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if you post something like “thats just life in the TURD reich” under strangers’ unrelated posts, a band of 12 oompa loompas armed with assault weapons should immediately halo jump into the top of your house

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 21h

same. absolutely insane speedrun

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 21h

before you come in here with a hot take we all know why ok

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 21h

this is very much a single data point and maybe my posts are true rawdog trash, but it definitely seems like engagement on bsky fell off a cliff in the last week or so

wonder why

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 21h

i thought the same but alas

slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 21h

some days, i am very much on the website. other days, i am not on the website as much. curious

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 21h

a minion that says “jojo siwa” before dropping an 8000 pound piano on your neck and skull

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 21h

i would buy this

slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 21h

he’s gonna fuckin kill me

grainy zoom photo of siamese cat at the end of a hallway looking sinister but also cute

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 22h

thinking of inventing a hot gogurt

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 1d

they're beating my bare butt and back on tubi tv

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 1d

link please this is exactly my niche of content

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 1d

double shame if they use braindead zingers like "turd reich" or "cheeto musk"

we get it, you're comedy's greatest mind

slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 1d

fyi to my federated network friends - if you want to keep an eye on both bsky and mastodon in one app, and manage crossposting automatically, highly recommend openvibe (ios & android)

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 1d

chatgpt’s big reveal being “we’re doing apps now!” is so fucking funny to me lmao

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 1d

you accidentally invented mcdonalds

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