brent
@murrman5.bsky.social
Rest in peace to the best
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Rest in peace to the best
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[wife replies to text that I found a genie]
dont do a thing im almost home
[she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]
dont do a thing im almost home
[she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
[wife replies to text that I found a genie]
dont do a thing im almost home
[she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]
dont do a thing im almost home
[she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]
a cornish hen sounds like what British people would call a pretty lady
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
a cornish hen sounds like what British people would call a pretty lady
waiting in line for 45 minutes to ask neil degrass tyson a question and the question contains the word smell-o-vision
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
waiting in line for 45 minutes to ask neil degrass tyson a question and the question contains the word smell-o-vision
[watching Jesus come out the cave after being cruicified] we get tomorrow off now
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
[watching Jesus come out the cave after being cruicified] we get tomorrow off now
you should be able to have entrance music in court
November 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
you should be able to have entrance music in court
me: pickle ass name
HR: you cant say that
me: you’re just mad we broke up
HR: you can’t talk about that
me: I can
HR: can’t
me: try and stop me
coworker matthew gherkin: I should go
HR: you cant say that
me: you’re just mad we broke up
HR: you can’t talk about that
me: I can
HR: can’t
me: try and stop me
coworker matthew gherkin: I should go
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
me: pickle ass name
HR: you cant say that
me: you’re just mad we broke up
HR: you can’t talk about that
me: I can
HR: can’t
me: try and stop me
coworker matthew gherkin: I should go
HR: you cant say that
me: you’re just mad we broke up
HR: you can’t talk about that
me: I can
HR: can’t
me: try and stop me
coworker matthew gherkin: I should go
me on deathbed: a squatty potty but for pissing
my kids: you sit down on it?
me: *shakes my head no before dying*
my kids: you sit down on it?
me: *shakes my head no before dying*
November 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
me on deathbed: a squatty potty but for pissing
my kids: you sit down on it?
me: *shakes my head no before dying*
my kids: you sit down on it?
me: *shakes my head no before dying*
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You ever watched a movie youre supposed to like but you watch it and of course it sucks?
@nafmcpodcast.bsky.social
Watched
Manhattan Murder Mystery
New York City @thenatewolf.bsky.social
Angelica Huston @murrman5.bsky.social
Mrs. Alan Alda @ladybroseph.bsky.social
open.spotify.com/episode/0Nvb...
@nafmcpodcast.bsky.social
Watched
Manhattan Murder Mystery
New York City @thenatewolf.bsky.social
Angelica Huston @murrman5.bsky.social
Mrs. Alan Alda @ladybroseph.bsky.social
open.spotify.com/episode/0Nvb...
Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993)
open.spotify.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
You ever watched a movie youre supposed to like but you watch it and of course it sucks?
@nafmcpodcast.bsky.social
Watched
Manhattan Murder Mystery
New York City @thenatewolf.bsky.social
Angelica Huston @murrman5.bsky.social
Mrs. Alan Alda @ladybroseph.bsky.social
open.spotify.com/episode/0Nvb...
@nafmcpodcast.bsky.social
Watched
Manhattan Murder Mystery
New York City @thenatewolf.bsky.social
Angelica Huston @murrman5.bsky.social
Mrs. Alan Alda @ladybroseph.bsky.social
open.spotify.com/episode/0Nvb...
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As the only First Wives Club member of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social its my honor to promote female led mid 90s cinema.
Join us it's a social service
Carrie Bradshaw @thenatewolf.bsky.social
Bette Midler @murrman5.bsky.social
Morty @ladybroseph.bsky.social
open.spotify.com/episode/2hAy...
Join us it's a social service
Carrie Bradshaw @thenatewolf.bsky.social
Bette Midler @murrman5.bsky.social
Morty @ladybroseph.bsky.social
open.spotify.com/episode/2hAy...
The First Wives Club (1996)
open.spotify.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
As the only First Wives Club member of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social its my honor to promote female led mid 90s cinema.
Join us it's a social service
Carrie Bradshaw @thenatewolf.bsky.social
Bette Midler @murrman5.bsky.social
Morty @ladybroseph.bsky.social
open.spotify.com/episode/2hAy...
Join us it's a social service
Carrie Bradshaw @thenatewolf.bsky.social
Bette Midler @murrman5.bsky.social
Morty @ladybroseph.bsky.social
open.spotify.com/episode/2hAy...
NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ FIRST WIVES CLUB
-John Wayne Gacy for some reason
-big dawg needs a big bowl
-8 hours
-cozween
-long underwear
-7th hell
-Dewey doc Hudson
-quiz, medals and ratings
open.spotify.com/episode/2hAy...
podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...
-John Wayne Gacy for some reason
-big dawg needs a big bowl
-8 hours
-cozween
-long underwear
-7th hell
-Dewey doc Hudson
-quiz, medals and ratings
open.spotify.com/episode/2hAy...
podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ FIRST WIVES CLUB
-John Wayne Gacy for some reason
-big dawg needs a big bowl
-8 hours
-cozween
-long underwear
-7th hell
-Dewey doc Hudson
-quiz, medals and ratings
open.spotify.com/episode/2hAy...
podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...
-John Wayne Gacy for some reason
-big dawg needs a big bowl
-8 hours
-cozween
-long underwear
-7th hell
-Dewey doc Hudson
-quiz, medals and ratings
open.spotify.com/episode/2hAy...
podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...
[while laying in the tub for 35 minutes] what about a cologne that smells like cereal?
[adding more hot water to the tub] but what cereal?
[adding more hot water to the tub] but what cereal?
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
[while laying in the tub for 35 minutes] what about a cologne that smells like cereal?
[adding more hot water to the tub] but what cereal?
[adding more hot water to the tub] but what cereal?
[about to confuse everyone at the party] I mean obviously you have to separate the art from the artist but orville redenbacher makes the best popcorn
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
[about to confuse everyone at the party] I mean obviously you have to separate the art from the artist but orville redenbacher makes the best popcorn
news reporter: so you really saw an alien and aren't just saying that to get on tv?
me with better haircut than usual: yeah that's right
me with better haircut than usual: yeah that's right
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
news reporter: so you really saw an alien and aren't just saying that to get on tv?
me with better haircut than usual: yeah that's right
me with better haircut than usual: yeah that's right
Me after jigsaw explains my saw game but it doesn’t involve any eye stuff
a group of basketball players are sitting in a row wearing red shirts with heat on them
ALT: a group of basketball players are sitting in a row wearing red shirts with heat on them
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Me after jigsaw explains my saw game but it doesn’t involve any eye stuff
my neighbour ryan: I was at a zombie walk we all dressup and walk around downtown
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
my neighbour ryan: I was at a zombie walk we all dressup and walk around downtown
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
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It's Halloween and on @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social we watched X, a sexy slasher!
Join
The first person to die
@thenatewolf.bsky.social
Jena Ortega stalker
@murrman5.bsky.social
Men's bikini brief enthusiast
@ladybroseph.bsky.social
Like & share for candy
spotify.link/oYu0SsbUUXb
Join
The first person to die
@thenatewolf.bsky.social
Jena Ortega stalker
@murrman5.bsky.social
Men's bikini brief enthusiast
@ladybroseph.bsky.social
Like & share for candy
spotify.link/oYu0SsbUUXb
X (2022)
spotify.link
October 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It's Halloween and on @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social we watched X, a sexy slasher!
Join
The first person to die
@thenatewolf.bsky.social
Jena Ortega stalker
@murrman5.bsky.social
Men's bikini brief enthusiast
@ladybroseph.bsky.social
Like & share for candy
spotify.link/oYu0SsbUUXb
Join
The first person to die
@thenatewolf.bsky.social
Jena Ortega stalker
@murrman5.bsky.social
Men's bikini brief enthusiast
@ladybroseph.bsky.social
Like & share for candy
spotify.link/oYu0SsbUUXb
NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ X
-Jules trolling
-Reginald Veljohnson
-the golden bird
-FK Twigs
-nightgown off
-Pearl
-Troy
-medals and ratings
spotify.link/uqRXLKYcTXb
podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the…
-Jules trolling
-Reginald Veljohnson
-the golden bird
-FK Twigs
-nightgown off
-Pearl
-Troy
-medals and ratings
spotify.link/uqRXLKYcTXb
podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the…
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ X
-Jules trolling
-Reginald Veljohnson
-the golden bird
-FK Twigs
-nightgown off
-Pearl
-Troy
-medals and ratings
spotify.link/uqRXLKYcTXb
podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the…
-Jules trolling
-Reginald Veljohnson
-the golden bird
-FK Twigs
-nightgown off
-Pearl
-Troy
-medals and ratings
spotify.link/uqRXLKYcTXb
podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the…
dracula is the best costume because you can wear most of it and still go to a wedding
October 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
dracula is the best costume because you can wear most of it and still go to a wedding
[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
the sound that sneakers make on a basketball court but when you're brushing your teeth
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
the sound that sneakers make on a basketball court but when you're brushing your teeth
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Yes, the Grink *was* there. He was there for *me*, Bryan, in ways you haven’t been. And, you know, it’s just so fucking *you* to keep bringing him up like it’s some kind of gotcha. This was never about me or my mistakes, it’s about your insecurity and I’m sick of it. At least the Grink was *there*
October 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Yes, the Grink *was* there. He was there for *me*, Bryan, in ways you haven’t been. And, you know, it’s just so fucking *you* to keep bringing him up like it’s some kind of gotcha. This was never about me or my mistakes, it’s about your insecurity and I’m sick of it. At least the Grink was *there*
if I was a therapist I would just say old blues lyrics. Why you chasin ghosts that pay no rent?
October 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
if I was a therapist I would just say old blues lyrics. Why you chasin ghosts that pay no rent?