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idk I literally just got here
yes, now the “kitchen table issue” is that i am bleeding out on the kitchen table
January 12, 2026 at 8:51 PM
so the fed chair shows more backbone than the entire democratic establishment to date, and the dem party is… bragging about this like you achieved something?

this is what public service looks like? so what exactly have you been doing?
January 12, 2026 at 5:36 PM
president dementia
vice president lobotomy
health secretary worm brain
January 12, 2026 at 2:06 AM
yeah he’s slithering around austin somewhere unforch
January 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
January 10, 2026 at 5:25 AM