Wilbur72
@wilboo72.bsky.social
Joker, drinker, bad golfer. Jersey boy living in NC.
If you don’t ’like’ my post, I won’t like your reply.
If you don’t ’like’ my post, I won’t like your reply.
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Wilbur72
@wilboo72.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Just told a joke on a Zoom meeting and nobody laughed.
Apparently I’m not remotely funny.
Apparently I’m not remotely funny.
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I just noticed that artisanal is basically art is anal without the extra spaces and now I can't unsee it
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I just noticed that artisanal is basically art is anal without the extra spaces and now I can't unsee it
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I just changed a work password with ridiculous complexity requirements to G1antL0adofHor$e$hit (100% true)
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I just changed a work password with ridiculous complexity requirements to G1antL0adofHor$e$hit (100% true)
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If old movies taught me anything it’s how awesome it would be to have my own skeleton army.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If old movies taught me anything it’s how awesome it would be to have my own skeleton army.
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I love you, but like.. Bluesky love you, love you
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I love you, but like.. Bluesky love you, love you
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Ok, let's finish this day on a high note with a power loss or small fire that causes a loss of power.
Anytime now would be good.
Anytime now would be good.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Ok, let's finish this day on a high note with a power loss or small fire that causes a loss of power.
Anytime now would be good.
Anytime now would be good.
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"You can check-out anytime you like, but you can never leave..."
Open enrollment for benefits.
Open enrollment for benefits.
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
"You can check-out anytime you like, but you can never leave..."
Open enrollment for benefits.
Open enrollment for benefits.
ACAB includes people who use chainsaws before 8am
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
ACAB includes people who use chainsaws before 8am
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We're not doing official Christmas gifts to each other this year. Just the Edilyp's-
Every
Day
I
Love
You
Presents
That's what we call them when we get busted buying gifts and get caught before we hide them.
Every
Day
I
Love
You
Presents
That's what we call them when we get busted buying gifts and get caught before we hide them.
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
We're not doing official Christmas gifts to each other this year. Just the Edilyp's-
Every
Day
I
Love
You
Presents
That's what we call them when we get busted buying gifts and get caught before we hide them.
Every
Day
I
Love
You
Presents
That's what we call them when we get busted buying gifts and get caught before we hide them.
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In certain age you can't trust farts and feelings.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
In certain age you can't trust farts and feelings.
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Our holiday tradition is we tell our grandkids that bad kids get sent to the North Pole, are turned into elves, and forced into slave labor to make toys for a year.
It works better than the elf on a shelf bullshit.
All we do is look at their ears and tell them theirs are looking pretty pointy.
It works better than the elf on a shelf bullshit.
All we do is look at their ears and tell them theirs are looking pretty pointy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Our holiday tradition is we tell our grandkids that bad kids get sent to the North Pole, are turned into elves, and forced into slave labor to make toys for a year.
It works better than the elf on a shelf bullshit.
All we do is look at their ears and tell them theirs are looking pretty pointy.
It works better than the elf on a shelf bullshit.
All we do is look at their ears and tell them theirs are looking pretty pointy.
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why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
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Research indicates there is more brain activity in a dead hooker than there is in stupid people.
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Research indicates there is more brain activity in a dead hooker than there is in stupid people.
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Christmas budget: ditch loved ones, buy books for myself.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Christmas budget: ditch loved ones, buy books for myself.
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I ate something that disagreed with me so much that it ended in divorce.
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I ate something that disagreed with me so much that it ended in divorce.
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curses are like buttholes everyone’s had one thrust upon them like an unwanted tax bill
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
curses are like buttholes everyone’s had one thrust upon them like an unwanted tax bill
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"I'm an ideas man" he said while rolling the fattest joint the world has ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"I'm an ideas man" he said while rolling the fattest joint the world has ever seen
“Well, well, well”
- Me, looking at three holes in the ground designed to extract water.
- Me, looking at three holes in the ground designed to extract water.
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“Well, well, well”
- Me, looking at three holes in the ground designed to extract water.
- Me, looking at three holes in the ground designed to extract water.
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I swore an oath to the Constitution in 1986. I've upheld it through 25 years of service and every day since I retired.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I swore an oath to the Constitution in 1986. I've upheld it through 25 years of service and every day since I retired.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
Star Whores. Is that anything?
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Star Whores. Is that anything?
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Stop pretending like your gravy doesn't come from a can, your stuffing doesn't come from a box and your potatoes aren't instant
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Stop pretending like your gravy doesn't come from a can, your stuffing doesn't come from a box and your potatoes aren't instant
I read that a banana a day can cleanse your colon
Apparently you’re supposed to eat them…
Apparently you’re supposed to eat them…
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I read that a banana a day can cleanse your colon
Apparently you’re supposed to eat them…
Apparently you’re supposed to eat them…
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I sent my step-daughter a discount code for a BJ's membership, and now my son-in-law is coming over to the house.
The text read, "BJ's for half off".
He's so I bet he got me a gift .
The text read, "BJ's for half off".
He's so I bet he got me a gift .
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I sent my step-daughter a discount code for a BJ's membership, and now my son-in-law is coming over to the house.
The text read, "BJ's for half off".
He's so I bet he got me a gift .
The text read, "BJ's for half off".
He's so I bet he got me a gift .
Spitters are quitters, Charlie Brown
Wrong hole, Charlie Brown
That’s my bum, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Spitters are quitters, Charlie Brown
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window open + pouring rain + passionate and raw sex
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
window open + pouring rain + passionate and raw sex
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