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i lost the ability to read in a freak clean and jerk accident in 1989. please be gentle. he/him
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people sometimes ask me, bluesky user swolecialism.bsky.social, what exactly is Swolecialism? well, the theory is sometimes complex but this is praxis:
vice news article: "These Two Brides Completed A Tandem Deadlift During Their Wedding Ceremony" subhead "Individually, we are strong, capable women, but together we are stronger" and then a picture of two women in wedding dresses doing a tandem deadlift (with two side spotters)
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If new york didn't want to lose so bad they should have simply discovered trash cans earlier
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Three episodes shot in a motel room where New Scully is poltergeisted
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Her strap skills can't be argued with
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Wait this is gonna be another 8 episodes every 3 years thing isn't it. Fuck that. Just go wander around the woods and give me 24 episodes, half of them sloppy
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I can kinda see the argument that its worse to *not* video this shit
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I never could tell any of that shit without a reference point lol.
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Most of these fancasts of questions the white house press corps *should* ask have missed the memo that the only outlets that get to ask questions at these things are plants from Der Sturmer and The Blaze and shit
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Is it? It sounds like more. Shes almost too low for herself at the beginning.
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This is that whole "biweekly" problem again, isn't it
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Drunk driver in a shitty Bronco, the lot of them
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It's difficult at times to hold both "this admin is doing lasting and serious damage to our institutions and the globe" and "this admin is full of the most bafflingly incompetent idiots you've ever seen who fall over themselves like a Vaudeville act constantly."

The duality of man is incredible.
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So they moved this down, what, a major third to do it live? Thats honestly pretty impressive considering how impossible Rumi's voice is

(Somebody whose hearing is less fucked than me, is a third about right?)
EJAE, Audrey Nuna and Rei Ami from KPop Demon Hunters: Golden | The Tonight Show
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The hoes find my presence reassuring actually, so jot that down
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(Obviously nowhere near the scale!)
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Who wrote Gravemind, I wonder? Cause that wasn't iambic but it was cool as hell
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INTEGRATED SURVIVABILITY FROG
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had never before considered that the inflatable costumes offer pepper ball protection
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WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
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For real though the April physical telling us hes 224 with a resting heart rate of 62 is just so funny
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"The President is 6'6" and 210lbs with 8% body fat and a 4 plate bench press"
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No one has seen him in person in months
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Did sleepy joe biden have the strength to do two annual physicals in one year?

Didn't think so.
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It always, always sucks. And also its incredible how good the big stupid things are at protecting our meatsacks