Van Weasel
@vanweezer.bsky.social
Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
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One of my favorite flag designs too
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
One of my favorite flag designs too
See, that is all perfectly normal dumb bullshit. Me on the other hand, I got a flag patch for a country that doesn't exist to sew onto a duffle bag and a Nepalese buddhist hand powered prayer wheel.
February 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
See, that is all perfectly normal dumb bullshit. Me on the other hand, I got a flag patch for a country that doesn't exist to sew onto a duffle bag and a Nepalese buddhist hand powered prayer wheel.
Depends, what did you get
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Depends, what did you get
I have once again found dumb bullshit to order online
February 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I have once again found dumb bullshit to order online
Thank god tomorrow is Friday
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Thank god tomorrow is Friday
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This is the most important video I've ever made
January 6, 2026 at 12:12 PM
This is the most important video I've ever made
It would be funny if Democrats were clever enough to use this against Republican statements, but instead they'll maybe make jokes about it and never say anything mean
House Oversight hearing on ICE opens with the rules:
"It is also a clear violation of the rules of the House to make statements that might personally be offensive to the President or the Vice President of the United States."
"It is also a clear violation of the rules of the House to make statements that might personally be offensive to the President or the Vice President of the United States."
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
It would be funny if Democrats were clever enough to use this against Republican statements, but instead they'll maybe make jokes about it and never say anything mean
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if you save your actionable threats as a draft there’s nothing the feds can do
February 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
if you save your actionable threats as a draft there’s nothing the feds can do
I've read "positive change" like that dozens of times complaining about the left now
February 10, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I've read "positive change" like that dozens of times complaining about the left now
Lol, was there a memo sent out? How did they all get on the "this is punching down" page at the same time
February 10, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Lol, was there a memo sent out? How did they all get on the "this is punching down" page at the same time
The way the color looks like brush strokes is pretty dope
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The way the color looks like brush strokes is pretty dope
"You've got to go away to come back" -Jordan Holmes
Like, if she legit wanted to have a future media career at any kind of prominence she would "retire" and just stay out of the public eye and then try to come back in like 5 years.
She could never do it now tho
She could never do it now tho
February 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
"You've got to go away to come back" -Jordan Holmes
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The funny thing about the Megyn Kelly character arc is that she was rejected by woke 1.0 and so she's so bitter and rejected about it that she'll never even see woke 2.0 coming
oh god I just saw the clip of Megyn Kelly freaking out at piers Morgan — which includes her saying “Latinos” yes in that fake accent way — about how having the bad bunny thing in Spanish was a middle finger to the vast majority of Americans who don’t speak Spanish. I mean, it’s music
February 10, 2026 at 12:54 PM
The funny thing about the Megyn Kelly character arc is that she was rejected by woke 1.0 and so she's so bitter and rejected about it that she'll never even see woke 2.0 coming
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“force femme”? hm! an advanced jedi technique, that is
a close up of a statue of yoda from star wars holding a sword .
ALT: a close up of a statue of yoda from star wars holding a sword .
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:47 PM
“force femme”? hm! an advanced jedi technique, that is
Barn swallow specifically for me. They're like the jet fighters of the bird world
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Barn swallow specifically for me. They're like the jet fighters of the bird world
Lol, I think I used it for that prompt way back in the elder days
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Lol, I think I used it for that prompt way back in the elder days
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Me: do you remember how sometimes the Apple II made a weird sound if you loaded the boot disk in the wrong drive
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
February 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Me: do you remember how sometimes the Apple II made a weird sound if you loaded the boot disk in the wrong drive
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
For those who don't know: this song was written by an Italian who wanted to make the song sound like what English sounds like to Italian ears
February 10, 2026 at 2:21 PM
For those who don't know: this song was written by an Italian who wanted to make the song sound like what English sounds like to Italian ears
Next year at the super bowl I think we should return to English language music, but specifically this:
Adriano Celentano canta "Prisencolinensinainciusol" da "Formula due" del 1973
YouTube video by Rai
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Next year at the super bowl I think we should return to English language music, but specifically this:
The Truth will set you mad
February 10, 2026 at 2:12 PM
The Truth will set you mad
Like, if she legit wanted to have a future media career at any kind of prominence she would "retire" and just stay out of the public eye and then try to come back in like 5 years.
She could never do it now tho
She could never do it now tho
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Like, if she legit wanted to have a future media career at any kind of prominence she would "retire" and just stay out of the public eye and then try to come back in like 5 years.
She could never do it now tho
She could never do it now tho