Jay
@jaydub083.bsky.social
“Writer.” Professional cynic.
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Jay
@jaydub083.bsky.social
· Aug 24
My favorite color is 90s Taco Bell booth purple.
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The name “Courtland Sutton” sounds like it should come with a trust fund and boat shoes.
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The name “Courtland Sutton” sounds like it should come with a trust fund and boat shoes.
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If you have a man tell him I said stfu
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If you have a man tell him I said stfu
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The enemy of my enemy is not my friend but just an enemy that I will have to fight another day.
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The enemy of my enemy is not my friend but just an enemy that I will have to fight another day.
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you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink because of all the men being taught how to fish
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink because of all the men being taught how to fish
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I love saying motherfucker. It feels really mean in a derogatory way. I like that. I really do.
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I love saying motherfucker. It feels really mean in a derogatory way. I like that. I really do.
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Sharks, I’m here today to ask: do you guys have any rich friends?
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Sharks, I’m here today to ask: do you guys have any rich friends?
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Person: So, how would you describe yourself?
Me: Verbally, I guess.
Me: Verbally, I guess.
October 19, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Person: So, how would you describe yourself?
Me: Verbally, I guess.
Me: Verbally, I guess.
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Getting out of bed in the morning seems like a massive commitment to a day I don't know
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Getting out of bed in the morning seems like a massive commitment to a day I don't know
I’d like to remove the phone app from my phone.
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I’d like to remove the phone app from my phone.
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We are truly in a golden age of whatever this shit is.
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
We are truly in a golden age of whatever this shit is.
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If you don't succeed on your first try, don't try again. It's just a waste of time.
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
If you don't succeed on your first try, don't try again. It's just a waste of time.
I appreciate that this joint has a lot of cool and funny people. ✌🏽
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@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social
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@twosense.bsky.social
@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social
@los-los.bsky.social
@bestestname.bsky.social
@thatbrenna.bsky.social
@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
@daisy91.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I appreciate that this joint has a lot of cool and funny people. ✌🏽
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
@ama-thyst.bsky.social
@twosense.bsky.social
@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social
@los-los.bsky.social
@bestestname.bsky.social
@thatbrenna.bsky.social
@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
@daisy91.bsky.social
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
@ama-thyst.bsky.social
@twosense.bsky.social
@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social
@los-los.bsky.social
@bestestname.bsky.social
@thatbrenna.bsky.social
@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
@daisy91.bsky.social
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Im a fraud. I eat trail mix but never go on a trail. I drink Gatorade but no part of me is gator. I buy kind bars and throw them at people
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Im a fraud. I eat trail mix but never go on a trail. I drink Gatorade but no part of me is gator. I buy kind bars and throw them at people
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all rivers should be lazy
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
all rivers should be lazy
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i am not aging like a fine wine. the truth is i'm more like a half-finished bottle of Boone's Farm someone forgot in a camper at the end of the summer... ten years ago.
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i am not aging like a fine wine. the truth is i'm more like a half-finished bottle of Boone's Farm someone forgot in a camper at the end of the summer... ten years ago.
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I don’t know anything anymore. So hit me up if you need some top tier advice
September 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I don’t know anything anymore. So hit me up if you need some top tier advice
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Me: (getting into taxi) follow that car!
Taxi: omg is this some kind police business?!
Me: what? No! They just looked like they were going somewhere fun and I want to go too
Taxi: omg is this some kind police business?!
Me: what? No! They just looked like they were going somewhere fun and I want to go too
November 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Me: (getting into taxi) follow that car!
Taxi: omg is this some kind police business?!
Me: what? No! They just looked like they were going somewhere fun and I want to go too
Taxi: omg is this some kind police business?!
Me: what? No! They just looked like they were going somewhere fun and I want to go too
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Just found out Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman. This is why I have trust issues
April 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Just found out Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman. This is why I have trust issues
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*brings a mistress to a wife fight
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
*brings a mistress to a wife fight
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CSI: Office Fridge Unit
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
CSI: Office Fridge Unit
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I’m an adult which means I have a fridge full of nothing but condiments, alcohol, cheese, and Diet Coke.
I need a real grown up to feed me. 😭
I need a real grown up to feed me. 😭
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’m an adult which means I have a fridge full of nothing but condiments, alcohol, cheese, and Diet Coke.
I need a real grown up to feed me. 😭
I need a real grown up to feed me. 😭
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People used to run away and join the circus, but now, thanks to modern advancements, the circus is all around us all the damn time
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
People used to run away and join the circus, but now, thanks to modern advancements, the circus is all around us all the damn time
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My phone calling my car an accessory when I plug it in is a power move
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My phone calling my car an accessory when I plug it in is a power move