Jim
@jimstewart.bsky.social
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text. Be afraid. I am.
Do you even have to speculate? Of course it will be a butthole.
My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaac2d3fizhzo
Do you even have to speculate? Of course it will be a butthole.
My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaac2d3fizhzo
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Soaking in rice up to my neck will hopefully fix me.
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Soaking in rice up to my neck will hopefully fix me.
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It would have been so much fun to shoot the shit with Prince until suddenly it wasn't.
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
It would have been so much fun to shoot the shit with Prince until suddenly it wasn't.
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Please let Keirs like the chronicles of narnia
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Please let Keirs like the chronicles of narnia
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Im thankful for these people and bots this holiday ilu ❤️
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Im thankful for these people and bots this holiday ilu ❤️
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Ask yourself, what would Ash do. Don't text her and do it anyways.
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ask yourself, what would Ash do. Don't text her and do it anyways.
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Do I want to be 20 years old again? Fuck that noise. Every day that passes brings me one step closer to getting this shit over with.
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Do I want to be 20 years old again? Fuck that noise. Every day that passes brings me one step closer to getting this shit over with.
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Nobody fucks the POlice any more and that makes me sad
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Nobody fucks the POlice any more and that makes me sad
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meet up at the crying pole 8pm
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
meet up at the crying pole 8pm
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*in Stevie Wonder voice*
“I want you to be…my foooold out loverrrrr”
“I want you to be…my foooold out loverrrrr”
You can be my La-Z-Boy
Reclining comfy lover
I will be your casting couch
With wipe clean vinyl covers
Reclining comfy lover
I will be your casting couch
With wipe clean vinyl covers
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
*in Stevie Wonder voice*
“I want you to be…my foooold out loverrrrr”
“I want you to be…my foooold out loverrrrr”
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I'm still waiting
I could have taken that nap
I could have taken that nap
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm still waiting
I could have taken that nap
I could have taken that nap
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Don’t block me for being weird on your feed. You’re the weird one for not realizing we're engaged.
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Don’t block me for being weird on your feed. You’re the weird one for not realizing we're engaged.
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All too often I cringe at the lameness of something I just posted. But I’ve realized if I let it be for a few days and revisit it, I can behold how truly embarrassing it is
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
All too often I cringe at the lameness of something I just posted. But I’ve realized if I let it be for a few days and revisit it, I can behold how truly embarrassing it is
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[walking past a bar] lol i passed the bar ima lawyer now
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
[walking past a bar] lol i passed the bar ima lawyer now
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First step of the plan has already failed so it’s actually not over for you bitches.
I have developed a plan.
It’s over for you, bitches.
It’s over for you, bitches.
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
First step of the plan has already failed so it’s actually not over for you bitches.
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must not lick the forbidden ice cream
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
must not lick the forbidden ice cream
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True intimacy is sharing a turkey neck lady and the tramp style
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
True intimacy is sharing a turkey neck lady and the tramp style
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According to anxiety, you need to hurry up and get ready for something that will never happen.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
According to anxiety, you need to hurry up and get ready for something that will never happen.
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Less than 24 hours until the weekend begins. I think I can make it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Less than 24 hours until the weekend begins. I think I can make it.
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even if every tom, dick, and harry lived on planet x you’d still hear some twat on planet nigel blow dog whistles and complain
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
even if every tom, dick, and harry lived on planet x you’d still hear some twat on planet nigel blow dog whistles and complain
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Stocking up on Raspberry Cream Ghost for my 7-hour road trip into snow tomorrow
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Stocking up on Raspberry Cream Ghost for my 7-hour road trip into snow tomorrow
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Italian man accused of dressing up as his dead mom to claim her pension
“No, I just have a large clitoris.”
“No, I just have a large clitoris.”
Italian man accused of dressing up as his dead mom to claim her pension
It was the dark hair on the back of the neck, hands and chin of the elderly woman renewing her identity card that first tipped off authorities to an alleged crime and led to the arrest of a 57-year-ol...
www.ctvnews.ca
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Italian man accused of dressing up as his dead mom to claim her pension
“No, I just have a large clitoris.”
“No, I just have a large clitoris.”
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