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slop.guru
i’m so fucking tired of ai giving blatantly false answers
google search for roku city citizenship process: There's no "citizenship" process for Roku City; it's the name for Roku's animated screensaver featuring a charming, evolving city with Easter eggs, not a real…
January 14, 2026 at 1:41 AM
slop.guru
pretending like you did shit
a picture of kids playing video games, the two labeled “jerome powell” on the left have controllers plugged in. the youngest kid on the right is holding a controller that isn’t plugged into anything. that’s the DNC because they don’t do fucking shit and then pander for approval like they contributed
January 12, 2026 at 5:42 PM
slop.guru
2026
melted garfield drawing doing a thumbs up captioned “cripling depreshin”
January 10, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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extremely close up horse face meme
January 10, 2026 at 5:25 AM
slop.guru
horse boy
extreme close up of a siamese cat, the distortion kind of looks like the close up horse meme
January 10, 2026 at 5:22 AM
slop.guru
this is the final update i will hurt after this
dining room table with plain penne, a big bowl of sausage vodka sauce, brown butter sage ravioli, pesto fettuccine, red pesto rigatoni, caesar salad, ricotta bread and garlic bread
January 10, 2026 at 3:36 AM
slop.guru
nobody is doing it like this
rigatoni in a red pepper sauce in a serving bowl, alongside penne and a variety of sauces on a kitchen counter
January 10, 2026 at 3:15 AM
slop.guru
i did these by hand and i’m pretty proud of them

jeb_please_clap.tiff
A cutting board with handmade ravioli and fettuccine, a knife, and a chopstick (this is the secret to rolling perfect ravioli edges!)
January 10, 2026 at 2:47 AM
slop.guru
incredible things are happening
a bowl of fresh pasta under a mixer
January 10, 2026 at 2:11 AM
slop.guru
BREAKING: the envoy from focaccia city has arrived
focaccia loaves being basted with herb butter
January 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
slop.guru
ball is life
a big wrapped ball of pasta dough resting on a butcher block counter
January 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
slop.guru
they hated him, for he told the truth
ceej @ceej.online 20+ Blocks
January 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
slop.guru
i have thought about this picture every day for ten years
dog that looks like a human wearing a birthday hat and a cookie cake and the dog looks super high
January 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
slop.guru
INSANELY dishonest interpretation of what he said, asshole
“We do not need any further help from the federal government,” Walz said during a press conference in Minneapolis on Wednesday. “To Donald Trump and [Homeland Security Secretary] Kristi Noem: You’ve done enough.” “I’ve issued a warning order to prepare the Minnesota National Guard,” Walz added. “These National Guard troops are our National Guard troops. Minnesota will not allow our community to be used as a prop in a national political fight.” Asked how he planned to deploy the National Guard, Walz said he didn’t know yet before acknowledging the extraordinary nature of the situation, telling reporters, “We’ve never been at war with our federal government.”
January 8, 2026 at 1:08 AM
slop.guru
possibly, but i don’t think so in context of what he said it felt pretty clear to me, especially this section
“We do not need any further help from the federal government,” Walz said during a press conference in Minneapolis on Wednesday. “To Donald Trump and [Homeland Security Secretary] Kristi Noem: You’ve done enough.” “I’ve issued a warning order to prepare the Minnesota National Guard,” Walz added. “These National Guard troops are our National Guard troops. Minnesota will not allow our community to be used as a prop in a national political fight.” Asked how he planned to deploy the National Guard, Walz said he didn’t know yet before acknowledging the extraordinary nature of the situation, telling reporters, “We’ve never been at war with our federal government.”
January 8, 2026 at 1:06 AM
slop.guru
governor tim walz has issued a warn notice to ready the MN national guard against ICE
January 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
slop.guru
play this loud, play this often, play it on repeat
January 7, 2026 at 9:59 PM
slop.guru
kevin cam:
the meme of the guy riding the bike and putting a stick in his own spokes and then eating shit and hurting
January 6, 2026 at 8:28 PM
slop.guru
democrats every time republicans do something abhorrent
screengrab from the movie baseketball: “I swear, you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here.”
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 AM
slop.guru
please god i need to see the size large
sad looking beagle (i think) wearing one of those cute little propeller hats with a caption that says “*Model is wearing a size Small”
January 5, 2026 at 3:56 AM
slop.guru
dude can’t even sleep without being dramatic
robin the siamese cat snoozing on the carpet, with dramatic slotted lighting coming between the blinds making him look like his one true love has left him
January 4, 2026 at 9:14 PM
slop.guru
i love this webbed site cont'd
follow up reply: ‪Gabriel S. Jacobs‬ ‪@gsjphd.bsky.social‬ · 3h Well, emissions have continued to fall in the year of available data since you made that accusation. And emissions are down about 20% in Khan's tenure. I dunno man, I'm gonna judge you by the quality of your past public statements.
January 3, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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i love this webbed site
a screenshot of a bsky post and reply: the original post: Jon Burke🌍‬ ‪@jonburkeuk.bsky.social‬ · 5h Mamdani will now focus on private developer-led housing as if it is any way radical, rather than something the development industry love. He’ll also jettison anything even mildly environmentally progressive, citing ‘costs for hardworking New Yorkers’. Mark my words. This isn’t my first rodeo. the reply: Gabriel S. Jacobs ‪@gsjphd.bsky.social‬ Indeed, it's not your first rodeo! In 2022 you accused London Mayor Sadiq Khan of being a hypocrite on climate issues and letting emissions balloon. How'd that prediction age?
January 3, 2026 at 1:37 AM
slop.guru
what could this possibly mean
a close up of a car license plate “I8ADLTG”
December 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
slop.guru
we’ve done it folks
Final beautiful stew in a bowl with some nice fresh cracked pepper
December 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM