yes, now the “kitchen table issue” is that i am bleeding out on the kitchen table
January 12, 2026 at 8:51 PM
yes, now the “kitchen table issue” is that i am bleeding out on the kitchen table
an entire fire department standing in front of a burning home doing nothing, proudly boasting to a news reporter “this is what firefighting looks like” while the neighbors extinguish the flames
January 12, 2026 at 5:50 PM
an entire fire department standing in front of a burning home doing nothing, proudly boasting to a news reporter “this is what firefighting looks like” while the neighbors extinguish the flames
look inward
a man in a pink shirt and tie is talking to another man in an office .
Alt: Danny devito in it’s always sunny berating a guy saying “did i just do your job for you” because apparently jerome powell is doing the DNC’s job for them and taking an actual stand
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 5:46 PM
look inward
if i hear the phrase “kitchen table issues” one more time i’m going to slam my head through a plate glass window coated with sand
January 12, 2026 at 5:45 PM
if i hear the phrase “kitchen table issues” one more time i’m going to slam my head through a plate glass window coated with sand
pretending like you did shit
January 12, 2026 at 5:42 PM
pretending like you did shit
so the fed chair shows more backbone than the entire democratic establishment to date, and the dem party is… bragging about this like you achieved something?
this is what public service looks like? so what exactly have you been doing?
this is what public service looks like? so what exactly have you been doing?
January 12, 2026 at 5:36 PM
so the fed chair shows more backbone than the entire democratic establishment to date, and the dem party is… bragging about this like you achieved something?
this is what public service looks like? so what exactly have you been doing?
this is what public service looks like? so what exactly have you been doing?
new website: extremely gay memes for christian teens
January 12, 2026 at 2:39 PM
new website: extremely gay memes for christian teens
(urologist that’s really into the beatles) imagine all the peeholes
January 12, 2026 at 5:04 AM
(urologist that’s really into the beatles) imagine all the peeholes
it’s too late for you, i have already pictured you in an impossibly tiny boat circling a drain really fast
January 12, 2026 at 4:54 AM
it’s too late for you, i have already pictured you in an impossibly tiny boat circling a drain really fast
(leaning against a railing moments before eating shit) i’ve become something of a poster myself
January 12, 2026 at 4:47 AM
(leaning against a railing moments before eating shit) i’ve become something of a poster myself
they’re making harry potter 9: return of grunch
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 AM
they’re making harry potter 9: return of grunch
the current season of us government is a tubi original
January 12, 2026 at 4:42 AM
the current season of us government is a tubi original
they’re called boomers because they’re always ripping those sloppy loud shameful farts
January 12, 2026 at 2:19 AM
they’re called boomers because they’re always ripping those sloppy loud shameful farts
my exit strategy is to exit through an exit perhaps a door or corridor even
January 12, 2026 at 2:19 AM
my exit strategy is to exit through an exit perhaps a door or corridor even
i’m developing a substance
January 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
i’m developing a substance
president dementia
vice president lobotomy
health secretary worm brain
vice president lobotomy
health secretary worm brain
January 12, 2026 at 2:06 AM
president dementia
vice president lobotomy
health secretary worm brain
vice president lobotomy
health secretary worm brain
united states of head injuries
January 12, 2026 at 2:05 AM
united states of head injuries
Reposted by slop enjoyer
yeah he’s slithering around austin somewhere unforch
January 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
yeah he’s slithering around austin somewhere unforch
i’m doing small batch cat food
January 10, 2026 at 5:33 AM
i’m doing small batch cat food
this is the final update i will hurt after this
January 10, 2026 at 3:36 AM
this is the final update i will hurt after this
we got a green pesto, a red pepper pesto, homemade alfredo, sausage vodka sauce, and brown butter sage
January 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
we got a green pesto, a red pepper pesto, homemade alfredo, sausage vodka sauce, and brown butter sage