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This was the height of technology. We should have just stopped then.
February 18, 2026 at 4:21 PM
This was the height of technology. We should have just stopped then.
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I'm shocked. I'm floored. How was this so impossible to see coming?
Scoop: Ring's CEO told staff Search Party is not going to be just for dogs, according to a leaked email I obtained. Said it is "first for finding dogs" before suggesting it would be expanded to be used for crime:
www.404media.co/leaked-email...
www.404media.co/leaked-email...
Leaked Email Suggests Ring Plans to Expand ‘Search Party’ Surveillance Beyond Dogs
Ring's CEO told staff the feature is “first for finding dogs,” indicating a plan to expand.
www.404media.co
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I'm shocked. I'm floored. How was this so impossible to see coming?
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“COVID-19 has caused many Olympians and other athletes to miss important competitions and games in their careers; others have competed while actively infected. During the 2024 summer Olympics, runner Noah Lyles competed two days after being diagnosed with COVID-19 and collapsed at the end of a race”
The risks of SARS-CoV-2 and other airborne pathogens can be severe, but the media continues to stigmatize Olympians taking precautions as "worried" and "extreme". We know #LongCOVID can affect anyone, even elite athletes.
In the @thesicktimes.org today 😷🦠
thesicktimes.org/2026/02/10/w...
In the @thesicktimes.org today 😷🦠
thesicktimes.org/2026/02/10/w...
Winter Olympic athletes are rightfully taking COVID-19 precautions - The Sick Times
Despite a lack of COVID-19 precautions implemented by the 2026 Winter Olympics organizers in Italy, some athletes, teams, and their loved ones are protecting themselves from airborne pathogens by mask...
thesicktimes.org
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
“COVID-19 has caused many Olympians and other athletes to miss important competitions and games in their careers; others have competed while actively infected. During the 2024 summer Olympics, runner Noah Lyles competed two days after being diagnosed with COVID-19 and collapsed at the end of a race”
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The Godfather Part II cast members left the table in the same order that they left this world.
Only Al Pacino remains.
Only Al Pacino remains.
February 18, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The Godfather Part II cast members left the table in the same order that they left this world.
Only Al Pacino remains.
Only Al Pacino remains.
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Millions of Epstein files suggest the existence of a 'global criminal enterprise' that carried out acts meeting the legal threshold of crimes against humanity, a panel of independent experts appointed by the UN Human Rights Council says.
Allegations in Epstein files may amount to 'crimes against humanity,' UN experts say
Millions of files related to the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein suggest the existence of a "global criminal enterprise" that carried out acts meeting the legal threshold of crimes against humanity,...
www.reuters.com
February 18, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Millions of Epstein files suggest the existence of a 'global criminal enterprise' that carried out acts meeting the legal threshold of crimes against humanity, a panel of independent experts appointed by the UN Human Rights Council says.
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Oh, this is really, really bad.
Suicide rates absolutely will go up.
You cannot take a person with serious mental health problems and yank their meds away without serious repercussions.
You just can't.
This is beyond cruel.
Suicide rates absolutely will go up.
You cannot take a person with serious mental health problems and yank their meds away without serious repercussions.
You just can't.
This is beyond cruel.
As expected, MAGA is coming after disability benefits for combat veterans.
Here's just one example of the rule's impact: Veterans taking anti-depressants for PTSD will be forced to stop taking the medication in order to retain their disability payments.
Here's just one example of the rule's impact: Veterans taking anti-depressants for PTSD will be forced to stop taking the medication in order to retain their disability payments.
Veterans slam new VA rule for determining disability ratings
The new rule states that a disability level must be based on how well a veteran functions while on medication and not on the underlying impairment.
www.stripes.com
February 18, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Oh, this is really, really bad.
Suicide rates absolutely will go up.
You cannot take a person with serious mental health problems and yank their meds away without serious repercussions.
You just can't.
This is beyond cruel.
Suicide rates absolutely will go up.
You cannot take a person with serious mental health problems and yank their meds away without serious repercussions.
You just can't.
This is beyond cruel.
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me telling my seedlings they’re not allowed to die or else
March 6, 2025 at 9:19 AM
me telling my seedlings they’re not allowed to die or else
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wild how rfk jr looks like someone wearing an rfk jr suit
February 18, 2026 at 8:31 AM
wild how rfk jr looks like someone wearing an rfk jr suit
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the overseer of project 2025 is telling you out loud that every inch you cede on trans rights is part of the plan to create a white christian fascist state
Kevin Roberts, President of The Heritage Foundation, claims that evidence suggests a correlation between undergoing Trans Medical Care and acts of violence.
He states Heritage's public policy solution is to ban it for all ages and they're willing to work towards this goal on an incremental basis.
He states Heritage's public policy solution is to ban it for all ages and they're willing to work towards this goal on an incremental basis.
February 18, 2026 at 9:08 AM
the overseer of project 2025 is telling you out loud that every inch you cede on trans rights is part of the plan to create a white christian fascist state
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“In 2024, Stephin Merritt of the Magnetic Fields shared that he had not fully recovered four years after first being infected, and that he was still experiencing neurological issues that left the notoriously prolific musician unable to finish writing any new songs.”
thesicktimes.org/2026/02/17/t...
thesicktimes.org/2026/02/17/t...
These artists are making concerts safer with COVID-19 precautions - The Sick Times
While most of the music industry has “moved on,” COVID-conscious performers have been working to prevent their shows from being superspreaders.
thesicktimes.org
February 18, 2026 at 12:57 AM
“In 2024, Stephin Merritt of the Magnetic Fields shared that he had not fully recovered four years after first being infected, and that he was still experiencing neurological issues that left the notoriously prolific musician unable to finish writing any new songs.”
thesicktimes.org/2026/02/17/t...
thesicktimes.org/2026/02/17/t...
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Yeah I had posted the story on this. Instead of doing something to actually make up for this fucked up miscarriage of justice, they decided to pile on more fuckedupness.
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
February 18, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Yeah I had posted the story on this. Instead of doing something to actually make up for this fucked up miscarriage of justice, they decided to pile on more fuckedupness.
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
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Heartbreaking—and enraging—update on Juan Nicolas.
February 18, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Heartbreaking—and enraging—update on Juan Nicolas.
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BREAKING: I obtained text messages in which an aide to U.S. Rep. Tony Gonzales, R-San Antonio, acknowledged she "had an affair with our boss."
2 sources said the affair was an "open secret" in the office. The staffer died by suicide last year. @expressnews.com:
www.expressnews.com/news/article...
2 sources said the affair was an "open secret" in the office. The staffer died by suicide last year. @expressnews.com:
www.expressnews.com/news/article...
Tony Gonzales had affair with aide who set herself on fire, ex-staffer says
Months before her death, Regina Santos-Aviles texted a fellow Gonzales staffer saying she had an affair with the congressman. He has ducked questions about it.
www.expressnews.com
February 18, 2026 at 2:00 AM
BREAKING: I obtained text messages in which an aide to U.S. Rep. Tony Gonzales, R-San Antonio, acknowledged she "had an affair with our boss."
2 sources said the affair was an "open secret" in the office. The staffer died by suicide last year. @expressnews.com:
www.expressnews.com/news/article...
2 sources said the affair was an "open secret" in the office. The staffer died by suicide last year. @expressnews.com:
www.expressnews.com/news/article...
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she should have been allowed to kill one guy per season
February 17, 2026 at 10:13 PM
she should have been allowed to kill one guy per season
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This is why I have both a large commercial HEPA and a smaller one pointing at my face even in my private office in the hospitals I work in.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/stu...
www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/stu...
Study: SARS-CoV-2 RNA found in 39% of hospital air samples during outbreaks, despite good ventilation
www.cidrap.umn.edu
February 17, 2026 at 10:58 PM
This is why I have both a large commercial HEPA and a smaller one pointing at my face even in my private office in the hospitals I work in.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/stu...
www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/stu...
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This thread goes so hard
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 18, 2026 at 3:49 AM
This thread goes so hard
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I think one of the least talked about factors re: abortion debate is how completely unfit teens are to be parents. This dipshit is 20, heavily dependent on mommy for everything, and he’s already let his 2 year old wander off twice. Allowing teenagers to raise and nurture babies puts babies at risk
NEW: GOP Rep Lauren Boebert's adult son has again been cited for child abuse without injury after Boebert's grandson wandered away from her home for a second time. Last year, Boebert said it was a "one-time incident that we have addressed as a family." www.9news.com/article/news...
Rep. Lauren Boebert's son cited after grandson again wanders away from congresswoman's home
Boebert's son, Tyler Boebert, was cited on a misdemeanor charge of child abuse without injury, according to Windsor Police.
www.9news.com
February 18, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I think one of the least talked about factors re: abortion debate is how completely unfit teens are to be parents. This dipshit is 20, heavily dependent on mommy for everything, and he’s already let his 2 year old wander off twice. Allowing teenagers to raise and nurture babies puts babies at risk
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Grew up with 4 male siblings but not one funk soul brother.
February 18, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Grew up with 4 male siblings but not one funk soul brother.
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I am rubber and you are glue. Glue, would you like to smoke some weed?
February 18, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I am rubber and you are glue. Glue, would you like to smoke some weed?
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Got kicked out of the gym today for setting off the smoke alarm while running in my corduroy shorts
February 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Got kicked out of the gym today for setting off the smoke alarm while running in my corduroy shorts