Random Muser
@randommuser.bsky.social
I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2026 is all about acquiring a cat
2026 is all about acquiring a cat
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lots of times when I’m having a bad day I realize I wasn’t listening to music
🎵 music is therapy 🎶
🎵 music is therapy 🎶
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write drunk edit sober hemmingway said but he never had social media so
January 21, 2026 at 7:50 AM
write drunk edit sober hemmingway said but he never had social media so
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Schrödinger’s Air Force One
January 21, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Schrödinger’s Air Force One
is this a no new news is good news type thing
January 21, 2026 at 7:37 AM
is this a no new news is good news type thing
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One great horned owl fixes me hot chocolate while the other pulls the comforter to my chin.
January 21, 2026 at 6:25 AM
One great horned owl fixes me hot chocolate while the other pulls the comforter to my chin.
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post a great jorts song from your playlist:
I would do anything for love (but I won't wear jorts)
I would do anything for love (but I won't wear jorts)
Post a great jorts song from your playlist:
Is There Something I Should Jorts?
Is There Something I Should Jorts?
post a great jorts song from your playlist:
Jorts of Cydonia!
Jorts of Cydonia!
January 21, 2026 at 7:29 AM
post a great jorts song from your playlist:
I would do anything for love (but I won't wear jorts)
I would do anything for love (but I won't wear jorts)
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(Still holding onto a tiny bit of hope for a Succession, Season 4, Episode 3, scenario, ngl…)
January 21, 2026 at 5:53 AM
(Still holding onto a tiny bit of hope for a Succession, Season 4, Episode 3, scenario, ngl…)
Pick up the nearest book. Open to page 42 and post your second sentence. Add #page42 and include this rule.
“A kindly creature but not the right person for Megan.”
“A kindly creature but not the right person for Megan.”
Pick up the nearest book. Open to page 42 and post your second sentence. Add #page42 and include this rule.
"I will, in fact, personally track you down and attempt to defile and mock your poor, no, terrible choice in footwear."
"I will, in fact, personally track you down and attempt to defile and mock your poor, no, terrible choice in footwear."
Pick up the nearest book. Open to page 42 and post your second sentence. Add #page42 and include this rule as a reply.
"I feel as if she is seeing into the core of my being.”
"I feel as if she is seeing into the core of my being.”
January 21, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Pick up the nearest book. Open to page 42 and post your second sentence. Add #page42 and include this rule.
“A kindly creature but not the right person for Megan.”
“A kindly creature but not the right person for Megan.”
*I’m always missing stuff so I’m almost certainly not ignoring anyone
Am I the only one not getting all their reply notifications?
If so, it’s just my adhd.
If so/if not, I’m sorry if I missed something so make sure I see it.
If so, it’s just my adhd.
If so/if not, I’m sorry if I missed something so make sure I see it.
January 21, 2026 at 4:49 AM
*I’m always missing stuff so I’m almost certainly not ignoring anyone
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You all making posting nonsense worth it.
January 20, 2026 at 10:48 PM
You all making posting nonsense worth it.
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friendly neighborhood barred attorney telling you to never put your ID on your phone
iPhone driver’s licenses: Here are all the states working on support
iPhone driver’s licenses: Here are all the states working on support
At WWDC 2021, Apple announced support for adding driver’s licenses and state IDs to Apple Wallet. Since then, over a dozen states in the United States have rolled out support for the platform.
As that number continues to grow, here’s where driver’s licenses and state IDs could come next …
more…
9to5mac.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:42 PM
friendly neighborhood barred attorney telling you to never put your ID on your phone
@augustagoose.bsky.social I hope you’re ok, I miss you… shmoops 💕
January 21, 2026 at 2:53 AM
@augustagoose.bsky.social I hope you’re ok, I miss you… shmoops 💕
me inserting myself into a 2 person conversation
two dogs are kissing each other with a tennis ball in their mouth ..
Alt: two dogs are kissing each other with a tennis ball in their mouth. A third dog behind them puts his head on top of theirs.
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:49 AM
me inserting myself into a 2 person conversation
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Social media is wild, I can have a conversation thread in a thirst post with an Australian grandma and I’m not sure if she’s into me or just likes conversation…
January 20, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Social media is wild, I can have a conversation thread in a thirst post with an Australian grandma and I’m not sure if she’s into me or just likes conversation…
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ralph wiggums shitposts unbangers
January 20, 2026 at 9:21 PM
ralph wiggums shitposts unbangers
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I want people to love me and also to stay the fuck away
January 21, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I want people to love me and also to stay the fuck away
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I’m not gross, you’re gross.
Ok I’m kinda gross.
Ok I’m kinda gross.
January 20, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I’m not gross, you’re gross.
Ok I’m kinda gross.
Ok I’m kinda gross.
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imagine golfing with me
wrong, more weed
wrong, more weed
January 21, 2026 at 1:02 AM
imagine golfing with me
wrong, more weed
wrong, more weed
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This Tuesday could’ve been an email.
January 20, 2026 at 9:07 PM
This Tuesday could’ve been an email.
how did usha get pregnant, wrong answers only
January 21, 2026 at 2:00 AM
how did usha get pregnant, wrong answers only
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Is there any grass I can touch online?
January 21, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Is there any grass I can touch online?
gonna need ALL the good vibes to make it through the week
January 21, 2026 at 1:48 AM
gonna need ALL the good vibes to make it through the week
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The crapping will continue until morale improves.
(This is a butthole skeet)
(This is a butthole skeet)
The fapping will continue until morale improves
The bapping will continue until morale improves
January 21, 2026 at 1:26 AM
The crapping will continue until morale improves.
(This is a butthole skeet)
(This is a butthole skeet)
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Welcome to bluesky. Sure, your first week you’re tentatively sharing nature pics and safe jokes.
Two years in, you’re debating the nuances of Shrek’s dick.
Two years in, you’re debating the nuances of Shrek’s dick.
January 21, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Welcome to bluesky. Sure, your first week you’re tentatively sharing nature pics and safe jokes.
Two years in, you’re debating the nuances of Shrek’s dick.
Two years in, you’re debating the nuances of Shrek’s dick.
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2002: Oh no people are gonna hate Americans forever
2012: Hey that wasn't so bad
2026: Oh dear
2012: Hey that wasn't so bad
2026: Oh dear
January 20, 2026 at 10:15 PM
2002: Oh no people are gonna hate Americans forever
2012: Hey that wasn't so bad
2026: Oh dear
2012: Hey that wasn't so bad
2026: Oh dear