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Cranny Boy
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indie game developer (CrannyQuest) | head writer at CNN | owner/operator Moon Planet Press + Cranny Cola | interesting unique handsome funny smart nice

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In case if anyone missed it: I included a short story in this month's newsletter called Ahh Brainss feel free to check it out
I need to meet an evil lord
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Ai artists inspire me
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
You have to separate the cranny from the cranny cola
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Reposted by Cranny Boy
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November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Oh hell nah to certain things but yeah
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
That's fine I understand that you're too busy for me, no really it's okay. At least I have a life sized doll version of you that I made and keep in my closet to hangout with
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Austin Powers: Behave now!
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Normalize making plastic doll versions of your friends to hang with when they're too busy to spend time with you
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I swear coffee will have you saying the craziest shit! I just told someone at the bar/restaurant that I like their general vibe and wouldn't mind kicking it with them
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I'm making a plastic doll of my cousin Hugo so that we can hang even when he has to go to the store or wherever he goes to during the day
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I just had coffee right now
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'm looking for a man to hug and kiss
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The Future of Beer
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
They're coming out with a new deadly virus that will ravage the earth
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I see everything every single day. I can't stop seeing every single occurrence of every moment of every day
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Does anyone know if we have Dumb fuck class tomorrow
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Sports will have you rooting for a guy named Van gingkel
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I said "what I said"
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I have an irrational fear of bloodthirsty zombinoid creatures from beyond
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Did you know? Memes are dope
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I'm jorkin my peanits 🤣(from meme)
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Fuck marry kill: one of the da vinky guys, the other one, one of their friends that we don't know or haven't seen
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The da vinki guys are standing outside of my home
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Da vinki!
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Ghosts are dead to me
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM