Van Weasel
@vanweezer.bsky.social
Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
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Eating a poke bowl and watching Yojimbo as God intended
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Eating a poke bowl and watching Yojimbo as God intended
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I'm slowly getting ready for a return to the dark ages
August 22, 2023 at 7:08 PM
I'm slowly getting ready for a return to the dark ages
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*record scratch, freeze frame*
Yup. That's me. I'll bet you're wondering how I ended up here ...
Yup. That's me. I'll bet you're wondering how I ended up here ...
May 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
*record scratch, freeze frame*
Yup. That's me. I'll bet you're wondering how I ended up here ...
Yup. That's me. I'll bet you're wondering how I ended up here ...
If anyone is still doing birthday shopping for me...
the perfect valentine's day gift is a sword
February 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
If anyone is still doing birthday shopping for me...
Wait, where's the guy who was blowing this off as hyped up Bluesky bullshit?
February 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Wait, where's the guy who was blowing this off as hyped up Bluesky bullshit?
I am becoming the iron chef of plating wet cat food
February 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I am becoming the iron chef of plating wet cat food
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Yeah, I read theory
October 4, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Yeah, I read theory
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Turning Point USA is allegedly "purging" staffers, after Candace Owens's crazy theories about TPUSA's involvement in Charlie Kirk's murder started to catch on with their own employees.
My latest False Flag newsletter for @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/candace-ow...
My latest False Flag newsletter for @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/candace-ow...
Candace Owens Gets Inside TPUSA’s Head
Her nutty theories about the killing of Charlie Kirk have won over some of his organization’s employees.
www.thebulwark.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Turning Point USA is allegedly "purging" staffers, after Candace Owens's crazy theories about TPUSA's involvement in Charlie Kirk's murder started to catch on with their own employees.
My latest False Flag newsletter for @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/candace-ow...
My latest False Flag newsletter for @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/candace-ow...
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me, after having been gone from my family’s lives for decades:
my family: papa, is it really you!?
me, remembering this skeet: starts peeing
my family: papa, is it really you!?
me, remembering this skeet: starts peeing
its not real until youve heard them pee
February 12, 2026 at 6:49 PM
me, after having been gone from my family’s lives for decades:
my family: papa, is it really you!?
me, remembering this skeet: starts peeing
my family: papa, is it really you!?
me, remembering this skeet: starts peeing
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starting a series where I try to do my job on a different drug every day. today’s drug: PCP
February 12, 2026 at 6:44 PM
starting a series where I try to do my job on a different drug every day. today’s drug: PCP
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“sorry we thought you were Palestinian”
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February 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
“sorry we thought you were Palestinian”
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Reminder that Obama put this guy in charge of immigration enforcement
Homan: "ICE is a legitimate federal law enforcement agency. We're not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process."
February 12, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Reminder that Obama put this guy in charge of immigration enforcement
Looks like kibble's back on the menu boys!
February 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Looks like kibble's back on the menu boys!
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No one ever takes my policy proposals seriously
Taxing AR-15's at 1,000% to fund putting Biden on life support for the rest of time
August 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
No one ever takes my policy proposals seriously
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thank you @goingmedieval.bsky.social for making me aware of this tweet
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 PM
thank you @goingmedieval.bsky.social for making me aware of this tweet
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hey babe wanna build a guillotine together for valentines
February 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
hey babe wanna build a guillotine together for valentines
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A valentines day card that reads "sorry I went on your profile and liked all your posts"
February 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
A valentines day card that reads "sorry I went on your profile and liked all your posts"
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In 2026 we’re putting jacking off on layaway
February 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
In 2026 we’re putting jacking off on layaway
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Jon Arbuckle would be a viral hit on Bluesky
June 18, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Jon Arbuckle would be a viral hit on Bluesky
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Going to work on my parasocial relationship with myself
January 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Going to work on my parasocial relationship with myself
Walked out my house and immediately saw a falcon flying 30 feet over the road in front of my house like that fucker was commuting to work
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Walked out my house and immediately saw a falcon flying 30 feet over the road in front of my house like that fucker was commuting to work
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If it makes milk I wanna try its cheese. That's the Van Weasel promise
May 10, 2024 at 2:00 AM
If it makes milk I wanna try its cheese. That's the Van Weasel promise