harpy
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came back to bsky to share some advice from a medieval French courtesy manual:
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
January 16, 2026 at 1:46 PM
came back to bsky to share some advice from a medieval French courtesy manual:
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
a good nickname for someone who is known for both their smarts as well as their big beautiful hog could be "the genius with the penis"
January 16, 2026 at 1:24 PM
a good nickname for someone who is known for both their smarts as well as their big beautiful hog could be "the genius with the penis"
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God I love watching local news in a hotel room, I’m in San Francisco and they’re doing a story about a Taco Bell Cantina opening at Fisherman’s Wharf and it ended with one anchor saying to the other, “We’ve gotta check that out”
January 16, 2026 at 7:20 AM
God I love watching local news in a hotel room, I’m in San Francisco and they’re doing a story about a Taco Bell Cantina opening at Fisherman’s Wharf and it ended with one anchor saying to the other, “We’ve gotta check that out”
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me (flirting): good day. I hope you are well. (long pause). well. see you later
January 16, 2026 at 10:47 AM
me (flirting): good day. I hope you are well. (long pause). well. see you later
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January 16, 2026 at 11:24 AM
I'd probably marry sans chivalry but I wouldn't do anal unless he killed someone
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I'd probably marry sans chivalry but I wouldn't do anal unless he killed someone
hit me with your best truck,
fire away...
fire away...
January 16, 2026 at 3:13 AM
hit me with your best truck,
fire away...
fire away...
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i need to find a career that celebrates my proclivity for being taciturn and mentally lazy
January 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
i need to find a career that celebrates my proclivity for being taciturn and mentally lazy
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I showed my bluesky account to my psychiatrist and she said I could pick whatever medication I want
October 21, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I showed my bluesky account to my psychiatrist and she said I could pick whatever medication I want
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maybe i should become a dour ranch hand in the background of one of those Perry Mason episodes where he solves a crime while on vacation
January 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
maybe i should become a dour ranch hand in the background of one of those Perry Mason episodes where he solves a crime while on vacation
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I love having huge perfect tits, it’s the one thing that keeps me going most days
January 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I love having huge perfect tits, it’s the one thing that keeps me going most days
(got my vaginoplasty using similar methods but I also had a job that gave me paid time off and that I could do from my couch, which is hard to find. they also loaned me like 8k and then laid me off and so far seem to feel bad enough about the latter to not bring up the former, lmao)
January 16, 2026 at 12:32 AM
(got my vaginoplasty using similar methods but I also had a job that gave me paid time off and that I could do from my couch, which is hard to find. they also loaned me like 8k and then laid me off and so far seem to feel bad enough about the latter to not bring up the former, lmao)
(they cost 7k and I'm not at all I'm paycheck to paycheck I just had decent enough credit to get a 5k line in carecredit and my bank gave me a 2500 personal loan. if you've been thinking about it and get the chance I'd say do it while you are young enough to have fun and society hasn't collapsed)
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
(they cost 7k and I'm not at all I'm paycheck to paycheck I just had decent enough credit to get a 5k line in carecredit and my bank gave me a 2500 personal loan. if you've been thinking about it and get the chance I'd say do it while you are young enough to have fun and society hasn't collapsed)
lmao was just comparing the clutch pull on my (relatively) modern bike to my bike that's (just barely) older than me and holy shit, that's a world of difference
January 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
lmao was just comparing the clutch pull on my (relatively) modern bike to my bike that's (just barely) older than me and holy shit, that's a world of difference
as an aside I'm not wearing a bra they just look like that. finally gonna pay them off when my 401k cash-out processes
went through my wardrobe and the only jacket i own that is tailored and therefore fits my amazonian bod well enough to not make me so frustrated that i throw and break things because I'm uncomfortable is my motorcycle jacket so i guess I'll just have to keep adding layers and looking like a badass
January 15, 2026 at 11:59 PM
as an aside I'm not wearing a bra they just look like that. finally gonna pay them off when my 401k cash-out processes
everything else has that fucking elastic in the cuffs and the arms are 2 or 3 inches too short and sometimes I can do it if I have gloves on but right now it's making me insane
January 15, 2026 at 11:57 PM
everything else has that fucking elastic in the cuffs and the arms are 2 or 3 inches too short and sometimes I can do it if I have gloves on but right now it's making me insane
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went through my wardrobe and the only jacket i own that is tailored and therefore fits my amazonian bod well enough to not make me so frustrated that i throw and break things because I'm uncomfortable is my motorcycle jacket so i guess I'll just have to keep adding layers and looking like a badass
January 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
went through my wardrobe and the only jacket i own that is tailored and therefore fits my amazonian bod well enough to not make me so frustrated that i throw and break things because I'm uncomfortable is my motorcycle jacket so i guess I'll just have to keep adding layers and looking like a badass
yeah they look great, and I'd rather be able to pull the clutch all the way in with two fingers for stoplights and such. even with the stock adjusters I always worried i was gonna cook it if i did that
January 15, 2026 at 11:33 PM
yeah they look great, and I'd rather be able to pull the clutch all the way in with two fingers for stoplights and such. even with the stock adjusters I always worried i was gonna cook it if i did that
if anyone does the same swap i had to reuse the metal bushing from the clutch but not the brake, and make sure to grease the barrels of the bolts my 7500k mile ones were bone dry
January 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
if anyone does the same swap i had to reuse the metal bushing from the clutch but not the brake, and make sure to grease the barrels of the bolts my 7500k mile ones were bone dry
ouch, I've thankfully not lost the use of a clutch yet on a bike but the idea has worried me. these are supposed to be billet aluminum and they def feel like it www.jpr-performance.com
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January 15, 2026 at 11:14 PM
ouch, I've thankfully not lost the use of a clutch yet on a bike but the idea has worried me. these are supposed to be billet aluminum and they def feel like it www.jpr-performance.com