Van Weasel
@vanweezer.bsky.social
Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
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Why are all the Olympics results so weird this year?
I dunno maybe because we have an unregulated sports betting industry where people can inside trade almost completely anonymously?
Nah that’s not it
I dunno maybe because we have an unregulated sports betting industry where people can inside trade almost completely anonymously?
Nah that’s not it
February 14, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Why are all the Olympics results so weird this year?
I dunno maybe because we have an unregulated sports betting industry where people can inside trade almost completely anonymously?
Nah that’s not it
I dunno maybe because we have an unregulated sports betting industry where people can inside trade almost completely anonymously?
Nah that’s not it
Do you think if 30 million households just didn't file taxes this year the fascists would be able to do much about it?
February 14, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Do you think if 30 million households just didn't file taxes this year the fascists would be able to do much about it?
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Happy anniversary everybody
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Happy anniversary everybody
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I love Lego so much.
February 13, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I love Lego so much.
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Wake up babe…new 30 - 50 feral hogs just dropped
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Wake up babe…new 30 - 50 feral hogs just dropped
I wonder how long it took to pay him off to fly them. I would have parked my ass forever
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I wonder how long it took to pay him off to fly them. I would have parked my ass forever
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the fact that joe biden had that "trump probably sucked off bill clinton" story sitting on a doj server and it didn't mysteriously show up in the hands of a desantis surrogate right before iowa is why joe biden deserves to be blamed for trump's second term
February 13, 2026 at 1:36 PM
the fact that joe biden had that "trump probably sucked off bill clinton" story sitting on a doj server and it didn't mysteriously show up in the hands of a desantis surrogate right before iowa is why joe biden deserves to be blamed for trump's second term
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The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
I woke up this morning...
Orangutan driving golf cart like in The Sopranos
YouTube video by Unai
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February 13, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I woke up this morning...
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Rebranding mukbong videos in the era of GLP1's by eating a bowl of white rice one grain at a time
February 13, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Rebranding mukbong videos in the era of GLP1's by eating a bowl of white rice one grain at a time
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GUYS!! you wanna know how to really stick it to someone that you don’t like? tell the robot computer to make a video of them getting sexually assaulted by a bunch of predators, that’ll really stick it to them!
February 13, 2026 at 12:16 PM
GUYS!! you wanna know how to really stick it to someone that you don’t like? tell the robot computer to make a video of them getting sexually assaulted by a bunch of predators, that’ll really stick it to them!
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liberals on bluesky are really the most vicious, vile creatures. i get that trump is bad, but you can’t give up all morality in the name of making him look bad. saying shit like you hope his female staff get raped? newsflash, that makes you just as disgusting as the person you hate.
February 13, 2026 at 12:21 PM
liberals on bluesky are really the most vicious, vile creatures. i get that trump is bad, but you can’t give up all morality in the name of making him look bad. saying shit like you hope his female staff get raped? newsflash, that makes you just as disgusting as the person you hate.
Antifa general doing strategy sessions on main
Will need to formulate emergency counter measures. No plan survives contact with the enemy. War, war never changes. Et cetra
February 13, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Antifa general doing strategy sessions on main
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memory foam is satanic. furniture should not have the power to reminisce
February 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
memory foam is satanic. furniture should not have the power to reminisce
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Trying to develop my portfolio so Big Pharma will hire me to draw ads. Until then, I need patrons.
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February 13, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Trying to develop my portfolio so Big Pharma will hire me to draw ads. Until then, I need patrons.
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Posting nut video, with sound
September 13, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Posting nut video, with sound
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
hold on i gotta take this
Eating a poke bowl and watching Yojimbo as God intended
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Eating a poke bowl and watching Yojimbo as God intended
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I'm slowly getting ready for a return to the dark ages
August 22, 2023 at 7:08 PM
I'm slowly getting ready for a return to the dark ages
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*record scratch, freeze frame*
Yup. That's me. I'll bet you're wondering how I ended up here ...
Yup. That's me. I'll bet you're wondering how I ended up here ...
May 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
*record scratch, freeze frame*
Yup. That's me. I'll bet you're wondering how I ended up here ...
Yup. That's me. I'll bet you're wondering how I ended up here ...
If anyone is still doing birthday shopping for me...
the perfect valentine's day gift is a sword
February 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
If anyone is still doing birthday shopping for me...