Van Weasel
@vanweezer.bsky.social
Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
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Fred has started a new antibiotic, along with the rest of the house cats. This is supposed to be the good shit
February 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Fred has started a new antibiotic, along with the rest of the house cats. This is supposed to be the good shit
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The funny thing about the Megyn Kelly character arc is that she was rejected by woke 1.0 and so she's so bitter and rejected about it that she'll never even see woke 2.0 coming
oh god I just saw the clip of Megyn Kelly freaking out at piers Morgan — which includes her saying “Latinos” yes in that fake accent way — about how having the bad bunny thing in Spanish was a middle finger to the vast majority of Americans who don’t speak Spanish. I mean, it’s music
February 10, 2026 at 12:54 PM
The funny thing about the Megyn Kelly character arc is that she was rejected by woke 1.0 and so she's so bitter and rejected about it that she'll never even see woke 2.0 coming
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I’d play this.
Video game about a sentient toaster who just has to figure out toasting the weird shit his high/drunk owner puts in him
February 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I’d play this.
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Video game about a sentient toaster who just has to figure out toasting the weird shit his high/drunk owner puts in him
February 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Video game about a sentient toaster who just has to figure out toasting the weird shit his high/drunk owner puts in him
Should I remake this about the jobs report?
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Should I remake this about the jobs report?
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How I screen followers:
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
How I screen followers:
Video game about a sentient toaster who just has to figure out toasting the weird shit his high/drunk owner puts in him
February 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Video game about a sentient toaster who just has to figure out toasting the weird shit his high/drunk owner puts in him
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My medical alert bracelet just says "Delete my browser history"
February 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
My medical alert bracelet just says "Delete my browser history"
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
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I have once again found dumb bullshit to order online
February 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I have once again found dumb bullshit to order online
Thank god tomorrow is Friday
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Thank god tomorrow is Friday
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This is the most important video I've ever made
January 6, 2026 at 12:12 PM
This is the most important video I've ever made
It would be funny if Democrats were clever enough to use this against Republican statements, but instead they'll maybe make jokes about it and never say anything mean
House Oversight hearing on ICE opens with the rules:
"It is also a clear violation of the rules of the House to make statements that might personally be offensive to the President or the Vice President of the United States."
"It is also a clear violation of the rules of the House to make statements that might personally be offensive to the President or the Vice President of the United States."
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
It would be funny if Democrats were clever enough to use this against Republican statements, but instead they'll maybe make jokes about it and never say anything mean
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if you save your actionable threats as a draft there’s nothing the feds can do
February 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
if you save your actionable threats as a draft there’s nothing the feds can do
"You've got to go away to come back" -Jordan Holmes
Like, if she legit wanted to have a future media career at any kind of prominence she would "retire" and just stay out of the public eye and then try to come back in like 5 years.
She could never do it now tho
She could never do it now tho
February 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
"You've got to go away to come back" -Jordan Holmes
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“force femme”? hm! an advanced jedi technique, that is
a close up of a statue of yoda from star wars holding a sword .
ALT: a close up of a statue of yoda from star wars holding a sword .
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February 10, 2026 at 2:47 PM
“force femme”? hm! an advanced jedi technique, that is
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Me: do you remember how sometimes the Apple II made a weird sound if you loaded the boot disk in the wrong drive
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
February 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Me: do you remember how sometimes the Apple II made a weird sound if you loaded the boot disk in the wrong drive
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
Next year at the super bowl I think we should return to English language music, but specifically this:
Adriano Celentano canta "Prisencolinensinainciusol" da "Formula due" del 1973
YouTube video by Rai
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February 10, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Next year at the super bowl I think we should return to English language music, but specifically this:
The Truth will set you mad
February 10, 2026 at 2:12 PM
The Truth will set you mad
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
This is true a lot more often than most of y'all are willing to admit
You have never been more right
February 10, 2026 at 1:25 PM
This is true a lot more often than most of y'all are willing to admit
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I'm something of a fashionista myself
March 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I'm something of a fashionista myself