Van Weasel
@vanweezer.bsky.social
Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
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I wrote this in April 2020.
I’m Fine
There are no innocuous questions anymore. “How are you today?” a cashier asked me. “I’m fine,” I said out loud to myself. Before the virus this interaction was the polite way to respond without saying anything. People with depression, trauma, or stress could
I’m Fine
There are no innocuous questions anymore. “How are you today?” a cashier asked me. “I’m fine,” I said out loud to myself. Before the virus this interaction was the polite way to respond without saying anything. People with depression, trauma, or stress could
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Billionaire running for president: "listen, I think it's a fair question and I have no issue with it. I want the voters to know I'm just like them. I put my pants on just like anybody else, suspended upside down from a 20 foot ceiling so the boy's blood I infuse myself with pools in my brain."
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Billionaire running for president: "listen, I think it's a fair question and I have no issue with it. I want the voters to know I'm just like them. I put my pants on just like anybody else, suspended upside down from a 20 foot ceiling so the boy's blood I infuse myself with pools in my brain."
Contemplating the thought "I could eat enough goat cheese to bring down a bull elephant" has made me realize I don't actually know anything about Elephantidae physiology
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Contemplating the thought "I could eat enough goat cheese to bring down a bull elephant" has made me realize I don't actually know anything about Elephantidae physiology
He doesn't like the new flavor either and my hand is getting slashed
Why is the cat's antibiotics bubble gum flavored?
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
He doesn't like the new flavor either and my hand is getting slashed
Lol, weight loss supplement advertisements are now just like political attack ads against ozempic
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Lol, weight loss supplement advertisements are now just like political attack ads against ozempic
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Think of how much gyoza Shinzo Abe can't enjoy anymore
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Think of how much gyoza Shinzo Abe can't enjoy anymore
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the way i gasped & choked at this
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
the way i gasped & choked at this
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Miss Wormwood is deep into Q-anon
May 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Miss Wormwood is deep into Q-anon
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well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now
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pretty messed up that the grinch doesn't wear pants and decided to live at the highest point in town
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
pretty messed up that the grinch doesn't wear pants and decided to live at the highest point in town
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also I got curious about something and idk folks
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
also I got curious about something and idk folks
I stand in solidarity with those who cannot post
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I stand in solidarity with those who cannot post
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Fred just got his headshots back from the printer
October 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Fred just got his headshots back from the printer
Billionaire running for president: "listen, I think it's a fair question and I have no issue with it. I want the voters to know I'm just like them. I put my pants on just like anybody else, suspended upside down from a 20 foot ceiling so the boy's blood I infuse myself with pools in my brain."
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Billionaire running for president: "listen, I think it's a fair question and I have no issue with it. I want the voters to know I'm just like them. I put my pants on just like anybody else, suspended upside down from a 20 foot ceiling so the boy's blood I infuse myself with pools in my brain."
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Normal people are so weird
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Normal people are so weird
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History books will mark this as the beginning of the war on Venezuela lmao
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
History books will mark this as the beginning of the war on Venezuela lmao
No Knowledge Fight today makes me feel naked and afraid
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
No Knowledge Fight today makes me feel naked and afraid
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Date idea. We count pigeons.
Second date idea. We count pigeons.
Third date idea. We start graphing the pigeon trend.
Second date idea. We count pigeons.
Third date idea. We start graphing the pigeon trend.
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Date idea. We count pigeons.
Second date idea. We count pigeons.
Third date idea. We start graphing the pigeon trend.
Second date idea. We count pigeons.
Third date idea. We start graphing the pigeon trend.
This thread is calling to me
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This thread is calling to me
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They need to make a THC²
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
They need to make a THC²
History books will mark this as the beginning of the war on Venezuela lmao
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
History books will mark this as the beginning of the war on Venezuela lmao
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Men of Bluesky Calendar
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Men of Bluesky Calendar
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you’ve heard of elf on a shelf;
get ready for:
get ready for:
December 19, 2024 at 10:58 PM
you’ve heard of elf on a shelf;
get ready for:
get ready for:
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This is where they put the Bluesky Elders
March 15, 2024 at 2:54 PM
This is where they put the Bluesky Elders
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this vine stays in my head rent free.
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
this vine stays in my head rent free.
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The first AI to file for divorce from its husband will spark the second storming of the capital building
The first person to divorce his AI will become a family court legend
one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The first AI to file for divorce from its husband will spark the second storming of the capital building