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Random Mummy

@randommuser.bsky.social

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I’m a pacifistic murderbot.

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · Jul 10

*taps mike*

I’d like to take a moment to thank all my non-bot followers. There may be dozens of you.

Bleep bloop blop to the bots.

But seriously, I love you guys, you’re great.

Don’t hesitate to let me know if you have any questions. I’ll probably never answer them, but don’t hesitate.

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 4h

I am so jealous. Just gotta remind myself I’ll still be on Sunday when it’s Monday for you…

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 4h

Did he remind you by yelling “why the hell are you calling at 3 am?!?!” 🤣

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 4h

Oh, I highly recommend it. There are many episodes too.

historyofenglishpodcast.com

The History of English Podcast | The Spoken History of a Global Language

historyofenglishpodcast.com

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 4h

feeling a lot of pressure to post more with everybody going to mastodon

*shuffling awkwardly, blushing*

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 4h

Hoosky for hooters

Hoppy Croaklightly @hoppycroaklightly.bsky.social · 4h

Drewsky for sketchers

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 4h

Have you ever listened to the history of English podcast? He has the most soothing voice. I find it really interesting, but it never fails to put me to sleep either.

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Hoppy Croaklightly @hoppycroaklightly.bsky.social · 4h

Drewsky for sketchers

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 4h

One of the founders of antifa

Dwight Eisenhower, wearing a military uniform, standing at a desk next to an American flag

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 4h

naked and afraid

but it’s just me on the bathroom scale

boofus 🎃 @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 6h

naked and afraid

but it's just me going pee in the middle of the night

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 4h

Moosky for heifers

AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · 5h

Shoesky for loafers

subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 8h

Gluesky for huffers

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AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · 5h

Shoesky for loafers

subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 8h

Gluesky for huffers

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 5h

Always funds for cosplay and golf

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 5h

Well… maybe more like I outdumbed myself

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 5h

Mike Johnson is a disgusting toady who should be banished to the swamps of Louisiana

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 5h

Haha, I have outsmarted you (this time)

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 5h

🙏

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 5h

a black and white photo of a man wearing a hat and bow tie

Alt: a black and white photo of a man wearing a hat and bow tie - Jimmy Stewart with a hat on,winking

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 6h

Nighty night Gary 💤😴

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 6h

@joelvideo.producer.blue aw ty for adding me to a list, I’m truly honored 🙇‍♀️☺️

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 6h

this is a trick to get me to post something stupid, isn’t it

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gimme the spoo-K Special @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 11h

Now that everyone’s leaving for Mastodon, my chances of being the coolest kid here are better than ever. If that happens, please let me know

I wanna give myself a pat on the dick

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 7h

Damn I feel this, wanted strawberry cheesecake yesterday but had to settle for blueberry

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 7h

Still waiting for the ghost of Patrick Swayze to hold me from behind so I can get this remote deposit capture.

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 7h

Newsom sucks, but this fits his whole satire shtick

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 8h

Doing Dem Juche posting to convince yourself anyone will remember them keeping ACA subsidies in a year is more insane than believing that people would like to not have ICE and the national guard occupying their cities imo

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