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Van Weasel
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Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.

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June 11, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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h—how
February 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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just thinking about naked figure skating all those dicks and tits flopping and flying about
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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I think collectively, we at least partially wanted the child at the Super Bowl to be Liam because the little boy on stage looked happy and healthy and our hearts want so badly to think these children can somehow magically recover from the evils our government is doing.
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.

“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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The fifth element is love?? HA! That's not even a real thing
May 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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I'm going to start searching for any posts that mention the Fifth Element and I swear to God if they aren't fucking GLAZING the film I will lose my shit publicly in their mentions
May 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Using my drafts to write a screenplay
February 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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Hello darkness my old friend
November 12, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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i fucking love this place i’ll never leave
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
We are going to win lol. Woke 2.0 baby, let's gooo
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Trying to prove someone at work wrong so this is very very important:

What's the first word or phrase that comes to mind in relation to the word "gravy"
February 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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Your drafts sucked so bad they broke the website
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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one time on tumblr someone said something to this effect and several dozen people came out and said it was ableist to expect them to always obey the speed limit because they have ADHD
This technology already exists and is widely used. It doesn't involve 'government surveillance' and would not allow ICE or any other government agency to stop individual cars.

Just say you think thousands of kids dying every year is worth it so you can speed!
www.autoweek.com/news/a615322...
Speed Limiters Now Mandatory in All New EU Cars
Intelligent Speed Assist (ISA) isn't an ironclad speeding prevention system, but could be just annoying enough to spark a backlash.
www.autoweek.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Brand new day from the Wiz
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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Bluesky is a website designed to invent new sentences never before uttered by humanity
Mister president I jacked off to Melania in theaters please do not arrest me
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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you're gonna be online when i drop this one 😎 🫳
🦐
February 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Open the schools
"[Bad Bunny] could have highlighted the electrical grid crisis in PR and done some good with his platform, but he chose degeneracy!"
February 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I think this is really the real case of figuring out their end game. They just wanted the people to shut the fuck up and ignore them to then claim victory and leave. They have nothing else but to hope for compliance. And they aren't going to get it
February 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I will never not abuse the graphic media label lol
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Trump calls for the arrest of 300 million Americans
Holy Hell!

DHS is trying to force Big Tech into handing over user data about people who criticize the Trump admin.

Since when does criticism warrant government tracking???

This is 1984 levels of authoritarian surveillance.
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I'm mad there won't be snow on my birthday
February 9, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Sometimes you can tell who clicks through the quote post and who doesn't
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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Last year I traveled all the way to rural Vietnam to officiate a friend's wedding. It was a beautiful ceremony that mixed cultures and language, and was a celebration of the best of humanity.

He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM