Jay
@jaydub083.bsky.social
“Writer.” Professional cynic.
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Jay
@jaydub083.bsky.social
· Aug 24
My favorite color is 90s Taco Bell booth purple.
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The media should cover sport the way they cover the state murder of civilians:
‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
January 25, 2026 at 1:57 PM
The media should cover sport the way they cover the state murder of civilians:
‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
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the past tense of advised is adviseded
January 23, 2026 at 7:47 PM
the past tense of advised is adviseded
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every time i have to type “qr code” my brain is like “qr quode, that’s how you spell it” 😂
January 23, 2026 at 11:33 PM
every time i have to type “qr code” my brain is like “qr quode, that’s how you spell it” 😂
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“This too shall pass,” I say, as a rare good mood takes hold for a fleeting moment.
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 PM
“This too shall pass,” I say, as a rare good mood takes hold for a fleeting moment.
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This meeting could’ve been a barroom brawl.
January 23, 2026 at 4:24 PM
This meeting could’ve been a barroom brawl.
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if they put me in charge of Raisin Bran i would streamline production by using a single scoop that's twice as big. get it made custom if we have to
July 28, 2023 at 12:08 AM
if they put me in charge of Raisin Bran i would streamline production by using a single scoop that's twice as big. get it made custom if we have to
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Burned my tongue on the microwave lasagna I'm having for dinner. Crushing it ✨️
January 21, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Burned my tongue on the microwave lasagna I'm having for dinner. Crushing it ✨️
Hey, you up? (He texted at 8:45 PM)
January 24, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Hey, you up? (He texted at 8:45 PM)
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This beer says everything is going to be ok
January 24, 2026 at 2:18 AM
This beer says everything is going to be ok
In 8th grade my crush asked my favorite season and I said “black pepper.”
January 22, 2026 at 8:09 PM
In 8th grade my crush asked my favorite season and I said “black pepper.”
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That magical moment when you peel back the plastic from your microwave dinner
January 22, 2026 at 4:29 PM
That magical moment when you peel back the plastic from your microwave dinner
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good shitposting is all about your state of mind (unwell)
January 22, 2026 at 6:53 PM
good shitposting is all about your state of mind (unwell)
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Have you dilly-dallied today?
January 22, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Have you dilly-dallied today?
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There’s no excuse for my behavior, I googled it.
January 21, 2026 at 8:08 PM
There’s no excuse for my behavior, I googled it.
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someone pls go on a walk for me but send me the health benefits
January 20, 2026 at 2:31 PM
someone pls go on a walk for me but send me the health benefits
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goddammit AutoCorrect stop trying to force me to capitalize god
oh now you think you’re special
oh now you think you’re special
January 17, 2026 at 1:34 PM
goddammit AutoCorrect stop trying to force me to capitalize god
oh now you think you’re special
oh now you think you’re special
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If you watch Jaws backwards, it’s really a beautiful, uplifting story of a shark overcoming his bulimia.
December 5, 2024 at 2:10 PM
If you watch Jaws backwards, it’s really a beautiful, uplifting story of a shark overcoming his bulimia.
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taking the dancing world by storm and inventing the solo tango
January 16, 2026 at 4:29 PM
taking the dancing world by storm and inventing the solo tango
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bit self centered of B-I-N-G-O to make a whole song about the spelling of his name-o
January 16, 2026 at 11:54 PM
bit self centered of B-I-N-G-O to make a whole song about the spelling of his name-o
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I’m gonna need y’all to dial up the whimsy.
January 14, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I’m gonna need y’all to dial up the whimsy.
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
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i'm the kind of person that the server looks a little worried at, and brings me extra napkins without me asking
January 14, 2026 at 7:58 PM
i'm the kind of person that the server looks a little worried at, and brings me extra napkins without me asking
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I need to be thrifting and farting
that would fix me
that would fix me
January 14, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I need to be thrifting and farting
that would fix me
that would fix me
Her: “What are you thinking about?”
*wondering why the word combination is shortened to combo instead of combi*
Me: “Sex.”
*wondering why the word combination is shortened to combo instead of combi*
Me: “Sex.”
January 14, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Her: “What are you thinking about?”
*wondering why the word combination is shortened to combo instead of combi*
Me: “Sex.”
*wondering why the word combination is shortened to combo instead of combi*
Me: “Sex.”
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Thank you to my 600+ followers. I’ll have the money I promised you soon, I swear
January 12, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Thank you to my 600+ followers. I’ll have the money I promised you soon, I swear