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she/her 18+ if you haunt my media tab you should tip me:
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January 16, 2026 at 1:25 PM
hi!
January 16, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Reposted by harpy
maybe i should become a dour ranch hand in the background of one of those Perry Mason episodes where he solves a crime while on vacation
January 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
(got my vaginoplasty using similar methods but I also had a job that gave me paid time off and that I could do from my couch, which is hard to find. they also loaned me like 8k and then laid me off and so far seem to feel bad enough about the latter to not bring up the former, lmao)
January 16, 2026 at 12:32 AM
(they cost 7k and I'm not at all I'm paycheck to paycheck I just had decent enough credit to get a 5k line in carecredit and my bank gave me a 2500 personal loan. if you've been thinking about it and get the chance I'd say do it while you are young enough to have fun and society hasn't collapsed)
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
lmao was just comparing the clutch pull on my (relatively) modern bike to my bike that's (just barely) older than me and holy shit, that's a world of difference
January 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
everything else has that fucking elastic in the cuffs and the arms are 2 or 3 inches too short and sometimes I can do it if I have gloves on but right now it's making me insane
January 15, 2026 at 11:57 PM