Wilbur72
@wilboo72.bsky.social
Joker, drinker, bad golfer. Jersey boy living in NC.
If you don’t ’like’ my post, I won’t like your reply.
If you don’t ’like’ my post, I won’t like your reply.
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Wilbur72
@wilboo72.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Just told a joke on a Zoom meeting and nobody laughed.
Apparently I’m not remotely funny.
Apparently I’m not remotely funny.
Told my boss I’m joining a group from church to work at a soup kitchen this Friday.
She believed me.
She believed me.
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Told my boss I’m joining a group from church to work at a soup kitchen this Friday.
She believed me.
She believed me.
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I’m, like, really good at eating mozzarella sticks.
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I’m, like, really good at eating mozzarella sticks.
Watching “Men In Black: International“ if you’re wondering how hot my evening is 🔥
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Watching “Men In Black: International“ if you’re wondering how hot my evening is 🔥
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imagine a better world
wrong
more corn dogs
wrong
more corn dogs
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
imagine a better world
wrong
more corn dogs
wrong
more corn dogs
Q: Why can’t you masturbate with this hand?
A: It’s mine!
A: It’s mine!
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Q: Why can’t you masturbate with this hand?
A: It’s mine!
A: It’s mine!
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I only mention the length of my first marriage because I have no other length worth mentioning.
Wait... what??
Wait... what??
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I only mention the length of my first marriage because I have no other length worth mentioning.
Wait... what??
Wait... what??
A Ball in the Mouth is worth Two Fingers in the Bush
(Something like that, I didn’t pay attention in History class)
(Something like that, I didn’t pay attention in History class)
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
A Ball in the Mouth is worth Two Fingers in the Bush
(Something like that, I didn’t pay attention in History class)
(Something like that, I didn’t pay attention in History class)
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Today’s band name:
MRI Cover Band
MRI Cover Band
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Today’s band name:
MRI Cover Band
MRI Cover Band
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The Witcher only gets to do the sex once a season. Real talk, men, does having blue balls make you a better slayer of monsters?
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The Witcher only gets to do the sex once a season. Real talk, men, does having blue balls make you a better slayer of monsters?
Waiting on late night BlueSky like…
a man is walking down a snowy hill with a camera .
ALT: a man is walking down a snowy hill with a camera .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Waiting on late night BlueSky like…
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damn girl are you Black Friday bc i'm wondering what your fcking deal is
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
damn girl are you Black Friday bc i'm wondering what your fcking deal is
Life is a lot like toilet paper.
You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Life is a lot like toilet paper.
You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
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YouTube tutorials have helped me more than I'd like to admit.
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
YouTube tutorials have helped me more than I'd like to admit.
I refer to my balls as “Wonkas” because they’re in between a Willy and a Chocolate Factory.
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I refer to my balls as “Wonkas” because they’re in between a Willy and a Chocolate Factory.
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recent studies have shown that lying to your doctor will improve your health records by as much as 100%
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
recent studies have shown that lying to your doctor will improve your health records by as much as 100%
If you think about it, Lord of the Rings and Brokeback Mountain are actually quite similar. In both movies someone got their ring destroyed.
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If you think about it, Lord of the Rings and Brokeback Mountain are actually quite similar. In both movies someone got their ring destroyed.
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Help! I’ve fallen and I don’t want to get up.
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Help! I’ve fallen and I don’t want to get up.
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I swear there’s a character in The Witcher called Hotsperm. I heard it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I swear there’s a character in The Witcher called Hotsperm. I heard it.
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18's senior year
i become the asst women's golf coach
they win the state title just now in 4A football
coincidence?
proud of those young dudes
i become the asst women's golf coach
they win the state title just now in 4A football
coincidence?
proud of those young dudes
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
18's senior year
i become the asst women's golf coach
they win the state title just now in 4A football
coincidence?
proud of those young dudes
i become the asst women's golf coach
they win the state title just now in 4A football
coincidence?
proud of those young dudes
Next time you see a car with a mattress strapped to the roof, think to yourself “Hookers are now available by DoorDash” and try not to laugh.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Next time you see a car with a mattress strapped to the roof, think to yourself “Hookers are now available by DoorDash” and try not to laugh.
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I know I'm not supposed to get the feels over my 18 year old playing GTA5 with my 10 year old, but when your kids are giggling because they stole a boat together, it's hard not to get emotional.
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I know I'm not supposed to get the feels over my 18 year old playing GTA5 with my 10 year old, but when your kids are giggling because they stole a boat together, it's hard not to get emotional.
My son left the remote over on the couch about 6 feet away.
looks like I won’t be watching tv.
.
looks like I won’t be watching tv.
.
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My son left the remote over on the couch about 6 feet away.
looks like I won’t be watching tv.
.
looks like I won’t be watching tv.
.
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Uranus was discovered on March 13, 1781. I'm pretty sure that's the same day first butthole skeet was posted.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Uranus was discovered on March 13, 1781. I'm pretty sure that's the same day first butthole skeet was posted.
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Well, I managed to make it to 4:26PM believing today was Friday. Imagine my chagrin at 4:27PM.
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Well, I managed to make it to 4:26PM believing today was Friday. Imagine my chagrin at 4:27PM.