Van Weasel
@vanweezer.bsky.social
Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
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Implied in every skeet I make today in this sound effect at the end
Dj Air Horn Sound Effects
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February 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Implied in every skeet I make today in this sound effect at the end
Be my Valentine
February 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Be my Valentine
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Valentine’s speed dating but it’s on a bus that can’t drop below 50 or it’s gonna explode and we’re all gonna die together yet alone.
February 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Valentine’s speed dating but it’s on a bus that can’t drop below 50 or it’s gonna explode and we’re all gonna die together yet alone.
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Happy Valentine's Day
February 14, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Happy Valentine's Day
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show up to the TSA checkpoint with a jerrycan full of diet coke. wear three pairs of shoes through the metal detector. fill a personal item with as many swiss army knives as you can get yr grubby little hands in.
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 8:25 AM
show up to the TSA checkpoint with a jerrycan full of diet coke. wear three pairs of shoes through the metal detector. fill a personal item with as many swiss army knives as you can get yr grubby little hands in.
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Happy Valentine’s Day to my WIFE and MY WIFE ONLY. This day is for HER not YOU. The rest of you SEWER RATS can have Arbor Day
February 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day to my WIFE and MY WIFE ONLY. This day is for HER not YOU. The rest of you SEWER RATS can have Arbor Day
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One was a soulless monster, devouring everything in its path, and the other was a fish
February 14, 2026 at 4:24 AM
One was a soulless monster, devouring everything in its path, and the other was a fish
Having your VPN get you ads from the Netherlands has been a real treat
February 14, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Having your VPN get you ads from the Netherlands has been a real treat
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Why are all the Olympics results so weird this year?
I dunno maybe because we have an unregulated sports betting industry where people can inside trade almost completely anonymously?
Nah that’s not it
I dunno maybe because we have an unregulated sports betting industry where people can inside trade almost completely anonymously?
Nah that’s not it
February 14, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Why are all the Olympics results so weird this year?
I dunno maybe because we have an unregulated sports betting industry where people can inside trade almost completely anonymously?
Nah that’s not it
I dunno maybe because we have an unregulated sports betting industry where people can inside trade almost completely anonymously?
Nah that’s not it
Do you think if 30 million households just didn't file taxes this year the fascists would be able to do much about it?
February 14, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Do you think if 30 million households just didn't file taxes this year the fascists would be able to do much about it?
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Happy anniversary everybody
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Happy anniversary everybody
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I love Lego so much.
February 13, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I love Lego so much.
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Wake up babe…new 30 - 50 feral hogs just dropped
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Wake up babe…new 30 - 50 feral hogs just dropped
I wonder how long it took to pay him off to fly them. I would have parked my ass forever
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I wonder how long it took to pay him off to fly them. I would have parked my ass forever
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the fact that joe biden had that "trump probably sucked off bill clinton" story sitting on a doj server and it didn't mysteriously show up in the hands of a desantis surrogate right before iowa is why joe biden deserves to be blamed for trump's second term
February 13, 2026 at 1:36 PM
the fact that joe biden had that "trump probably sucked off bill clinton" story sitting on a doj server and it didn't mysteriously show up in the hands of a desantis surrogate right before iowa is why joe biden deserves to be blamed for trump's second term
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The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
I woke up this morning...
Orangutan driving golf cart like in The Sopranos
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February 13, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I woke up this morning...
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Rebranding mukbong videos in the era of GLP1's by eating a bowl of white rice one grain at a time
February 13, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Rebranding mukbong videos in the era of GLP1's by eating a bowl of white rice one grain at a time
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GUYS!! you wanna know how to really stick it to someone that you don’t like? tell the robot computer to make a video of them getting sexually assaulted by a bunch of predators, that’ll really stick it to them!
February 13, 2026 at 12:16 PM
GUYS!! you wanna know how to really stick it to someone that you don’t like? tell the robot computer to make a video of them getting sexually assaulted by a bunch of predators, that’ll really stick it to them!