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💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 6d

It's A Giant Shit Show, Charlie Brown!

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 16h

Welcome to Just Desserts where we only serve desserts and their quality is determined by the content of your character

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 16h

Everyone knows that the classic scientific method is saying something that is wildly stupid and then trying to find proof for it.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15h

The bread namers went ham on pumpernickel

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 15h

When is bulk pickup day for trauma dumping?

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 9h

Son: i think im suffering from food poisoning

Me: you ate a vegetable, you’re not suffering from food poisoning

Son: oh i suffered

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 15h

amelia earhart just flew into the side of my house

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💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 4h

not impressed with jack o lantern carving skills unless you're using your teeth

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JayMind @jaymindx.bsky.social · 7d

Playful self-deprecation is out of style — which is a shame, because I’m a fuckin’ idiot.

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JayMind @jaymindx.bsky.social · 5d

You say it’s inexplicable, but I’m nonetheless over here trying to explic.

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JayMind @jaymindx.bsky.social · 5d

Sports are the best way to have your day ruined by the inadequate athletic performance of strangers.

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💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 7h

Take me to the pumpkin patch, skank.

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💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 7h

I heard it as soon as I read this

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 8h

I can’t explain it but Jewel sings in cursive

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💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 7h

I would like Ethan Hawke to seduce me while wearing the Black Phone mask

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 12h

it's fuckaases all the way down

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 8h

sounds like someone doesn’t want to see me pole vault

Thread- I said not to brag but im probably really good at pole vaulting

Then some Addict cakes angry old bat said “it’s harder than it looks,” and I said “no it’s not.”

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 8h

I refer to THC as genius juice.

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Burba Candlesnuff @goblin.fans · 20h

i’m introducing a line of caffeinated clothing

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 14h

Kind of feels like we’re trying to get fired as a species

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 8h

I have a long list of things I don’t do that I tell people are the things I like to do when people feel compelled to ask.

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 10h

Don't forget to talk to the moon for a bit

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 17h

desperately seeking a social media platform that just calls them posts

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💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 15h

RFK Jr in talks to star in new reality series As The Worm Turns

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 19h

everything is really shitty. here is my cat™

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John @localcelebrity.bsky.social · 1d

Stop calling it a “crackdown”
Start calling it what it is: a terror campaign.

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