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I voted for kamala but she lost because she shunned human rights in pursuit of moderate votes.
You wouldn't survive a day in my mom's vagina, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
You wouldn't survive a day in my mom's vagina, Charlie Brown
Okay I'm 4 episodes in now so I got some fresh ideas. What if AI but also VR? Or what if AI but also QR codes? Or what if quantum leap?
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Okay I'm 4 episodes in now so I got some fresh ideas. What if AI but also VR? Or what if AI but also QR codes? Or what if quantum leap?
Wow that was a really dark episode, even for black mirror. Anyways, valuation starts at a trillion who wants 3%?
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Wow that was a really dark episode, even for black mirror. Anyways, valuation starts at a trillion who wants 3%?
Tech ceo: wait wait I get it, I get it. What if your brain was netflix
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Tech ceo: wait wait I get it, I get it. What if your brain was netflix
Tech ceo: okay so what if your brain was a cellphone
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Tech ceo: okay so what if your brain was a cellphone
Investor: what's the new thing?
Tech CEO (just barely catching up on black mirror): um robot bees? Wait no give me a sec, I think it's going to be a fertility thing. OH! A website that pays people to do dumb stuff! Wait hold up, it's a startup for people in a coma... oh it's just AI again.
Tech CEO (just barely catching up on black mirror): um robot bees? Wait no give me a sec, I think it's going to be a fertility thing. OH! A website that pays people to do dumb stuff! Wait hold up, it's a startup for people in a coma... oh it's just AI again.
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Investor: what's the new thing?
Tech CEO (just barely catching up on black mirror): um robot bees? Wait no give me a sec, I think it's going to be a fertility thing. OH! A website that pays people to do dumb stuff! Wait hold up, it's a startup for people in a coma... oh it's just AI again.
Tech CEO (just barely catching up on black mirror): um robot bees? Wait no give me a sec, I think it's going to be a fertility thing. OH! A website that pays people to do dumb stuff! Wait hold up, it's a startup for people in a coma... oh it's just AI again.
Vader in ep4: last time we fought I was a student, now I am the master
Obi-wan: what about all the other times we fought in that one show
Vader: oooh nvm lmao
Obi-wan: what about all the other times we fought in that one show
Vader: oooh nvm lmao
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Vader in ep4: last time we fought I was a student, now I am the master
Obi-wan: what about all the other times we fought in that one show
Vader: oooh nvm lmao
Obi-wan: what about all the other times we fought in that one show
Vader: oooh nvm lmao
My biggest gripes about Obi-Wan are that it should have just been a movie and also it feels like it wasn't written by someone who's watched a lot of star wars and that they should have made a series about Vader instead
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
My biggest gripes about Obi-Wan are that it should have just been a movie and also it feels like it wasn't written by someone who's watched a lot of star wars and that they should have made a series about Vader instead
Merry Charlie kirkmas ๐ญ jesus the commie is no longer our savior now charlie is our savior
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Merry Charlie kirkmas ๐ญ jesus the commie is no longer our savior now charlie is our savior
*standing up for the downtrodden* you're bi
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
*standing up for the downtrodden* you're bi
Calling them normal otherizes sweet potatoes, they are bitter potatoes
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Calling them normal otherizes sweet potatoes, they are bitter potatoes
One underrated thing about middle age is that my friends have finally stopped ODing or self-deleting but haven't started dying of health complications yet so I get a lil break from like 6 friends dying per year
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
One underrated thing about middle age is that my friends have finally stopped ODing or self-deleting but haven't started dying of health complications yet so I get a lil break from like 6 friends dying per year
Disney will eat your entire childhood. Your dreams, your fears, Stephen King, all gone to the langoliers, who will receive catch phrases. Pennywise will get a cute cgi best friend. The mouse from green mile will have spunk. And sass.
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Disney will eat your entire childhood. Your dreams, your fears, Stephen King, all gone to the langoliers, who will receive catch phrases. Pennywise will get a cute cgi best friend. The mouse from green mile will have spunk. And sass.
What should I bring the potluck
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
What should I bring the potluck
Im here in the Walmart near the pet food you fuckaas bitch
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Im here in the Walmart near the pet food you fuckaas bitch
Or they cheat
a man wearing a mask talks to a woman in front of a sign for skyteam
ALT: a man wearing a mask talks to a woman in front of a sign for skyteam
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November 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Or they cheat
Rush Limbaugh literally said in 2009, in the middle of a recession, directly after the market crashed, that he wanted Obama to fail.
Elon Musk said aspirationally that electing Trump would cause a period of hardship.
They don't hate their nationalistic symbols but they hate Americans.
Elon Musk said aspirationally that electing Trump would cause a period of hardship.
They don't hate their nationalistic symbols but they hate Americans.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Rush Limbaugh literally said in 2009, in the middle of a recession, directly after the market crashed, that he wanted Obama to fail.
Elon Musk said aspirationally that electing Trump would cause a period of hardship.
They don't hate their nationalistic symbols but they hate Americans.
Elon Musk said aspirationally that electing Trump would cause a period of hardship.
They don't hate their nationalistic symbols but they hate Americans.
"You hated clothes shopping as a kid" hmm any suspicion why?
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
"You hated clothes shopping as a kid" hmm any suspicion why?
Trying to explain to my parents that no, I did not die when I changed genders, but most of what they think they know about me was actually just several coping mechanisms in a trenchcoat
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Trying to explain to my parents that no, I did not die when I changed genders, but most of what they think they know about me was actually just several coping mechanisms in a trenchcoat
He has a face for blowies
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
He has a face for blowies
They take away our third spaces to punish the houseless and isolate us from each other then sell "friends" back to us full of spyware
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
They take away our third spaces to punish the houseless and isolate us from each other then sell "friends" back to us full of spyware
Call if horny, yeah?
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Call if horny, yeah?
Hey check this out:
Part One: Thomas Jefferson: King of Hypocrites | BEHIND THE BASTARDS
YouTube video by Behind the Bastards
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November 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Hey check this out: