Van Weasel
@vanweezer.bsky.social
Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
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Hohoho checking this out now
February 11, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Hohoho checking this out now
There it is, the ethical way
February 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM
There it is, the ethical way
Back to the pollution problem (micro plastics). Give him a tour of the Titanic
February 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Back to the pollution problem (micro plastics). Give him a tour of the Titanic
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
Pollution is wrong, ok? Spacing him is better
February 11, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Pollution is wrong, ok? Spacing him is better
I wonder if Mamdani got anything for cutting his throat
February 11, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I wonder if Mamdani got anything for cutting his throat
It really confounded my therapist at the time lol
February 10, 2026 at 11:27 PM
It really confounded my therapist at the time lol
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There was a period where I thought of my existence as being a character in someone else's dream and I don't want to go back there lol
February 10, 2026 at 11:22 PM
There was a period where I thought of my existence as being a character in someone else's dream and I don't want to go back there lol
As I don't have an internal monologue most of the time I really need there to be a subconscious to explain some things
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
As I don't have an internal monologue most of the time I really need there to be a subconscious to explain some things
28 days of these meds now twice a day 😮💨
February 10, 2026 at 11:09 PM
28 days of these meds now twice a day 😮💨
He never acted like an old cat before 😿
February 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
He never acted like an old cat before 😿
He's now eating wet food patte and every 30 seconds I have to stir it up a little with a spatula so he keeps licking at it
February 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
He's now eating wet food patte and every 30 seconds I have to stir it up a little with a spatula so he keeps licking at it
Fred has started a new antibiotic, along with the rest of the house cats. This is supposed to be the good shit
February 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Fred has started a new antibiotic, along with the rest of the house cats. This is supposed to be the good shit
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The funny thing about the Megyn Kelly character arc is that she was rejected by woke 1.0 and so she's so bitter and rejected about it that she'll never even see woke 2.0 coming
oh god I just saw the clip of Megyn Kelly freaking out at piers Morgan — which includes her saying “Latinos” yes in that fake accent way — about how having the bad bunny thing in Spanish was a middle finger to the vast majority of Americans who don’t speak Spanish. I mean, it’s music
February 10, 2026 at 12:54 PM
The funny thing about the Megyn Kelly character arc is that she was rejected by woke 1.0 and so she's so bitter and rejected about it that she'll never even see woke 2.0 coming
Every roundabout not built is a crime against nature
February 10, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Every roundabout not built is a crime against nature
Co-op mode unlocked
February 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Co-op mode unlocked
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I’d play this.
Video game about a sentient toaster who just has to figure out toasting the weird shit his high/drunk owner puts in him
February 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I’d play this.
Ice cream cake level going to be a banger
February 10, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Ice cream cake level going to be a banger
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Video game about a sentient toaster who just has to figure out toasting the weird shit his high/drunk owner puts in him
February 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Video game about a sentient toaster who just has to figure out toasting the weird shit his high/drunk owner puts in him
Even the trickster god of rat fucking knows to fear you
February 10, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Even the trickster god of rat fucking knows to fear you
Should I remake this about the jobs report?
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Should I remake this about the jobs report?
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How I screen followers:
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
How I screen followers:
We're going to teach gamer incels what emotional labor feels like fr
February 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
We're going to teach gamer incels what emotional labor feels like fr