Van Weasel
@vanweezer.bsky.social
Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
This is true a lot more often than most of y'all are willing to admit
You have never been more right
February 10, 2026 at 1:25 PM
This is true a lot more often than most of y'all are willing to admit
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I'm something of a fashionista myself
March 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I'm something of a fashionista myself
The funny thing about the Megyn Kelly character arc is that she was rejected by woke 1.0 and so she's so bitter and rejected about it that she'll never even see woke 2.0 coming
oh god I just saw the clip of Megyn Kelly freaking out at piers Morgan — which includes her saying “Latinos” yes in that fake accent way — about how having the bad bunny thing in Spanish was a middle finger to the vast majority of Americans who don’t speak Spanish. I mean, it’s music
February 10, 2026 at 12:54 PM
The funny thing about the Megyn Kelly character arc is that she was rejected by woke 1.0 and so she's so bitter and rejected about it that she'll never even see woke 2.0 coming
This year I've decided to finally make everything about me
February 10, 2026 at 12:44 PM
This year I've decided to finally make everything about me
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hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
February 10, 2026 at 6:43 AM
hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
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forgot about making this one
people getting Q to post the piss picture again
February 10, 2026 at 4:52 AM
forgot about making this one
I wonder if one of my old bosses who had to turn into a state witness in a federal bribery case is in the Epstein files
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I wonder if one of my old bosses who had to turn into a state witness in a federal bribery case is in the Epstein files
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this is what happens in your mentions when you make a viral post
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
this is what happens in your mentions when you make a viral post
You know, from your dog's perspective if you only drank water from closed containers they'd probably assume you got your water from the toilet like them
February 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
You know, from your dog's perspective if you only drank water from closed containers they'd probably assume you got your water from the toilet like them
Trump will use a nuke before the end just to say he did
February 10, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Trump will use a nuke before the end just to say he did
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just thinking about naked figure skating all those dicks and tits flopping and flying about
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
just thinking about naked figure skating all those dicks and tits flopping and flying about
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I think collectively, we at least partially wanted the child at the Super Bowl to be Liam because the little boy on stage looked happy and healthy and our hearts want so badly to think these children can somehow magically recover from the evils our government is doing.
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I think collectively, we at least partially wanted the child at the Super Bowl to be Liam because the little boy on stage looked happy and healthy and our hearts want so badly to think these children can somehow magically recover from the evils our government is doing.
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The fifth element is love?? HA! That's not even a real thing
May 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The fifth element is love?? HA! That's not even a real thing
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I'm going to start searching for any posts that mention the Fifth Element and I swear to God if they aren't fucking GLAZING the film I will lose my shit publicly in their mentions
May 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I'm going to start searching for any posts that mention the Fifth Element and I swear to God if they aren't fucking GLAZING the film I will lose my shit publicly in their mentions
Using my drafts to write a screenplay
February 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Using my drafts to write a screenplay
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Hello darkness my old friend
November 12, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Hello darkness my old friend
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i fucking love this place i’ll never leave
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
i fucking love this place i’ll never leave
We are going to win lol. Woke 2.0 baby, let's gooo
February 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
We are going to win lol. Woke 2.0 baby, let's gooo
Trying to prove someone at work wrong so this is very very important:
What's the first word or phrase that comes to mind in relation to the word "gravy"
What's the first word or phrase that comes to mind in relation to the word "gravy"
February 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Trying to prove someone at work wrong so this is very very important:
What's the first word or phrase that comes to mind in relation to the word "gravy"
What's the first word or phrase that comes to mind in relation to the word "gravy"
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Your drafts sucked so bad they broke the website
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Your drafts sucked so bad they broke the website
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one time on tumblr someone said something to this effect and several dozen people came out and said it was ableist to expect them to always obey the speed limit because they have ADHD
This technology already exists and is widely used. It doesn't involve 'government surveillance' and would not allow ICE or any other government agency to stop individual cars.
Just say you think thousands of kids dying every year is worth it so you can speed!
www.autoweek.com/news/a615322...
Just say you think thousands of kids dying every year is worth it so you can speed!
www.autoweek.com/news/a615322...
Speed Limiters Now Mandatory in All New EU Cars
Intelligent Speed Assist (ISA) isn't an ironclad speeding prevention system, but could be just annoying enough to spark a backlash.
www.autoweek.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:12 PM
one time on tumblr someone said something to this effect and several dozen people came out and said it was ableist to expect them to always obey the speed limit because they have ADHD
Brand new day from the Wiz
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Brand new day from the Wiz