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Thousands of institutions abandoned programs, ended or rewrote scholarships, closed down clubs and publications, all in pre-emptive compliance.

And you know why?

Mostly because they wanted to do it if they thought they could blame someone else for it.
BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.

This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
February 18, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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if you are trying to steal a car and the alarm goes off you can just snooze it and then you have nine more minutes
February 18, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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kamala harris only lost the election because the government didnt want her peeling the paint off the walls with her catastrophically stinky farts. they loved her support of genocide, and strict immigration laws, but the farts were just too much.
February 18, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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that’s the sound of a seal breaking
JUST IN: Judge Provinzino in Minnesota has held a Justice Department attorney in civil contempt for violations of her order requiring the return of a released ICE detainee’s ID documents. He must pay $500 a day until the documents are returned.
February 18, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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this is why we don’t comply in advance.

relatedly, this is why i am irate at every children’s hospital that cancelled their gender affirming care programs without a fight. when you have the law and the facts on your side you especially have to fight back.
BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.

This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
February 19, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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to mid post or not to mid post
February 18, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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As a kid I never imagined I’d be richer than my dad, older than Batman, and smarter than the President.
February 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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NEWS: The FBI interviewed an Epstein victim who accused Trump of sexually assaulting her when she was underage not once — but at least FOUR times. But the document that shows those additional interviews appears to have been deleted from the DOJ website. substack.com/home/post/p-...
DOJ Removed Record of Multiple FBI Interviews with Underage Trump Accuser, Epstein Data Shows
The FBI spoke at least four times with a woman who credibly accused Trump of sexually assaulting her when she was a minor, Epstein files show. That document is no longer accessible on the DOJ website.
substack.com
February 18, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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Just saw an ad that started out "your kids won't remember their best day of screen time" and while I of course broadly agree with the sentiment that you should do activities with your children, don't tell me i don't remember beating zelda a link to the past
February 18, 2026 at 8:58 PM
a blessed Ash Wednesday, and Ramadan Mubarak to all friends who celebrate
February 19, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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So late with this fact today it’s actually tomorrow…well around these parts at least!
Hope it finds you in good spirits no matter what day it arrives with you.
Here’s your landscape bee for today. Or tomorrow. Or yesterday…ah now I’m all confused…can we start over?
#bees
#confused
February 19, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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the president of my alma mater canceled all the diversity scholarships bc of this and I showed up at a fancy event he had in Georgetown and got in his face about it and told him this is how it would end up

pretty sure he just wanted to do it anyway
BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.

This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
February 19, 2026 at 12:23 AM
incidentally, the story of how louis pasteur cured a boy of rabies was my absolute favorite bedtime story when i was tiny.
February 19, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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Small towns without instruments will be “left behind” and “overrun with pool halls”, says musical instrument salesman.
February 18, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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Gonna put Baby in a corner today. Nobody can stop me. Swayze? He dead.
February 18, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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Changed it up a bit

go.bsky.app/MmnKXs7
February 17, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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Public health and green groups sue the EPA over the repeal of greenhouse gases rule that regulates emissions and fights climate change.
Public health and green groups sue EPA over repeal of greenhouse gases rule
The Obama-era finding underpins nearly all climate regulations under the Clean Air Act.
nbcnews.to
February 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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The Brazilian political system is, structurally, very similar to the American one. But when they elected a Trump-style authoritarian back in 2018, their Congress and Supreme Court actually fought back.

I went to Brazil to find out why. And what I learned surprised me.

www.vox.com/politics/479...
How one country stopped a Trump-style authoritarian in his tracks
What Brazil got right that America got wrong.
www.vox.com
February 18, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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Look at that jet back, thick, little head of hair. 8 weeks old. Shame on every one of these despicable excuses for human beings. Shame on humanity. There will be a reckoning. Count on it.
February 18, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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It’s been two weeks and, if anything, my Grammy fever’s gotten worse.
February 18, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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remake i movie where one person is human and the rest are muppets? ok, its the Muppet movie and now Kermit is a strange naked green human man. you did this to yourself.
February 18, 2026 at 5:26 PM
rip michael jackson
February 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM