Jim
@jimstewart.bsky.social
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text. Be afraid. I am.
Do you even have to speculate? Of course it will be a butthole.
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Do you even have to speculate? Of course it will be a butthole.
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i miss having a new episode of severance every week
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
i miss having a new episode of severance every week
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Will someone kindly make this for me?
I have another Thanksgiving suggestion! It’s this luscious pumpkin cheesecake – which is made with canned pumpkin, by the way – and I recommend it eagerly to you.
www.nigella.com/recipes/pump...
www.nigella.com/recipes/pump...
Pumpkin Cheesecake
The pumpkin component here may come out of a can, but I don’t see that’s anything to be apologetic about. By all means, make your own purée if you prefer (making absolutely sure it is as drained as dr...
www.nigella.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Will someone kindly make this for me?
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What I’m wearing to Bluesky rehab
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
What I’m wearing to Bluesky rehab
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What I’m wearing to Bluesky rehab
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
What I’m wearing to Bluesky rehab
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What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab.
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab.
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What I’m wearing to Bluesky rehab:
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
What I’m wearing to Bluesky rehab:
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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"you will be visited by three spirits"
the three spirits
the three spirits
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
"you will be visited by three spirits"
the three spirits
the three spirits
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"you will be visited by three spirits"
the three spirits
the three spirits
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"you will be visited by three spirits"
the three spirits
the three spirits
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He whence spoketh Shit and got Banged
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
He whence spoketh Shit and got Banged
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Used to people could leave home and travel to a land of opportunity
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Used to people could leave home and travel to a land of opportunity
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happy chewsday innit!?
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
happy chewsday innit!?
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"you will be visited by three spirits"
the three spirits
the three spirits
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"you will be visited by three spirits"
the three spirits
the three spirits
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I looked up some gifs in response and realized I'm turning into Curly from the Three Stooges.🤣
a man is drinking from a glass with a straw in his mouth
Alt: Curly is drinking and water is coming out of his head
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I looked up some gifs in response and realized I'm turning into Curly from the Three Stooges.🤣
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It's eerily scary.
(and yeah, I'm quote posting myself, Whattya gonna do about it, huh?)
(and yeah, I'm quote posting myself, Whattya gonna do about it, huh?)
I looked up some gifs in response and realized I'm turning into Curly from the Three Stooges.🤣
a man is drinking from a glass with a straw in his mouth
Alt: Curly is drinking and water is coming out of his head
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It's eerily scary.
(and yeah, I'm quote posting myself, Whattya gonna do about it, huh?)
(and yeah, I'm quote posting myself, Whattya gonna do about it, huh?)
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The walk to the bathroom while peaking on acid, and not wanting to wake your parents… or was that just me.
(the floor is liquid!)
(the floor is liquid!)
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The walk to the bathroom while peaking on acid, and not wanting to wake your parents… or was that just me.
(the floor is liquid!)
(the floor is liquid!)
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What’s funny is, I am seriously considering this.
OnlyFans but it’s just me making slow cooker recipes in my crock pot.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
What’s funny is, I am seriously considering this.
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Don't wear glasses while playing football...
It's a contact sport!
It's a contact sport!
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Don't wear glasses while playing football...
It's a contact sport!
It's a contact sport!
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Do you even dissociate, bro?
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Do you even dissociate, bro?
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If rising costs cause too much inflation on OnlyFans, i expect the Booty Barter System to make a comeback
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
If rising costs cause too much inflation on OnlyFans, i expect the Booty Barter System to make a comeback
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I know one thing for sure: "turlet" is the funniest way to say toilet
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I know one thing for sure: "turlet" is the funniest way to say toilet