow me for more: Wonderful opinions
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What I like about Stephen Sondheim is everyone else makes musicals that become huge famous hits named stuff like "Grease" and "Wicked" and "Hamilton". His are all named stuff like "Loop De Loo, And Isn't That Just Always The Way" and no one has ever performed, recorded, or heard of it ever again.
May 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
What I like about Stephen Sondheim is everyone else makes musicals that become huge famous hits named stuff like "Grease" and "Wicked" and "Hamilton". His are all named stuff like "Loop De Loo, And Isn't That Just Always The Way" and no one has ever performed, recorded, or heard of it ever again.
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Mike. @dumbmike․bsky․social
I'm having a ham sandwich. Yum, yum, yum!!
Charles Manson 🔵 @realcharlie․cdcr․ca․gov
Hearing about your lunch is the first time I've had a smile on my face since dying of respiratory failure in 2017. Have a charmed day.
Mike. @dumbmike․bsky․social
Thank you, Charles. 🥪😋
I'm having a ham sandwich. Yum, yum, yum!!
Charles Manson 🔵 @realcharlie․cdcr․ca․gov
Hearing about your lunch is the first time I've had a smile on my face since dying of respiratory failure in 2017. Have a charmed day.
Mike. @dumbmike․bsky․social
Thank you, Charles. 🥪😋
October 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Mike. @dumbmike․bsky․social
I'm having a ham sandwich. Yum, yum, yum!!
Charles Manson 🔵 @realcharlie․cdcr․ca․gov
Hearing about your lunch is the first time I've had a smile on my face since dying of respiratory failure in 2017. Have a charmed day.
Mike. @dumbmike․bsky․social
Thank you, Charles. 🥪😋
I'm having a ham sandwich. Yum, yum, yum!!
Charles Manson 🔵 @realcharlie․cdcr․ca․gov
Hearing about your lunch is the first time I've had a smile on my face since dying of respiratory failure in 2017. Have a charmed day.
Mike. @dumbmike․bsky․social
Thank you, Charles. 🥪😋
The compromise position is every ice agent undergoes rapid nuclear fission until every atom of their makeup is regressed to elemental hydrogen, as they were when they were forged in the heart of a sun. The process is not contained and consumes us all and all matter around us. We return to the black.
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The compromise position is every ice agent undergoes rapid nuclear fission until every atom of their makeup is regressed to elemental hydrogen, as they were when they were forged in the heart of a sun. The process is not contained and consumes us all and all matter around us. We return to the black.
I know we're in the lowest point for popular art of all time but saints alive if these aren't the ugliest crusty dog plop posters possible. Just huge empty spaces with the muddiest least pleasing color transitions ever. Doesn't cut the mustard, folks! Follow me for more: Wonderful opinions
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I know we're in the lowest point for popular art of all time but saints alive if these aren't the ugliest crusty dog plop posters possible. Just huge empty spaces with the muddiest least pleasing color transitions ever. Doesn't cut the mustard, folks! Follow me for more: Wonderful opinions
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If I saw Dracula turn into a bat or other creepy crawly I'd give him such a big bare ass spanking. Knock it off, mister!
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If I saw Dracula turn into a bat or other creepy crawly I'd give him such a big bare ass spanking. Knock it off, mister!
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If I saw Dracula turn into a bat or other creepy crawly I'd give him such a big bare ass spanking. Knock it off, mister!
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If I saw Dracula turn into a bat or other creepy crawly I'd give him such a big bare ass spanking. Knock it off, mister!
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SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM
SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
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PARTY HOST: Whoa, look who decided to show up ten minutes late! It's Mr. Punctual!
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
PARTY HOST: Whoa, look who decided to show up ten minutes late! It's Mr. Punctual!
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.