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Naomi Elizabeth
@naomielizabeth.bsky.social
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You can’t make me post good on here. Best I can do is bad 🤷‍♀️
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · Jan 7
“Why so serious?”, quipped the Joker, ruefully.

I shot back a skeptical glance. “I’m not serious, and if you were paying attention, you would know that.”
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 12h
Sorry for getting all Wikipedia on everyone, but remember when I was passing out in France from walking all day and I went past a functioning school of oceanography with old time fish art all over …
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 12h
People can’t even see this probably or know about it …
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 19h
I’m not even fluent in sarcasm I just know this one phrase
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 20h
I sure hope a little seahorse doesn’t float past me in the water and say neigh
/sarcasm
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 22h
There are all different photos and videos on my Pa - treon … my name there is NaomiElizabeth … 🫡✅
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 1d
It’s literally easy. Smdh
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 1d
Seal got kissed by a rose and you didn’t. You could have kissed a rose this whole time.
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 2d
Look up. Do you see the beans twinkling in the night sky
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 2d
Coffee is all around us #universe
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 2d
A chipmunk standing and the words bom Dia
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 3d
Something about this reminded me of a spooky experience
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 4d
Are you ready to celebrate
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · Sep 3
This holiday! Celebrate with Transylvania Freak Bites ©️
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 4d
I could have used this letter and number today but it’s bedtime… noooo
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 4d
Gerbils in an egg carton please help me. I encountered too many aggressive performative people in a row. Erase my memory gerbils!
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 4d
He said he’s a man and he doesn’t want to wear this. I said in fact all your stuff was chopped off
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 5d
Ham alert #livingham
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 5d
Friend: Stop doing that!
Me: Todo bueno
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 6d
Friend: Are you pretending to be an international reviewer on Amazon again
Me: Excelente producto
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 6d
Internacionele
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 6d
I love this kind of reviews
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 6d
This is a superfood and an advanced food and much to think about
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 7d
I’m trying caramel popcorn with matcha powder on it… bane voice… this could be extremely painful ……… for you
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 7d
The classic Famous Two who we all know
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 7d
I just saw 2 celebrities 💅🍀
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 7d
This is a lot to read that’s why my followers are very smart
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