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Van Weasel
@vanweezer.bsky.social
Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.

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February 12, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Bodies are a scam
February 12, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Correct
February 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Holy shit
February 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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Going to work on my parasocial relationship with myself
January 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
An auspicious sign for me playing hookie today
February 12, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Walked out my house and immediately saw a falcon flying 30 feet over the road in front of my house like that fucker was commuting to work
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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If it makes milk I wanna try its cheese. That's the Van Weasel promise
May 10, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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Diogenes from a barrel: DO YOU WANT TO LIVE BLISSFULLY?
February 12, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 1:42 PM
If it makes milk I wanna try its cheese. That's the Van Weasel promise
February 12, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Common mistake
February 12, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Ninja cheese...
February 12, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Lol, I hope he's getting paid for all that work
February 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Hmm, not sure. I think it was an episode of Radiolab if I remember correctly
February 12, 2026 at 1:22 PM
There was a podcast I heard that talked about how all coffee shops the world over have started to become the same in a very similar way
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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When was Jefferies gonna impeach Nome again?
February 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
We've been disrespected long enough
February 12, 2026 at 1:16 PM
The rot starts at the head
February 12, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Cheerios ☺️
February 12, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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Now Do Classical Gas
YouTube video by Bob Sagot
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 12:49 PM
The whole Pickles family is why
February 12, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Mamdani was polling at 1% in the primary and it wasn't two fucking years out at that point.
February 12, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Taking a lunch break at the re fractory
February 12, 2026 at 12:51 PM