Random Muser
@randommuser.bsky.social
I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
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RIP to the banger I was thinking of when falling asleep and thought for sure I would remember later
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
Let’s make this house arrest a home arrest
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Let’s make this house arrest a home arrest
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I like a quote post because it's two opportunities for me to not get the joke.
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I like a quote post because it's two opportunities for me to not get the joke.
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My doctor said I should avoid too much excitement so I won’t be using exclamation points for a while.
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
My doctor said I should avoid too much excitement so I won’t be using exclamation points for a while.
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I don’t use PayPal very often so it’s more of a PayAcquaintance
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I don’t use PayPal very often so it’s more of a PayAcquaintance
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Sometimes when I write the word queue I enjoy the repeated "ue" part of it so much that I get carried away and do it too many times.
If you want to complain about this, take a ticket and join the queueueueueueueue
If you want to complain about this, take a ticket and join the queueueueueueueue
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Sometimes when I write the word queue I enjoy the repeated "ue" part of it so much that I get carried away and do it too many times.
If you want to complain about this, take a ticket and join the queueueueueueueue
If you want to complain about this, take a ticket and join the queueueueueueueue
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when @ama-thyst.bsky.social tries to teach me the æ sound
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
when @ama-thyst.bsky.social tries to teach me the æ sound
I think I’m going to make a key lime pie tomorrow
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I think I’m going to make a key lime pie tomorrow
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inside me are two burritos, they were delicious
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Mr. Brightside by The Killers on Apple Music
Song · 2003 · Duration 3:42
music.apple.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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No one talks about how impressive it is that Mark Kelly got off that island.
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
No one talks about how impressive it is that Mark Kelly got off that island.
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Gary rolled and stacked pumpkins against the doors and windows hoping to keep the flood of Christmas decorations out for just 2 more days.
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Gary rolled and stacked pumpkins against the doors and windows hoping to keep the flood of Christmas decorations out for just 2 more days.
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Why’d we call it a sad drunk girl when “fortified whine” was right there?
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Why’d we call it a sad drunk girl when “fortified whine” was right there?
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It was over when they made the Internet easy for stupid people to use
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
It was over when they made the Internet easy for stupid people to use
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cranberry sauce candy corn
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Browsing the snacks at the gas station counter and asking when the Black Friday deals start
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Browsing the snacks at the gas station counter and asking when the Black Friday deals start
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ordering a “Philadelphia cheesesteak sandwich” and getting my ass kicked
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ordering a “Philadelphia cheesesteak sandwich” and getting my ass kicked
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I wish I could travel back in time to pelt Isaac Newton with different kinds of fruit to see if that inspires any other theories.
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I wish I could travel back in time to pelt Isaac Newton with different kinds of fruit to see if that inspires any other theories.
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They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
I’m a polygon of virtue
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I’m a polygon of virtue
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My frappe brings five or six boys to the yard.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My frappe brings five or six boys to the yard.
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I’ve don’t use Google. I text my friend Randall who used to be a dental assistant
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’ve don’t use Google. I text my friend Randall who used to be a dental assistant
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My game is like 98% shame.
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My game is like 98% shame.
post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
post a famous bathroom scene
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You can tell how hard I’m procrastinating because I’m posting hot takes on Bluesky.
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You can tell how hard I’m procrastinating because I’m posting hot takes on Bluesky.