Van Weasel
@vanweezer.bsky.social
Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
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🌹*the most stereotypical Jewish voice I can muster:* "so, Bibleman...what's your problem?!"
February 15, 2026 at 8:49 PM
🌹*the most stereotypical Jewish voice I can muster:* "so, Bibleman...what's your problem?!"
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Yeah, I like comic book movies
June 11, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Yeah, I like comic book movies
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Adam West Batman had a labeled "Bat Fleshlight" in the glovebox
October 28, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Adam West Batman had a labeled "Bat Fleshlight" in the glovebox
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This is the text you get right before you die
October 23, 2023 at 8:54 PM
This is the text you get right before you die
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i can’t think about deer anymore without thinking of this tweet
February 7, 2026 at 4:27 AM
i can’t think about deer anymore without thinking of this tweet
Do the BlueAnons who say Musk stole the 2024 election realize they are also saying it's Biden's fault if that's true
February 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Do the BlueAnons who say Musk stole the 2024 election realize they are also saying it's Biden's fault if that's true
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This was a fucking delight
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 AM
This was a fucking delight
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I wanna make a reality show. A house of 20 somethings drinking and going games and shit. Same old story, right?
No, that's not the show. The show is another house filled with recent film student grads. They are in a competition show to edit the footage from the first house into usable drama.
No, that's not the show. The show is another house filled with recent film student grads. They are in a competition show to edit the footage from the first house into usable drama.
February 15, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I wanna make a reality show. A house of 20 somethings drinking and going games and shit. Same old story, right?
No, that's not the show. The show is another house filled with recent film student grads. They are in a competition show to edit the footage from the first house into usable drama.
No, that's not the show. The show is another house filled with recent film student grads. They are in a competition show to edit the footage from the first house into usable drama.
They seem to be watering down the laundry detergent
February 15, 2026 at 5:09 PM
They seem to be watering down the laundry detergent
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My Kingdom for a coked out executive producer to scroll my timeline today
I wanna make a reality show. A house of 20 somethings drinking and going games and shit. Same old story, right?
No, that's not the show. The show is another house filled with recent film student grads. They are in a competition show to edit the footage from the first house into usable drama.
No, that's not the show. The show is another house filled with recent film student grads. They are in a competition show to edit the footage from the first house into usable drama.
February 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
My Kingdom for a coked out executive producer to scroll my timeline today
We're redesigning the studio system from first principles
The third house is for executive producers in training doing a lot of coke and tell the second house what to do
February 15, 2026 at 3:39 PM
We're redesigning the studio system from first principles
I wanna make a reality show. A house of 20 somethings drinking and going games and shit. Same old story, right?
No, that's not the show. The show is another house filled with recent film student grads. They are in a competition show to edit the footage from the first house into usable drama.
No, that's not the show. The show is another house filled with recent film student grads. They are in a competition show to edit the footage from the first house into usable drama.
February 15, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I wanna make a reality show. A house of 20 somethings drinking and going games and shit. Same old story, right?
No, that's not the show. The show is another house filled with recent film student grads. They are in a competition show to edit the footage from the first house into usable drama.
No, that's not the show. The show is another house filled with recent film student grads. They are in a competition show to edit the footage from the first house into usable drama.
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Oh great now her husband thinks he’s smarter than Copernicus
February 15, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Oh great now her husband thinks he’s smarter than Copernicus
My Cat asking for his favorite breakfast:
Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life - The Salmon Mousse
YouTube video by alexanderpage4
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 11:32 AM
My Cat asking for his favorite breakfast:
This was a fucking delight
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 AM
This was a fucking delight
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Be my Valentine
February 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Be my Valentine
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Rebranding mukbong videos in the era of GLP1's by eating a bowl of white rice one grain at a time
February 13, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Rebranding mukbong videos in the era of GLP1's by eating a bowl of white rice one grain at a time
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They should let Michael Vick do a voiceover for one of the Pokemon games
And what rough trash, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Tuesday to be born?
Let ‘er rip, folks.
Slouches towards Tuesday to be born?
Let ‘er rip, folks.
I’m in the road for most of tomorrow so I bravely volunteer to act as an interim host of Trash Tuesday just this once
June 18, 2024 at 2:55 PM
They should let Michael Vick do a voiceover for one of the Pokemon games
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what if instead of jigsaw john kramer was really large so they called him bigsaw
February 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
what if instead of jigsaw john kramer was really large so they called him bigsaw
You know those 3900 BC kids were saying "VROOM" with this thing
There's a bull toy with wheels instead of legs from like 3900 BC. People haven't really changed all that much over the millennia
February 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
You know those 3900 BC kids were saying "VROOM" with this thing
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Did you know there were lolcats going back to the 1800's?
June 28, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Did you know there were lolcats going back to the 1800's?
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not