Random Muser
@randommuser.bsky.social
I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2026 is all about acquiring a cat
2026 is all about acquiring a cat
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lots of times when I’m having a bad day I realize I wasn’t listening to music
🎵 music is therapy 🎶
🎵 music is therapy 🎶
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🎵 raindrops refuse to follow back 🎵
January 20, 2026 at 7:13 PM
🎵 raindrops refuse to follow back 🎵
follow me if you like trainwrecks
January 20, 2026 at 7:18 PM
follow me if you like trainwrecks
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my toxic trait is thinking one more coffee will solve this *waves hand*
January 20, 2026 at 6:47 PM
my toxic trait is thinking one more coffee will solve this *waves hand*
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What can I say, I'm not the same person from this morning who said you'd have a draft this afternoon
January 20, 2026 at 6:41 PM
What can I say, I'm not the same person from this morning who said you'd have a draft this afternoon
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If I ever ask you if you’re okay, it’s because I want you to say yes and explain what that feels like to me.
January 20, 2026 at 7:03 PM
If I ever ask you if you’re okay, it’s because I want you to say yes and explain what that feels like to me.
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How am I so far behind on this year already?
January 20, 2026 at 4:14 PM
How am I so far behind on this year already?
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That's not very nice
My alt is a fit business douche that uses words like synergize unironically
my alt is a modestly dressed proper lady reminding you all that everything you do here is a mortal sin. she sits with her back straight and her knees together and is a total drag.
January 20, 2026 at 5:44 PM
That's not very nice
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Aw! Thanks doll! 🫶💙
My alt is someone hot. keep that in mind when y’all are shamelessly flirting 😈
January 20, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Aw! Thanks doll! 🫶💙
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Lilla Cabot Perry (1848-1933) US painter who worked in the American Impressionist style, and whose mentor was Claude Monet #womensart
January 20, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Lilla Cabot Perry (1848-1933) US painter who worked in the American Impressionist style, and whose mentor was Claude Monet #womensart
My alt is someone hot. keep that in mind when y’all are shamelessly flirting 😈
January 20, 2026 at 4:52 PM
My alt is someone hot. keep that in mind when y’all are shamelessly flirting 😈
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a few years ago i read the real story behind why virginia woolf filled her pockets with rocks and walked into a river and drowned herself.
and i said, “how could anyone?”
but the state of the world now compared to the state of the world she lived in are not too different.
and i said, “how could anyone?”
but the state of the world now compared to the state of the world she lived in are not too different.
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 PM
a few years ago i read the real story behind why virginia woolf filled her pockets with rocks and walked into a river and drowned herself.
and i said, “how could anyone?”
but the state of the world now compared to the state of the world she lived in are not too different.
and i said, “how could anyone?”
but the state of the world now compared to the state of the world she lived in are not too different.
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The feminine urge to languish in bed all day.
January 20, 2026 at 2:35 PM
The feminine urge to languish in bed all day.
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The good news is I slept in. The bad news is I wasn't supposed to.
January 20, 2026 at 12:46 PM
The good news is I slept in. The bad news is I wasn't supposed to.
a social media app where pictures of humans are banned sounds amazing
January 20, 2026 at 12:34 PM
a social media app where pictures of humans are banned sounds amazing
ditzy only works if you’re cute
January 20, 2026 at 12:19 PM
ditzy only works if you’re cute
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Has anyone seen my horn? You can't miss it, it's green!
January 20, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Has anyone seen my horn? You can't miss it, it's green!
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this is having the opposite intended effect
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 AM
this is having the opposite intended effect
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Buying bananas just to peel something
January 20, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Buying bananas just to peel something
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Ranking All Seven Samurai:
1. #7
2. #1
3 #4
4. #6
5. #5
6. #2
7. #3
1. #7
2. #1
3 #4
4. #6
5. #5
6. #2
7. #3
January 20, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Ranking All Seven Samurai:
1. #7
2. #1
3 #4
4. #6
5. #5
6. #2
7. #3
1. #7
2. #1
3 #4
4. #6
5. #5
6. #2
7. #3
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When I tell you that they absolutely do not know this man...
dont believe anything they tell you.
Let HIM tell his own story
dont believe anything they tell you.
Let HIM tell his own story
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 AM
When I tell you that they absolutely do not know this man...
dont believe anything they tell you.
Let HIM tell his own story
dont believe anything they tell you.
Let HIM tell his own story
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Just a few more strongly worded letters from dem reps with a couple of petitions should get us back on track
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Just a few more strongly worded letters from dem reps with a couple of petitions should get us back on track
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y'all we are only going to get through this year if we post lots of really stupid shit together
January 20, 2026 at 12:40 AM
y'all we are only going to get through this year if we post lots of really stupid shit together
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Glad you liked my recommendation, but I wish you weren't so surprised that it was good.
January 20, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Glad you liked my recommendation, but I wish you weren't so surprised that it was good.