Van Weasel
@vanweezer.bsky.social
Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
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Co-op mode unlocked
February 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Co-op mode unlocked
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I’d play this.
Video game about a sentient toaster who just has to figure out toasting the weird shit his high/drunk owner puts in him
February 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I’d play this.
Ice cream cake level going to be a banger
February 10, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Ice cream cake level going to be a banger
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Video game about a sentient toaster who just has to figure out toasting the weird shit his high/drunk owner puts in him
February 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Video game about a sentient toaster who just has to figure out toasting the weird shit his high/drunk owner puts in him
Even the trickster god of rat fucking knows to fear you
February 10, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Even the trickster god of rat fucking knows to fear you
Should I remake this about the jobs report?
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Should I remake this about the jobs report?
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How I screen followers:
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
How I screen followers:
We're going to teach gamer incels what emotional labor feels like fr
February 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
We're going to teach gamer incels what emotional labor feels like fr
Got to get @zappit.bsky.social to do the art
February 10, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Got to get @zappit.bsky.social to do the art
Absolutely, we're making the dark souls of toaster puzzle games
February 10, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Absolutely, we're making the dark souls of toaster puzzle games
Final level is a fork
February 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Final level is a fork
Puzzle games, get on my level
February 10, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Puzzle games, get on my level
Like you start with white bread but by the end he's adding a slice of cake, or wet laundry, as he spirals into an overdose
February 10, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Like you start with white bread but by the end he's adding a slice of cake, or wet laundry, as he spirals into an overdose
Is this a good idea? Unlikely
Do I still want to play it? Yes
Do I still want to play it? Yes
February 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Is this a good idea? Unlikely
Do I still want to play it? Yes
Do I still want to play it? Yes
Video game about a sentient toaster who just has to figure out toasting the weird shit his high/drunk owner puts in him
February 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Video game about a sentient toaster who just has to figure out toasting the weird shit his high/drunk owner puts in him
Oh course not, lol
February 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Oh course not, lol
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My medical alert bracelet just says "Delete my browser history"
February 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
My medical alert bracelet just says "Delete my browser history"
Holy jump scare Batman
February 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Holy jump scare Batman
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
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Like Disney is sleeping on a great set of films
February 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Like Disney is sleeping on a great set of films
It's an amazing message for this time and I desperately wish it was the third act of a silver surfer trilogy that goes:
1: Radd becoming the herald
2: Surfer rebelling and killing Galactus
3: the whole Black storyline
1: Radd becoming the herald
2: Surfer rebelling and killing Galactus
3: the whole Black storyline
February 10, 2026 at 6:50 PM
It's an amazing message for this time and I desperately wish it was the third act of a silver surfer trilogy that goes:
1: Radd becoming the herald
2: Surfer rebelling and killing Galactus
3: the whole Black storyline
1: Radd becoming the herald
2: Surfer rebelling and killing Galactus
3: the whole Black storyline
One of my favorite flag designs too
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
One of my favorite flag designs too