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· Oct 21
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![Facebook marketplace listing: Cattle Semen Tank, $400
Used semen tank, posting for my husband, if interested, call [hidden information], Bill](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mm5ebihpjvtrdunomulbls5m/bafkreiaxbnywobr2u65k3m4ke3hh32ktlpv2xki32rmamrcgrcx7pjiese@jpeg)
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Yeah I had posted the story on this. Instead of doing something to actually make up for this fucked up miscarriage of justice, they decided to pile on more fuckedupness.
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
February 18, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Yeah I had posted the story on this. Instead of doing something to actually make up for this fucked up miscarriage of justice, they decided to pile on more fuckedupness.
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
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Heartbreaking—and enraging—update on Juan Nicolas.
February 18, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Heartbreaking—and enraging—update on Juan Nicolas.
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BREAKING: I obtained text messages in which an aide to U.S. Rep. Tony Gonzales, R-San Antonio, acknowledged she "had an affair with our boss."
2 sources said the affair was an "open secret" in the office. The staffer died by suicide last year. @expressnews.com:
www.expressnews.com/news/article...
2 sources said the affair was an "open secret" in the office. The staffer died by suicide last year. @expressnews.com:
www.expressnews.com/news/article...
Tony Gonzales had affair with aide who set herself on fire, ex-staffer says
Months before her death, Regina Santos-Aviles texted a fellow Gonzales staffer saying she had an affair with the congressman. He has ducked questions about it.
www.expressnews.com
February 18, 2026 at 2:00 AM
BREAKING: I obtained text messages in which an aide to U.S. Rep. Tony Gonzales, R-San Antonio, acknowledged she "had an affair with our boss."
2 sources said the affair was an "open secret" in the office. The staffer died by suicide last year. @expressnews.com:
www.expressnews.com/news/article...
2 sources said the affair was an "open secret" in the office. The staffer died by suicide last year. @expressnews.com:
www.expressnews.com/news/article...
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she should have been allowed to kill one guy per season
February 17, 2026 at 10:13 PM
she should have been allowed to kill one guy per season
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This is why I have both a large commercial HEPA and a smaller one pointing at my face even in my private office in the hospitals I work in.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/stu...
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Study: SARS-CoV-2 RNA found in 39% of hospital air samples during outbreaks, despite good ventilation
www.cidrap.umn.edu
February 17, 2026 at 10:58 PM
This is why I have both a large commercial HEPA and a smaller one pointing at my face even in my private office in the hospitals I work in.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/stu...
www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/stu...
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This thread goes so hard
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 18, 2026 at 3:49 AM
This thread goes so hard
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I think one of the least talked about factors re: abortion debate is how completely unfit teens are to be parents. This dipshit is 20, heavily dependent on mommy for everything, and he’s already let his 2 year old wander off twice. Allowing teenagers to raise and nurture babies puts babies at risk
NEW: GOP Rep Lauren Boebert's adult son has again been cited for child abuse without injury after Boebert's grandson wandered away from her home for a second time. Last year, Boebert said it was a "one-time incident that we have addressed as a family." www.9news.com/article/news...
Rep. Lauren Boebert's son cited after grandson again wanders away from congresswoman's home
Boebert's son, Tyler Boebert, was cited on a misdemeanor charge of child abuse without injury, according to Windsor Police.
www.9news.com
February 18, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I think one of the least talked about factors re: abortion debate is how completely unfit teens are to be parents. This dipshit is 20, heavily dependent on mommy for everything, and he’s already let his 2 year old wander off twice. Allowing teenagers to raise and nurture babies puts babies at risk
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Grew up with 4 male siblings but not one funk soul brother.
February 18, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Grew up with 4 male siblings but not one funk soul brother.
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I am rubber and you are glue. Glue, would you like to smoke some weed?
February 18, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I am rubber and you are glue. Glue, would you like to smoke some weed?
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Got kicked out of the gym today for setting off the smoke alarm while running in my corduroy shorts
February 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Got kicked out of the gym today for setting off the smoke alarm while running in my corduroy shorts
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The first song you heard from him when you were 13
you are all fools the REAL music question that will cause intergenerational warfare on bluesky is actually: what is weird al's signature song?
February 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
The first song you heard from him when you were 13
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ICE agents crashed directly into a 19-year-old refugee's car, pulled him out from the wreck, threw him on the ground, then rushed him off to detention before he could locate the immigration papers in his car that proved he's here lawfully. democracyforward.org/wp-content/u...
February 17, 2026 at 8:15 PM
ICE agents crashed directly into a 19-year-old refugee's car, pulled him out from the wreck, threw him on the ground, then rushed him off to detention before he could locate the immigration papers in his car that proved he's here lawfully. democracyforward.org/wp-content/u...
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Remembering the late, great comics artist Curt Swan, born on this date in 1920. At the 1973 National Cartoonist Society Reuben Awards banquet, he was kind enough to pause from chewing on his rubber chicken and sketch the annoying teen that I was the superhero for which he was most known.
February 18, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Remembering the late, great comics artist Curt Swan, born on this date in 1920. At the 1973 National Cartoonist Society Reuben Awards banquet, he was kind enough to pause from chewing on his rubber chicken and sketch the annoying teen that I was the superhero for which he was most known.
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February 18, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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sorry about youtube everyone. i tried uploading my 10 hour EDM remix of gal gadot's "imagine" video and i think gemini lost its mind
February 18, 2026 at 2:04 AM
sorry about youtube everyone. i tried uploading my 10 hour EDM remix of gal gadot's "imagine" video and i think gemini lost its mind
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girl what the shit are you even talking about?
Council Member Pearll Warren speaking against a resolution calling for defunding immigration enforcement. Says it would leave us defenseless against immigrants from "the land of one-eyed people eaters, and they had three hairs on top of their head — if they're doing something crazy that's not okay."
February 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
girl what the shit are you even talking about?
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Cars is the only honest Cartoon
February 18, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Cars is the only honest Cartoon
rfk never does leg day that’s why his goofy ass is wearing jeans in the pool
February 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
rfk never does leg day that’s why his goofy ass is wearing jeans in the pool
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reminder: don’t sweep your house, take out your trash, do laundry, or cut or wash your hair today! happy lunar new year 🧧🔥🐴
February 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
reminder: don’t sweep your house, take out your trash, do laundry, or cut or wash your hair today! happy lunar new year 🧧🔥🐴