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geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Deeny(they/them)
@geraldinepiche.bsky.social
I make art at www.geraldinepiche.com

My ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche

No AI is used to make my art

Spicy art alt: @darkdeeny.bsky.social

The hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalbjcl5qrtu
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I've decided to sell my merch at cost to make it as available as possible. i couldn't put my profit lower than a dollar per items, truth be told. if you have the means, you can tip me on my website when you make a purchase but it's really up to you.

www.geraldinepiche.com/store
Store 2 — Géraldine Piché
www.geraldinepiche.com
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Yr open mouth awaiting for my harvest, Charlie Brown
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My dark deeny account made it to 1k!!! Celebratory titties for everyone!
HOLY SHIT GANG WE MADE IT TO 1K

thank you all so much for your support this is huge for a porn account! I am very grateful for all of you! Titties! Titties for all of you!
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Titties, fam!!
HOLY SHIT GANG WE MADE IT TO 1K

thank you all so much for your support this is huge for a porn account! I am very grateful for all of you! Titties! Titties for all of you!
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Genie: "dude come on! Dont you want peace on earth? Money? Fame? Come on this is ridicu-"

Me*slapping down my second finished bag of shredded cheese* "You know what I want, bottle boy"
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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my friend Greg proudly told me his joke yesterday:

why’s american beer similar to having sex in a canoe?

cuz they’re both fuckin near water
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Here at chuck-e-cheese there are two seasons: winter and tire burning
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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ME: skip school and we’ll go to the movies

REBELLIOUS TEEN: fuck you dad i want to learn
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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[Pillsbury marketing meeting 1965]

Weird Carl: ok so the doughboy, what if we tickled him?
October 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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[freddy krueger enters my dream and it’s just me pogo sticking around on a giant dildo]

Freddy: what the..
September 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Bahaha
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I used to snort speed and cocaine and be able to go to bed fine and now i cant sleep if i have a slightly upbeat song stuck in my head
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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do you think rfk jrs dick is more like a pork rind or a bully stick
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I’m not celebrating Toyotathon this year, so don’t even think about wishing me Happy Honda Days
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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bro I ain't risking a tummyache for him
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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"girls have it so easy. just make an OF and show ur titties"
- guy who has no idea what marketing is and how much effort it takes even when you're pretty
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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fellas, find you a girl who won’t sacrifice anything at all for you
bro I ain't risking a tummyache for him
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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post white is when i skeet selfies
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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NEW TIER AVAILABLE ON PATREON

for those of you who would REALLY like to see more of me but don't want to break your piggy bank over it

patreon.com/Darkdeeny
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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“why did you give that homeless guy money? He’s just gonna spend it on drugs”

If he can buy drugs for $2 my fuckin hats off to him Terry
January 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Hello new followers! This is my porn alt account where I post (sometimes) the porn that I draw and (rarely) my tits but also (mostly) muse about the absurdities of being a sex worker. Feel free to unfollow if thats not your vibe or support me on patreon if its definitely your vibe ❤️
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Slice write extremely funny stories that you should all take a moment to read. I hired him to write my tijuana bibles and hes fantastic. Give him a shot
“Again the woman threw her drink in my face. Red wine rolled down my chin and stained my favorite tie. ‘I think there’s been a misunderstanding,’ I told her. ‘I said I’d like to have sex with you.’”

You can read the full entry here:

beefcarcass.com/that-time-i-...
THAT TIME I WENT TO A BAR
I was horny and I needed to spray my seed, so I went to a bar and met a classy dame. But is that the whole story? Pretty much. Read on!
beefcarcass.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Genie: "dude come on! Dont you want peace on earth? Money? Fame? Come on this is ridicu-"

Me*slapping down my second finished bag of shredded cheese* "You know what I want, bottle boy"
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I used to snort speed and cocaine and be able to go to bed fine and now i cant sleep if i have a slightly upbeat song stuck in my head
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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imdb is short for im down bad
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM