Cricket
banner
manicpanic.bsky.social
Cricket
@manicpanic.bsky.social
They/them. Queer. Dynamite with a laser beam. Makes art. Occasionally slutty. MDNI
Pinned
I bet if I sexted with that asteroid I could make it come pretty fast
Sure sex is great but have you ever gotten into clean bedding with freshly shaved legs
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
My actual toxic trait is how my brain will refute all evidence of anything positive and instead will go all in on confirmation bias to turn it all into evidence that I don’t deserve love
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
As a wise bard once said “I’m so sick of online love”
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Deep diving into the screenshots of old love letters (texts) - super great idea always 😂😭
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Friend was asking me today how I tolerate jealousy when partners have other partners and honestly to me there’s just something so special and nearly intoxicating to know that someone chooses you over and over again even though they have other people in their lives that they love
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Having a partner over for an intimate thanksgiving just the two of us and this feels like one of the most grown-up things I’ve ever done, choosing exactly who I want to spend a holiday with and not succumbing to any pressure to be around anyone I don’t want to be around
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This year I will be fighting seasonal depression by engaging in fun winter hobbies such as complaining about the cold and drinking red wine
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Doctor asked me if one of my perimenopause symptoms was a decrease in sex drive and my verbatim answer was “no I’m consistently feral and horny.”
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Partner cooked me a delicious dinner and is sending me home with lunch tomorrow 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Real homies dont comment on your posts they send you a screenshot of your post and comment privately in your text thread

(It’s me I’m real homies)
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I’m polyamorous because the only thing I can commit to is the bit
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Proof that you can still get it even when you’re entering your crone era
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
At the Patti Smith show and some boomer asshole asked me to SIT DOWN because I was dancing in front of her

Like this badass bitch used to play at CBGB it would be an absolute insult to fucking SIT DOWN while she slays in front of me
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Being a people pleaser is so pointless?? Nobody is ever pleased just do what you want babes
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Super opposed to misgendering anyone except cis men because calling them “baby girl” condescendingly is so fun
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
So tired of cis opinions on puberty blockers!! Shut up!! Unless you know what you’re fucking talking about!!! Okay!! Bye
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Got asked for a daytime date on Sunday and after I said yes they suggested GOING FOR A RUN

Friend unless you’re suggesting I run from the car to the nearest restaurant with mimosas I don’t think so
November 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Reposted by Cricket
gonna go bleed out in the middle of the street anyone want anything
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Reposted by Cricket
how about we kiss about it
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Have just learned that when my first grader’s classmates call his sister a boy he is very vocal and adamant that she is a girl and she is his sister 😭❤️
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Sex so good he doesn’t even wash his face afterwards so he can smell you on his beard all day
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Reposted by Cricket
there's a heart under these boobs, just so you know
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Was checking my lipstick in my camera and accidentally took a selfie at the precise moment a cute girl called me “beautiful” 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Just remembered I dreamed I got blocked by my best friend so that explains the low level of panic that’s persisted throughout my morning 😭
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The Governors Awards were held the other day and usually it’s a fairly meh event fashion-wise but this year was almost Oscar level - considering doing a lil fashion microblogging for y’all today, it’s been a while!!
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM