Van Weasel
@vanweezer.bsky.social
Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
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They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show.
(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).
(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show.
(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).
(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).
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While many of you are likely yelling “GO PATRIOTS” or “GO SEAHAWKS” I’m yelling “GO HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE” and “The rule of law!”
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
While many of you are likely yelling “GO PATRIOTS” or “GO SEAHAWKS” I’m yelling “GO HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE” and “The rule of law!”
They should give you one of these after your colonoscopy
February 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
They should give you one of these after your colonoscopy
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They got real guys running around on tv for this online gambling event
February 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
They got real guys running around on tv for this online gambling event
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Every toothbrush you've ever had is still around, floating in the ocean, yearning for your gums
November 21, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Every toothbrush you've ever had is still around, floating in the ocean, yearning for your gums
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I'm really tired of only being able to listen to Billy Joel's Piano man at 5 o'clock on a Saturday
February 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I'm really tired of only being able to listen to Billy Joel's Piano man at 5 o'clock on a Saturday
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Inflation has skyrocketed under Trump faster than the speed of sound.
To learn more, Google Sonic Inflation
To learn more, Google Sonic Inflation
February 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Inflation has skyrocketed under Trump faster than the speed of sound.
To learn more, Google Sonic Inflation
To learn more, Google Sonic Inflation
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lmfao trump 100% had epstein killed
February 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
lmfao trump 100% had epstein killed
Sending this picture to France in the hopes they invade
February 8, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Sending this picture to France in the hopes they invade
Should have a bon fire with the camo hats
Tim Walz going full on nazi collaborator by using the dnr to protect ice from protesters, and mndot plows to block ambulances from getting to whipple
February 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Should have a bon fire with the camo hats
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Tim Walz going full on nazi collaborator by using the dnr to protect ice from protesters, and mndot plows to block ambulances from getting to whipple
February 8, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Tim Walz going full on nazi collaborator by using the dnr to protect ice from protesters, and mndot plows to block ambulances from getting to whipple
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kamala is a cop so she tells her farts that they have the right to remain silent and then she uses deadly force
February 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
kamala is a cop so she tells her farts that they have the right to remain silent and then she uses deadly force
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There's this guy on Instagram whose whole thing is making phot edits to make people look like miniatures, and I'm obsessed.
February 8, 2026 at 3:47 PM
There's this guy on Instagram whose whole thing is making phot edits to make people look like miniatures, and I'm obsessed.
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We should return to the gooning discourse
September 9, 2024 at 12:33 PM
We should return to the gooning discourse
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You could do a lot more gooning on your car's touchscreen during your commute if you followed the posted speed
June 17, 2024 at 6:09 PM
You could do a lot more gooning on your car's touchscreen during your commute if you followed the posted speed
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![twitter post:
FINALLY JOINED @BoredApeYC
I sold my kidney for this NFT, but I think BAYC is a bigger flex. So excited to be a part of this community!
[pictured is a surgical scar and a bored ape]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:djuj57armcsoyzmdfeg7i4qf/bafkreia25udoe7gzziqkfftdatbsq2w7yhnbwtv47txx3ut42fnljgmun4@jpeg)
I joke about the biathlon
You riff about ICE murdering people
I block
You riff about ICE murdering people
I block
February 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I joke about the biathlon
You riff about ICE murdering people
I block
You riff about ICE murdering people
I block
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JD Vance getting booed, as called around the world (auto transcribed & translated, mostly):
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 AM
JD Vance getting booed, as called around the world (auto transcribed & translated, mostly):
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It's once again very funny that Americans tend to be bad at gun sports at the Olympics
February 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
It's once again very funny that Americans tend to be bad at gun sports at the Olympics
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oh sure europeans love it when a guy on the slopes casually pulls out a rifle and starts blasting away but when an american does it at a dairy queen it's "barbaric"
February 8, 2026 at 1:58 PM
oh sure europeans love it when a guy on the slopes casually pulls out a rifle and starts blasting away but when an american does it at a dairy queen it's "barbaric"
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My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me
I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building
There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building
There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
February 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me
I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building
There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building
There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
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You know he woulda got to the island and started doing this shit and just FUCK the WHOLE VIBE up.
February 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
You know he woulda got to the island and started doing this shit and just FUCK the WHOLE VIBE up.
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Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City