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Van Weasel
@vanweezer.bsky.social
Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.

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Happy anniversary everybody
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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I love Lego so much.
February 13, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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Wake up babe…new 30 - 50 feral hogs just dropped
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I wonder how long it took to pay him off to fly them. I would have parked my ass forever
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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the fact that joe biden had that "trump probably sucked off bill clinton" story sitting on a doj server and it didn't mysteriously show up in the hands of a desantis surrogate right before iowa is why joe biden deserves to be blamed for trump's second term
February 13, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
RETURN
February 13, 2026 at 1:19 PM
I woke up this morning...
Orangutan driving golf cart like in The Sopranos
YouTube video by Unai
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February 13, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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Rebranding mukbong videos in the era of GLP1's by eating a bowl of white rice one grain at a time
February 13, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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GUYS!! you wanna know how to really stick it to someone that you don’t like? tell the robot computer to make a video of them getting sexually assaulted by a bunch of predators, that’ll really stick it to them!
February 13, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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liberals on bluesky are really the most vicious, vile creatures. i get that trump is bad, but you can’t give up all morality in the name of making him look bad. saying shit like you hope his female staff get raped? newsflash, that makes you just as disgusting as the person you hate.
February 13, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Antifa general doing strategy sessions on main
Will need to formulate emergency counter measures. No plan survives contact with the enemy. War, war never changes. Et cetra
February 13, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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memory foam is satanic. furniture should not have the power to reminisce
February 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Trying to develop my portfolio so Big Pharma will hire me to draw ads. Until then, I need patrons.
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February 13, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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Posting nut video, with sound
September 13, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Eating a poke bowl and watching Yojimbo as God intended
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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I'm slowly getting ready for a return to the dark ages
What should I name my bow?
August 22, 2023 at 7:08 PM
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Posting SWORD
May 16, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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Sword POST!
August 22, 2023 at 6:53 PM
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*record scratch, freeze frame*

Yup. That's me. I'll bet you're wondering how I ended up here ...
Prepare the ritual
May 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If anyone is still doing birthday shopping for me...
the perfect valentine's day gift is a sword
February 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Wait, where's the guy who was blowing this off as hyped up Bluesky bullshit?
February 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I am becoming the iron chef of plating wet cat food
February 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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Yeah, I read theory
October 4, 2024 at 5:05 PM