Maddie
@madrigal.bsky.social
I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times
My Art: whatmaddness.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
My Art: whatmaddness.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
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Maddie
@madrigal.bsky.social
· Apr 26
(Leading him to the Sphinx) Yeah, it’s like a trivia night
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my new thing is whenever the dog does a big loud yawn i reply "everyone's saying it!"
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
my new thing is whenever the dog does a big loud yawn i reply "everyone's saying it!"
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Dead leaves on the ground make picking up dog poop a more challenging pattern-recognition task, helping keep my mind sharp as I age. It’s like doing nature sudoku. Thank you to everyone involved
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dead leaves on the ground make picking up dog poop a more challenging pattern-recognition task, helping keep my mind sharp as I age. It’s like doing nature sudoku. Thank you to everyone involved
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Watching hentai on my AR glasses while my financial advisor freaks out about something.
November 18, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Watching hentai on my AR glasses while my financial advisor freaks out about something.
hittin my family with some new laughs this season. going to try out a single, loud “ha!” to start
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
hittin my family with some new laughs this season. going to try out a single, loud “ha!” to start
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[wife wanting to discuss my mid life crisis] brent
[me with my graffiti buddies] actually it’s Sprayz now
[me with my graffiti buddies] actually it’s Sprayz now
August 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
[wife wanting to discuss my mid life crisis] brent
[me with my graffiti buddies] actually it’s Sprayz now
[me with my graffiti buddies] actually it’s Sprayz now
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Studio Sale!
I’m packing up my studio and moving across the country, which means all art is on sale 🥳🥳🥳 It’s the perfect time to get a holiday gift for yourself or someone else (and help me clear out my pile of work!)
whatmaddness.com/shop
I’m packing up my studio and moving across the country, which means all art is on sale 🥳🥳🥳 It’s the perfect time to get a holiday gift for yourself or someone else (and help me clear out my pile of work!)
whatmaddness.com/shop
Shop – whatmaddness
whatmaddness.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Studio Sale!
I’m packing up my studio and moving across the country, which means all art is on sale 🥳🥳🥳 It’s the perfect time to get a holiday gift for yourself or someone else (and help me clear out my pile of work!)
whatmaddness.com/shop
I’m packing up my studio and moving across the country, which means all art is on sale 🥳🥳🥳 It’s the perfect time to get a holiday gift for yourself or someone else (and help me clear out my pile of work!)
whatmaddness.com/shop
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If I met any of you in real life I would make myself appear so large
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If I met any of you in real life I would make myself appear so large
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My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.
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Girl I'm gonna treat you like a steak and let you rest for 20 minutes
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Girl I'm gonna treat you like a steak and let you rest for 20 minutes
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Do you want to view
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Do you want to view
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
My dental hygienist has a son who gets *really* into things and I look forward to hearing her tell me about it every 6 months. The obsession earlier this year was 9/11. Before that, the Titanic. This time? Hunting for and washing golf balls. Equally as excited to find them as he is to wash them.
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My dental hygienist has a son who gets *really* into things and I look forward to hearing her tell me about it every 6 months. The obsession earlier this year was 9/11. Before that, the Titanic. This time? Hunting for and washing golf balls. Equally as excited to find them as he is to wash them.
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We’ve made adding things to your calendar easy! Download this file. You can’t import it to your calendar, but you can see what it would look like if you could. From there, you can open it in every app except the calendar. (I pause to give a soft, easy chuckle.) Anyway, it really is so, so simple!
April 17, 2024 at 8:03 PM
We’ve made adding things to your calendar easy! Download this file. You can’t import it to your calendar, but you can see what it would look like if you could. From there, you can open it in every app except the calendar. (I pause to give a soft, easy chuckle.) Anyway, it really is so, so simple!
I like the Smithfield Decretals rabbit illustrations of them goin ham on some humans so I embroidered my fav.
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I like the Smithfield Decretals rabbit illustrations of them goin ham on some humans so I embroidered my fav.
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take me to the hospital, no not that one, the one that believes in laughter
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
take me to the hospital, no not that one, the one that believes in laughter
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
Maybe this is the thing that will End All Email.
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Maybe this is the thing that will End All Email.
The siren call, she finally reached me. I am making my first quilt.
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The siren call, she finally reached me. I am making my first quilt.
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Big news: I just successfully took delivery of a package without talking too loud or saying "very thanks" or inexplicably trying to shake hands with the delivery guy
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Big news: I just successfully took delivery of a package without talking too loud or saying "very thanks" or inexplicably trying to shake hands with the delivery guy
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Hoping that today is the day my mind and my body invite me to their group chat
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Hoping that today is the day my mind and my body invite me to their group chat
B2B expert
(Buddy to Buddy)
(Buddy to Buddy)
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
B2B expert
(Buddy to Buddy)
(Buddy to Buddy)
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GHOST OF ME: (watching my corpse get tossed atop a huge pile of bodies) let's fuckin goooo king of the pile
May 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
GHOST OF ME: (watching my corpse get tossed atop a huge pile of bodies) let's fuckin goooo king of the pile
excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable