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Van Weasel
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Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.

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I will never not abuse the graphic media label lol
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Trump calls for the arrest of 300 million Americans
Holy Hell!

DHS is trying to force Big Tech into handing over user data about people who criticize the Trump admin.

Since when does criticism warrant government tracking???

This is 1984 levels of authoritarian surveillance.
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I'm mad there won't be snow on my birthday
February 9, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Sometimes you can tell who clicks through the quote post and who doesn't
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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Last year I traveled all the way to rural Vietnam to officiate a friend's wedding. It was a beautiful ceremony that mixed cultures and language, and was a celebration of the best of humanity.

He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Bluesky is a website designed to invent new sentences never before uttered by humanity
Mister president I jacked off to Melania in theaters please do not arrest me
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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Men are big silly babies.

Not me though. I'm a serious baby
April 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Bluesky is a website designed to invent new sentences never before uttered by humanity
Mister president I jacked off to Melania in theaters please do not arrest me
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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Mister president I jacked off to Melania in theaters please do not arrest me
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 PM
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Trump calls for the arrest of 300 million Americans
Holy Hell!

DHS is trying to force Big Tech into handing over user data about people who criticize the Trump admin.

Since when does criticism warrant government tracking???

This is 1984 levels of authoritarian surveillance.
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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it's great how -- for the forseeable future -- the Super Bowl half-time show is going to be a national Rorschach test seperating the normal from the joyless.
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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avril lavinge was really cooking when she asked why's it got to be so complicated
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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if i ever mention a detail about my job that doesn't match a detail i've previously mentioned it's because i'm lying on purpose. it's called opsec
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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The view from reading in my mind:
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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Reflecting on this, I think everyone should have the experience of getting documented proof that yes, in fact your enemies are conspiring against you.
I hadn’t known this. Two men who were accused of sexual abuse on the Shitty Media Men document that I created back in 2017 reached out to Michael Wolff for help as they looked to sue me, and Wolf forwarded their concerns to Jeffrey Epstein. Epstein offered to help. www.jmail.world/thread/EFTA0...
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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If Bad Bunny was serious about uniting Americans, he would have given his Grammy to Donald Trump.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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Bad Bunny at 31 vs Charlie Kirk at 31
February 9, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Oh, so he's gone before Friday then?
BREAKING: Keir Starmer is not resigning and will be 'concentrating on the job in hand', Downing Street has said

His mood this morning has been described as 'upbeat' and 'confident'
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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Our poll of over 9000 watchers of Bad Bunny's Halftime Show did not have a unanimous opinion, however the closing message was universally praised. #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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oh my god this is even lower than the funniest low number I was imagining
Yikes: the alternative TPUSA “All-American” Halftime Show had fewer than 14,000 views.
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 AM
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convinced protein is some kind of psyop at this point. not sure why or what they’re trying to do to us. I’ll get back to you when I blow the lid off this thing
February 9, 2026 at 8:01 AM
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They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show.

(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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While many of you are likely yelling “GO PATRIOTS” or “GO SEAHAWKS” I’m yelling “GO HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE” and “The rule of law!”
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM