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Jim
@jimstewart.bsky.social
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text.

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My everyday moment of joy.
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My reposts are doing much better than my posts are tonight. Sounds about right
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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When I get my second wind, gods help you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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wait you’re telling me that my members only jacket is not ironically cool and all the smiles I’ve been getting are actually people laughing at me???
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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A tariff to make Cuisinart not over-engineered garbage.
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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bending all to my will because I can’t get enough hugs
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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in holiday time, today is friday, tomorrow and friday are big saturday, and saturday and sunday are big sunday
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Interesting that PAC, Yuta, and Garcia were there to support Claudio, but only Marina was there for Mox? 🤔

#AEWDynamite
#ContinentalClassic
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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I’m eating Sun chips even though it’s dark out.

Goddamned rebel right here.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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This bitch has prepped and now this bitch rests. 🩷
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Welcome to middle age, you'll constantly feel like you've been punched somewhere.
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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i’m freee!!!
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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SKY JAIL!

#AEWDynamite
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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pierced eye bags
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Thats just silly, nobody is small enough to screw in a light bulb...

#DocAfterDark
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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*mouth full of yams

This club can't even handle me right now
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Hot gravy action.
Might watch some Thanksgiving porn.
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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“Call me ‘Sir Render.’”
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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guys i’m arguably too high so just bear with me for a bit please
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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No the turkey neck in my profile pic isn't seasonal
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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😂🥰🥰🥰
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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If hugging a lava tube makes me an extremophile I don't want to be right.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Mistakes were made. Delicious mistakes.
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Thanksgiving Eve’s waxing crescent moon as seen thru my scope 🔭
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Why did General George Custer always buy his tickets online?

He was afraid of scalpers.
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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has anyone figured out what we're supposed to do when a coworker points out that you're both wearing the same colors bc if i need to halfheartedly make the "called each other last night" joke one more time i might need to walk into traffic
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM