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Jim
@jimstewart.bsky.social
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Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · Oct 23
My everyday moment of joy.
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deeks549.bsky.social
My reposts are doing much better than my posts are tonight. Sounds about right
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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spleenly.bsky.social
When I get my second wind, gods help you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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elgatoesmio.bsky.social
wait you’re telling me that my members only jacket is not ironically cool and all the smiles I’ve been getting are actually people laughing at me???
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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spleenly.bsky.social
A tariff to make Cuisinart not over-engineered garbage.
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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professorkiosk.wtf
bending all to my will because I can’t get enough hugs
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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stefanthinks.bsky.social
in holiday time, today is friday, tomorrow and friday are big saturday, and saturday and sunday are big sunday
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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amandabf.bsky.social
Interesting that PAC, Yuta, and Garcia were there to support Claudio, but only Marina was there for Mox? 🤔

#AEWDynamite
#ContinentalClassic
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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wilboo72.bsky.social
I’m eating Sun chips even though it’s dark out.

Goddamned rebel right here.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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alldolledup44.bsky.social
This bitch has prepped and now this bitch rests. 🩷
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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spleenly.bsky.social
Welcome to middle age, you'll constantly feel like you've been punched somewhere.
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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mercurialaries.bsky.social
i’m freee!!!
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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amandabf.bsky.social
SKY JAIL!

#AEWDynamite
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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gorl.gay
pierced eye bags
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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docatcdi.com
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Thats just silly, nobody is small enough to screw in a light bulb...

#DocAfterDark
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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shade5.bsky.social
*mouth full of yams

This club can't even handle me right now
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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therealscotchtape.bsky.social
Hot gravy action.
cloudlicker.bsky.social Cloud Licker @cloudlicker.bsky.social · 6h
Might watch some Thanksgiving porn.
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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walks30.bsky.social
“Call me ‘Sir Render.’”
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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mercurialaries.bsky.social
guys i’m arguably too high so just bear with me for a bit please
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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shade5.bsky.social
No the turkey neck in my profile pic isn't seasonal
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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seramalover.bsky.social
😂🥰🥰🥰
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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spleenly.bsky.social
If hugging a lava tube makes me an extremophile I don't want to be right.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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augustreverie.bsky.social
Mistakes were made. Delicious mistakes.
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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gimmethekspecial.bsky.social
Thanksgiving Eve’s waxing crescent moon as seen thru my scope 🔭
A nearly half-lit moon featuring craters and lava flows
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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docatcdi.com
Why did General George Custer always buy his tickets online?

He was afraid of scalpers.
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
has anyone figured out what we're supposed to do when a coworker points out that you're both wearing the same colors bc if i need to halfheartedly make the "called each other last night" joke one more time i might need to walk into traffic
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM