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I voted for kamala but she lost because she shunned human rights in pursuit of moderate votes.
(Me if I were the best day of the week) girl I am SAT
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
(Me if I were the best day of the week) girl I am SAT
You wouldn't survive a day in my mom's vagina, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
You wouldn't survive a day in my mom's vagina, Charlie Brown
Investor: what's the new thing?
Tech CEO (just barely catching up on black mirror): um robot bees? Wait no give me a sec, I think it's going to be a fertility thing. OH! A website that pays people to do dumb stuff! Wait hold up, it's a startup for people in a coma... oh it's just AI again.
Tech CEO (just barely catching up on black mirror): um robot bees? Wait no give me a sec, I think it's going to be a fertility thing. OH! A website that pays people to do dumb stuff! Wait hold up, it's a startup for people in a coma... oh it's just AI again.
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Investor: what's the new thing?
Tech CEO (just barely catching up on black mirror): um robot bees? Wait no give me a sec, I think it's going to be a fertility thing. OH! A website that pays people to do dumb stuff! Wait hold up, it's a startup for people in a coma... oh it's just AI again.
Tech CEO (just barely catching up on black mirror): um robot bees? Wait no give me a sec, I think it's going to be a fertility thing. OH! A website that pays people to do dumb stuff! Wait hold up, it's a startup for people in a coma... oh it's just AI again.
My biggest gripes about Obi-Wan are that it should have just been a movie and also it feels like it wasn't written by someone who's watched a lot of star wars and that they should have made a series about Vader instead
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
My biggest gripes about Obi-Wan are that it should have just been a movie and also it feels like it wasn't written by someone who's watched a lot of star wars and that they should have made a series about Vader instead
Merry Charlie kirkmas 😭 jesus the commie is no longer our savior now charlie is our savior
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Merry Charlie kirkmas 😭 jesus the commie is no longer our savior now charlie is our savior
*standing up for the downtrodden* you're bi
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
*standing up for the downtrodden* you're bi
One underrated thing about middle age is that my friends have finally stopped ODing or self-deleting but haven't started dying of health complications yet so I get a lil break from like 6 friends dying per year
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
One underrated thing about middle age is that my friends have finally stopped ODing or self-deleting but haven't started dying of health complications yet so I get a lil break from like 6 friends dying per year
Disney will eat your entire childhood. Your dreams, your fears, Stephen King, all gone to the langoliers, who will receive catch phrases. Pennywise will get a cute cgi best friend. The mouse from green mile will have spunk. And sass.
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Disney will eat your entire childhood. Your dreams, your fears, Stephen King, all gone to the langoliers, who will receive catch phrases. Pennywise will get a cute cgi best friend. The mouse from green mile will have spunk. And sass.
What should I bring the potluck
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
What should I bring the potluck
Im here in the Walmart near the pet food you fuckaas bitch
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Im here in the Walmart near the pet food you fuckaas bitch
Rush Limbaugh literally said in 2009, in the middle of a recession, directly after the market crashed, that he wanted Obama to fail.
Elon Musk said aspirationally that electing Trump would cause a period of hardship.
They don't hate their nationalistic symbols but they hate Americans.
Elon Musk said aspirationally that electing Trump would cause a period of hardship.
They don't hate their nationalistic symbols but they hate Americans.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Rush Limbaugh literally said in 2009, in the middle of a recession, directly after the market crashed, that he wanted Obama to fail.
Elon Musk said aspirationally that electing Trump would cause a period of hardship.
They don't hate their nationalistic symbols but they hate Americans.
Elon Musk said aspirationally that electing Trump would cause a period of hardship.
They don't hate their nationalistic symbols but they hate Americans.
Trying to explain to my parents that no, I did not die when I changed genders, but most of what they think they know about me was actually just several coping mechanisms in a trenchcoat
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Trying to explain to my parents that no, I did not die when I changed genders, but most of what they think they know about me was actually just several coping mechanisms in a trenchcoat
They take away our third spaces to punish the houseless and isolate us from each other then sell "friends" back to us full of spyware
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
They take away our third spaces to punish the houseless and isolate us from each other then sell "friends" back to us full of spyware
Whenever someone else takes a photo of me I'm like "that is a funko pop"
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Whenever someone else takes a photo of me I'm like "that is a funko pop"
Me from a pocket dimension: mamdani is like superman? More like supershit!
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Me from a pocket dimension: mamdani is like superman? More like supershit!
Bluesky removed my only list than included Aaron Roderick because they're fucking babies.
It's also a Nathan For You joke that's intended to poke fun at the whole concept of lists. But the mods are too busy consuming csam to know about art
It's also a Nathan For You joke that's intended to poke fun at the whole concept of lists. But the mods are too busy consuming csam to know about art
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Bluesky removed my only list than included Aaron Roderick because they're fucking babies.
It's also a Nathan For You joke that's intended to poke fun at the whole concept of lists. But the mods are too busy consuming csam to know about art
It's also a Nathan For You joke that's intended to poke fun at the whole concept of lists. But the mods are too busy consuming csam to know about art
Is it any wonder that president Rump, who bulldozed the white house, and Caliph Mamdani, who did 9/11, are best friends? They both hate America!!!! 🌊🌊🌊
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Is it any wonder that president Rump, who bulldozed the white house, and Caliph Mamdani, who did 9/11, are best friends? They both hate America!!!! 🌊🌊🌊
I am an unborn baby. I support women's right to choose when to have children. #NotInMyName
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I am an unborn baby. I support women's right to choose when to have children. #NotInMyName
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If youre trans, whatever you do, you have to live. How else are you gonna become a milf?
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If youre trans, whatever you do, you have to live. How else are you gonna become a milf?
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*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
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tranny holidays are fun because i wake up and see everybody post about them and then i go to work where cis people treat me like dirt just like every other day
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
tranny holidays are fun because i wake up and see everybody post about them and then i go to work where cis people treat me like dirt just like every other day
I should probably be saying this to a confidant or AI or something but since I'm all alone and refuse to use AI I'll just make a thread about it instead.
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I should probably be saying this to a confidant or AI or something but since I'm all alone and refuse to use AI I'll just make a thread about it instead.
Bodily autonomy is a virtue.
If you want to be a girl you can just be a girl. If you want to be a boy, you can just be a boy. You also don't have to be either one. If you want boobs you can get some boobs. If you don't want boobs you can get rid of them. If you want to be blue, you can be blue.
If you want to be a girl you can just be a girl. If you want to be a boy, you can just be a boy. You also don't have to be either one. If you want boobs you can get some boobs. If you don't want boobs you can get rid of them. If you want to be blue, you can be blue.
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Bodily autonomy is a virtue.
If you want to be a girl you can just be a girl. If you want to be a boy, you can just be a boy. You also don't have to be either one. If you want boobs you can get some boobs. If you don't want boobs you can get rid of them. If you want to be blue, you can be blue.
If you want to be a girl you can just be a girl. If you want to be a boy, you can just be a boy. You also don't have to be either one. If you want boobs you can get some boobs. If you don't want boobs you can get rid of them. If you want to be blue, you can be blue.