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alexis simpson

@amutepiggy.bsky.social

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i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · Nov 21

reskeet if you think @mcuban.bsky.social should give @dumb.baby one million dollars

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 2h

learning to embrace sucking is the greatest gift you can ever give yourself as a creative

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 5h

Don’t feel stupid if you fell for fake video. It can be really hard to tell these days. But we do have to try and be careful with what we share because there’s so much AI video out there.

It’s just the world we live in now.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 2h

fuck! i got got!! but thank you for your work

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 2h

This video is AI.

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 9h

A rat ran across the table at Al Jazeera during a broadcast 🐀 😬

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Michele Okoh |🖤🩶🤍💜|🔺🐘 @okohlaw.bsky.social · 6h

It’s the Portland way.

LA: we will fight you.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 2h

(shhh. it could work)

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 2h

tee hee HEE hee (wink!)

alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 2h

you're welcome!

alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 2h

mr president sir, they're saying baby jessica fell down a well better than anyone; they're saying no one could fall down a well better than her, there's no way a grown man could fall down a well as good as that baby did

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tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · 3h

Scheming beast. What foul plan hatches from the swamp of your mind

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · Mar 26

Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

Close up of Pinkie Pie looking at a newspaper comic saying “Hmpf. I thought these were supposed to be funny?”

The comic is called Ponybert by Trot Adams. It opens with a building and we see a word balloon that says “Well?” The second panel is of Ponybert, the Dilbert stand-in saying “No one is smart but me.”

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 3h

i used my finest bad italian accent for you 🥰❤️

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 3h

The closer you get to peak baseball, the less fun everyone has. It's a statistical fact

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 3h

I'm the cutest person in this graveyard

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 3h

Fucking a couch really do just be woke chauvinism

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 3h

if you gotta da money, why notta give-a da aid to my pal Marla

Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social · 1d

Hi ♥️ I'm in trouble again with a week of migraines and messy sleep patterns. I need 450 by 10/11 and 50 in the meantime for groceries. Other bills are piling up

www.paypal.me/marlahsmith

Venmo: venmo.com/u/Marla-Smit...

cash.app/$marlahsmith

#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransCrowdfund #HelpSky

Pay Marla Smith using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/marlahsmith and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15h

she needs to be draped on a piano singing some cole porter standards

a rusty colored pussy cat reclining on a table and serving you know what

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evil lesbian john williams @micropolyphonia.bsky.social · 3h

(batman "do i look like a cop?" voice) DO I LOOK LIKE A TOP?

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 4h

It simply should not be possible for the president to repeatedly claim that a major city is burning without a wall of live standups happening in that city clearly demonstrating that it is not

Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 5h

American broadcast journalism has utterly failed and is a dead industry, there's nothing left worth saving