Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢
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*chuckling and putting down my copy of the financial times* President Trump executed Order 66? Doesn't that clown know that'll be bad for military morale?
regimecpa.bsky.social
They’ve been deploying the guard to the border for a bit, probably wouldn’t count on the purity of heart of the Texas national guard
raders.bsky.social
Texas National Guard troops arriving in Chicago (via ABC News)

Remember: These are not MAGA stormtroopers. These are everyday teachers and accountants who signed up to serve their country with their spare time. They're being used as political pawns by venal, un-American, draft-dodging president
regimecpa.bsky.social
Why do people keep defending the Texas guard like this lol, they’ve been doing psychotic deployments for a long time
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regimecpa.bsky.social
Most of the averages include residents lol
regimecpa.bsky.social
Texas guardsmen are told to do stupid shit all the time, including border deployments. In my all military Texas family no one did the fucking guard lol
regimecpa.bsky.social
After producing too much soy for the domestic market and voting in the guy who destroyed the international market: We can’t afford to lose this agricultural land to solar panels 😔
regimecpa.bsky.social
10 AM on a Tuesday might be the worst possible time to have this meeting if you cared what employed people think lol
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internethippo.bsky.social
Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?
regimecpa.bsky.social
It can be significantly less expensive to fly to Mexico and have them do it while you’re on vacation.
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dlknowles.bsky.social
Good reporting on the South Shore raid from South Side weekly here.

Confirms one thing I was told but didn't put in my own piece because I didn't have a second source and it seemed too insane: border agents segregated arrested residents by race

southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...
Federal Agents Storm South Shore Building, Detaining Families and Children
Families were woken by flashbangs and helicopters as hundreds of federal agents raided their homes. Days later, neighbors are still searching for the missing.
southsideweekly.com
regimecpa.bsky.social
Really big cat fish, like crazy big. Also some butterflies and lemurs.
regimecpa.bsky.social
I spent the day at the aquarium and working so I have no idea what’s going on for once. I will enjoy my ignorance.
regimecpa.bsky.social
The AMA really outdid themselves with that shit.
regimecpa.bsky.social
My health insurer is a mutual insurance company.
regimecpa.bsky.social
My Dad acted like his European counterparts were being hunted down and murdered because they did not have a $350k plus salary provided by the government.
regimecpa.bsky.social
The doctor police if you ever dare to bring this up
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regimecpa.bsky.social
CEO pay is not a meaningful contributor to healthcare costs compared to doctor pay so I would say they are wrong.
regimecpa.bsky.social
Doctors pointing to healthcare CEO pay when anyone brings up healthcare costs is kind of like AirBnB owners making six figures pointing at the Hilton CEO’s pay package when you ask why hotels and Airbnbs cost what they do
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ryanlcooper.com
Donald Trump has heard the wails and lamentations of all the Rust Belt communities left behind by neoliberalism, and he has a message for them: fuck you and die
emilypont.bsky.social
Some additional info on the new list of axed DOE projects circulating.
- All 7 H2 Hubs
- All 13 IRA grants to convert at-risk auto plants to EV mfg
- 11 of 15 grants to speed domestic clean energy mfg in former coal communities
- 10 of 38 grants for battery materials
heatmap.news/politics/doe...
Trump to Axe All 7 Hydrogen Hubs, Bucking Bipartisan Law
A new list of Department of Energy grants slated for termination will hit clean energy and oil majors alike, including Exxon and Chevron.
heatmap.news
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regimecpa.bsky.social
My fit when I go to confront the Texas national guard on the streets of Chicago
regimecpa.bsky.social
My fit when I go to confront ICE agents on the streets of Chicago
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lordbusinessman.bsky.social
Every major city in Texas has a higher murder rate than Chicago
rtodkelly.bsky.social
Incredibly slimy and dishonest, but also... yes?
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swolecialism.bsky.social
I have 25,000 followers and yet I do not receive 25,000 likes on my posts
darrin.bsky.team
Hey, I'm trying to learn more about toxicity on Bluesky. How often do you see toxicity on here? Where in the app do you see it?