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Van Wendigo
@vanweezer.bsky.social
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Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it. Pronouns: any/all
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 11h
It was pretty solid
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 11h
Getting high? ✅
Getting gyros? ✅
Watching Bad Pedophile from The Onion?
Mother fucking ✅
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 11h
What were you reading? How was it?
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 12h
A mashup emoji of a brain and a thinking face
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 12h
I like to make the ideas clap
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spookillumi @illumi.meme · 12h
i tried to log onto mastodon and jay graber sent a hitman after me
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 13h
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SteelFox144 • 1d ago Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter I haven't read The Onion for a long time, but I wouldn't be surprised. The Left tries to take over everything. Upvote Vote Downvote Reply Share CookieMobster64 • 22h ago Did the left take over your failing marriage? Upvote Vote Downvote Reply Share u/SteelFox144 avatar SteelFox144 • 22h ago • Edited 20h ago Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter Did the left take over your failing marriage? Failing? My marriage failed a long time ago. It only lasted 3 years and that was too long. My ex wife was a hardcore feminist who blamed literally everything that didn't go her way on sexism. She went from having sex with me everyday to once a month, if I was lucky, the day we got married. She literally screamed at me anytime I didn't do whatever she wanted and wouldn't stop screaming at me for hours on end until I did it. She also more than doubled her weight in the first year of our marriage and informed
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Cowboy Friday @thotstream.bsky.social · Jul 25
scrolling back through my timeline to remind myself what True posting looks like
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Batty Bunny @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social · 13h
Jfc the question of whether our secretary of health is circumcised or not should have never crossed my mind, yet here we fucking are.
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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 13h
[3 days later]: damn, it’s poppin off over on mastodon lol
stats: 570 toots, following 437 & 500 followers on mastodon @brit@ohai.social
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 13h
😭
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 14h
I'd rather figure out mirrored posting than flipping back and forth
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 14h
Come find me tooting I guess
Mastodon profile page (le sigh). Basically the same as hell. Vanweezer.fuckaas.space
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 15h
It’s fun to imagine how little his and his allies’ rhetoric would change if the prize Trump was so desperate for wasn’t the Nobel Peace Prize but “Sexiest Man Alive.”
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 15h
Almost done work for the week
how i look when im secretly a bear pouring honey on my ass and someone walks in
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 15h
a cartoon character is sitting in a bathtub with purple eyes
Alt: Ren and Stimpy cartoon. Ren, a cartoon Chihuahua is sitting in a bathtub and giving an angry squint
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 15h
A second before expected
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 15h
Oh, I think I saw part of this before. Yeah, I should rewatch that
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 15h
Yeah, I've been watching a lot of 80's-90's stuff recently with horror. I don't think I ever saw the ritual tho 🤔
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 15h
Yeah movies. I struggle to finish books that aren't Terry Pratchett these days
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 15h
I need some novel recommendations
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · Oct 25
Logging on for Wizard Wednesday
Photoshop of Gandalf holding and admiring an AK-47
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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 1d
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 16h
I have literally been saying this since 2019
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 17h
"For Democrats, this particular moment of cartoonish graft presents a huge opportunity to unify around an anti-corruption platform.…Their agenda must meet the moment and include game-changing initiatives that let voters know they recognize corruption is pervasive."
www.thebulwark.com/p/anti-corru...
How Anti-Corruption Can Be a Winning Issue for Democrats
It’s a powerful, unifying theme—and it’s tied to the crisis of democracy under Trump.
www.thebulwark.com
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 17h
It's nice work, if you can get it
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