Naomi Elizabeth
@naomielizabeth.bsky.social
You can’t make me post good on here. Best I can do is bad 🤷♀️
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“Why so serious?”, quipped the Joker, ruefully.
I shot back a skeptical glance. “I’m not serious, and if you were paying attention, you would know that.”
I shot back a skeptical glance. “I’m not serious, and if you were paying attention, you would know that.”
I forgot to post this! Who even simply cares!
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I forgot to post this! Who even simply cares!
Light walked so shadows could run
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Light walked so shadows could run
If you’re looking for an interesting alternative to light, I suggest checking out shadows
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If you’re looking for an interesting alternative to light, I suggest checking out shadows
Crab Man Trilogy
November 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Crab Man Trilogy
I couldn’t pull over to type this so I had to just stop the car when no one was behind me
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I couldn’t pull over to type this so I had to just stop the car when no one was behind me
An apple a day
Is mother and slay
Is mother and slay
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
An apple a day
Is mother and slay
Is mother and slay
I thought this would be bigger news to everyone…
There are people named the costco guys. You’re welcome for this information
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I thought this would be bigger news to everyone…
Never tell me if costco guys teamed up with 5 guys. Let me live in darkness ~
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Never tell me if costco guys teamed up with 5 guys. Let me live in darkness ~
If 1 person cares about the costco guys because of me, then it was all worthwhile
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
If 1 person cares about the costco guys because of me, then it was all worthwhile
There are people named the costco guys. You’re welcome for this information
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
There are people named the costco guys. You’re welcome for this information
Yes, bells are tolling for thee. In our society we get 500 bells tolling an hour and it’s normal
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Yes, bells are tolling for thee. In our society we get 500 bells tolling an hour and it’s normal
They invented a restaurant where you could fit 5 customers
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
They invented a restaurant where you could fit 5 customers
This is so stupid
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This is so stupid
It used to be, you couldn’t even fit 5 whole guys with all their burgers and fries inside the restaurant. Now, all that’s changed,
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It used to be, you couldn’t even fit 5 whole guys with all their burgers and fries inside the restaurant. Now, all that’s changed,
Whose bell keeps tolling? Is that for thee
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Whose bell keeps tolling? Is that for thee
Do offline people think this is not even in English
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Do offline people think this is not even in English
To a petard: Who hoisted you?
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
To a petard: Who hoisted you?
He thinks the ice cubes rattling in the bottom of the tea are creatures to find
November 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
He thinks the ice cubes rattling in the bottom of the tea are creatures to find
(Take the shot voice): Take the sniff
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
(Take the shot voice): Take the sniff
Do you pardon their dust? Y / N
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Do you pardon their dust? Y / N
Thank you for doing this. It is very small
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Thank you for doing this. It is very small
Time to sit back with a cup of water and watch the posts scroll in…
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Time to sit back with a cup of water and watch the posts scroll in…
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His name is ♏️🅰️✝️✝️
His name is ♏️🅰️✝️✝️
☪️0️⃣♏️3️⃣ 0️⃣♑️ 🐁
♑️3️⃣❎✝️ 🐁
♑️3️⃣❎✝️ 🐁
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
🐁 🆗 ♏️🅰️✝️✝️
His name is ♏️🅰️✝️✝️
His name is ♏️🅰️✝️✝️
Come on rat next rat
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Come on rat next rat
☪️0️⃣♏️3️⃣ 0️⃣♑️ 🐁
♑️3️⃣❎✝️ 🐁
♑️3️⃣❎✝️ 🐁
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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♑️3️⃣❎✝️ 🐁
♑️3️⃣❎✝️ 🐁