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Gobble Shop Boy
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This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time.

Pan/demi

The light of my life: @wickedgarden.bsky.social

Junk Folder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao76kgcb4ci
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I imagine Great Apes throw shade at Lesser Apes.
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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Ok but we need more months in the year. I can think of like 40
Men of Bluesky Calendar
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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You wouldn't survive a day in my mom's vagina, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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gender-affirming care:

1. Viagra
2. makeup
3. bodybuilding
4. hair transplant
5. hair product
6. blow-dryer, curling iron, etc
7. hair extensions
8. boob implants
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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See a tortie, post a tortie
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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welcome to Bluesky!
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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He peaked in high school
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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In the 90s, you could be fined or even jailed for not seeing Must-See TV
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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My brain keeps singing "Cotton eyed Joe"... for no reason.
two people in cowboy hats are jumping in the air on stage
Alt: two people in cowboy hats are jumping in the air on stage
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Those chunks aren’t gonna blow themselves.
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Cryptophan?
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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This makes me need a nap that I don't even understand 🏆👑 Congratulations @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Did you think I was joking?
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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taking a break from life

*falls asleep
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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I haven’t changed my cell phone number in 23 years
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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NBILTF**

Na-Baron I’d like to fuck 💅
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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Y’all see it too right?
lorial lounge sign, springfield, illinois, 1980
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Waiting for the husband to get home so I can eat his pumpkin pie with extra whipped cream. I mean this literally.
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Pulled a nostril hair that was attached directly to my sneeze box.
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Hookers but they're pirates missing hands.
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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I've got a crack problem. Every time I move my joints crack.
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Everything sucks
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Post your warning label. This is mine:
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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I’m not perfect but this rack is
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Grind
Butt
Nachos
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

wine
money
friends
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM