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Wilbur72

@wilboo72.bsky.social

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Joker, drinker, bad golfer. Jersey boy living in NC. If you don’t ’like’ my post, I won’t like your reply.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · Oct 11

Just told a joke on a Zoom meeting and nobody laughed.

Apparently I’m not remotely funny.

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 7h

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 48m

sexy comes my from the inside, not a body type

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 1h

I’ve given this a lot of thought. Did a lot of soul searching, thinking about what’s best for me, and I’ve decided this will be my final skeet
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for tonight

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AnnaMolly Orpan Maker @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1h

Writes one post. Reposts that one post, every hour of every day until I get everyone on Bluesky to like it.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1h

Dear God: please stop letting them make King Kong and Godzilla movies, amen.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 2h

I got in touch with my inner self today.

On a related note I need to buy stronger toilet paper.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 3h

Between Herbstreit, Romo, Aikman, and Collinsworth I may never listen to tv broadcast of an NFL game ever again.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 3h

(Cyndi Lauper hit)
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Girls, they want to have fun…
Oh girls, they just want to get tongued

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 4h

Still a good feeling

Image of the screen seen after winning online Solitaire with the bouncing cards

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 5h

be devoured, but by someone who knows the taste of longing like you do

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 6h

I’m not supposed to check my blood pressure after having caffeine or while I’m drinking booze…which doesn’t leave many opportunities tbh.

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 6h

I like to tell the ladies when I was circumcised as a baby they took off 3 inches too much and THAT'S why.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 6h

Why would Lady Gaga write a song telling us to poke her face?

She’s weird

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AnnaMolly Orpan Maker @anna-molly.bsky.social · 7h

I don’t wanna brag but… my gummy just hit, I’m in a warm bath and dinner is already made

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 7h

If I'd known you were cumming I'd of baked a cake

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 23h

I'm exhausted y'all. Mentally drained. Good thing I don't use my brain for anything worthwhile.

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AnnaMolly Orpan Maker @anna-molly.bsky.social · 8h

Cock McStuff-ins, is this anything?

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 8h

Please.. Mr. Christ was my father, call me Jesus.

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 12h

If my eyes are on you don’t worry about the eyes on me.

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 13h

Happy Pre-Friday to those who celebrate! 🎉💨💚

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 13h

Was just sitting in my office cubicle just now when out of the blue a nearby woman exclaimed “No, I want the big one”.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 15h

Soft secession sounds like me a minute after sex.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 1d

I guess if everything falls apart, I can always shitpost at Costco.

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 16h

Woke up pretty tired after the ANTIFA orgy last night. Thanks everyone - it was fun

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