Van Weasel
@vanweezer.bsky.social
Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
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This was a fucking delight
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 AM
This was a fucking delight
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Be my Valentine
February 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Be my Valentine
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Rebranding mukbong videos in the era of GLP1's by eating a bowl of white rice one grain at a time
February 13, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Rebranding mukbong videos in the era of GLP1's by eating a bowl of white rice one grain at a time
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They should let Michael Vick do a voiceover for one of the Pokemon games
And what rough trash, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Tuesday to be born?
Let ‘er rip, folks.
Slouches towards Tuesday to be born?
Let ‘er rip, folks.
I’m in the road for most of tomorrow so I bravely volunteer to act as an interim host of Trash Tuesday just this once
June 18, 2024 at 2:55 PM
They should let Michael Vick do a voiceover for one of the Pokemon games
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what if instead of jigsaw john kramer was really large so they called him bigsaw
February 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
what if instead of jigsaw john kramer was really large so they called him bigsaw
You know those 3900 BC kids were saying "VROOM" with this thing
There's a bull toy with wheels instead of legs from like 3900 BC. People haven't really changed all that much over the millennia
February 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
You know those 3900 BC kids were saying "VROOM" with this thing
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Did you know there were lolcats going back to the 1800's?
June 28, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Did you know there were lolcats going back to the 1800's?
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
I don't even want a hit skeet tbh. All the coolest accounts never have a hit skeet
February 15, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I don't even want a hit skeet tbh. All the coolest accounts never have a hit skeet
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This how bluesky used to feel
October 21, 2024 at 11:34 PM
This how bluesky used to feel
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yeah I enjoy hard sci-fi
April 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
yeah I enjoy hard sci-fi
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This is probably ok
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This is probably ok
1) Homo insectus
2) Shelob
3) Blue Beetle
4) Insectoids
2) Shelob
3) Blue Beetle
4) Insectoids
You are unattached and can date one choice each from the following categories.
Whom do you pick?
1) A Marvel mutant
2) A Tolkien character
3) A Justice Leaguer
4) A Star Trek Character
One choice for each category, GO!
Whom do you pick?
1) A Marvel mutant
2) A Tolkien character
3) A Justice Leaguer
4) A Star Trek Character
One choice for each category, GO!
February 14, 2026 at 11:38 PM
1) Homo insectus
2) Shelob
3) Blue Beetle
4) Insectoids
2) Shelob
3) Blue Beetle
4) Insectoids
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Draw me like one of your Siamese cats
February 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Draw me like one of your Siamese cats
Fred is feeling good enough to want dry food first. I think we made it through
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Fred is feeling good enough to want dry food first. I think we made it through
Yes
Do you believe Trump is “going down on” Melania today? Wrong answers only
February 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Yes
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Nicki Minaj https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-nicki-minaj/
February 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Nicki Minaj https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-nicki-minaj/
Draw me like one of your Siamese cats
February 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Draw me like one of your Siamese cats
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i don't believe in phrenology, i do not, but sometimes you see a republican politician that makes you go... ehhhh...
February 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
i don't believe in phrenology, i do not, but sometimes you see a republican politician that makes you go... ehhhh...
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I should go back to nude modeling
October 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I should go back to nude modeling
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The secret to gummy berry juice in the cartoon show The gummy Bears was methamphetamines
February 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The secret to gummy berry juice in the cartoon show The gummy Bears was methamphetamines
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