If you don’t ’like’ my post, I won’t like your reply.
Apparently I’m not remotely funny.
It’s over for you, bitches.
It’s over for you, bitches.
Pilgrims walked so Texans could run.
Pilgrims walked so Texans could run.
Me: How’d you know about my imaginary friend?!
Waiter: Uh, I saw you talking to yourself…
Imaginary Friend: Yeah! I did, too! Better make that a table for three!
Me: How’d you know about my imaginary friend?!
Waiter: Uh, I saw you talking to yourself…
Imaginary Friend: Yeah! I did, too! Better make that a table for three!
But the people of Abu Dhabi do
But the people of Abu Dhabi do
Anytime now would be good.
Anytime now would be good.
Open enrollment for benefits.
Open enrollment for benefits.
Every
Day
I
Love
You
Presents
That's what we call them when we get busted buying gifts and get caught before we hide them.
Every
Day
I
Love
You
Presents
That's what we call them when we get busted buying gifts and get caught before we hide them.
It works better than the elf on a shelf bullshit.
All we do is look at their ears and tell them theirs are looking pretty pointy.
It works better than the elf on a shelf bullshit.
All we do is look at their ears and tell them theirs are looking pretty pointy.
- Me, looking at three holes in the ground designed to extract water.
- Me, looking at three holes in the ground designed to extract water.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.