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Random Mummy

@randommuser.bsky.social

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I’m a pacifistic murderbot.

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · Jul 10

*taps mike*

I’d like to take a moment to thank all my non-bot followers. There may be dozens of you.

Bleep bloop blop to the bots.

But seriously, I love you guys, you’re great.

Don’t hesitate to let me know if you have any questions. I’ll probably never answer them, but don’t hesitate.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14h

Currently making cardboard cutouts of your pfp for when you disappear to Mastodon.

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 5h

I don’t want to brag, so I keep my life subpar

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 6h

You are an angel 🙏

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 6h

Purty 😍

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 6h

I move in silence 👻

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 7h

Heh, I always have to have even numbers for the volume (exception if they end in 5)

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Crappybarbara @rodentunusualsize.bsky.social · 18h

I've gotten into trudging lately

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 8h

have they outlawed reskeeting?

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 8h

Rob! Rob, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Zombie!

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 8h

River!

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 9h

Founder of Antifa

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 8h

Definitely good, go you 🏆

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 9h

🦃🤔

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 9h

Yeah, that tracks. I don’t think I’ve watched The Simpsons in about 15 years. Which still means I watched about 20 years of Simpsons 🤯

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 9h

This is the correct answer thank you

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 9h

Likewise if you’re ever in the Bay Area! 🥰

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 9h

Me too. It cracks me tf up

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 9h

I hear that, I am personally questioning if I want to stay a mummy after Halloween…

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Ivana Knapp @ivanaknapp.bsky.social · 9h

I feel super duper seen

McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10h

"Strengths include the ability to work independently for years or even decades with minimal feedback and/or praise, as well as a marked level of comfort working with antiquated systems, outdated standards, and unending group email chains."