beepatrix2
@benamas.cleftofdimensions.net
normal 30 or 40 year old woman
she/her/hers
she/her/hers
Pinned
business in the front (elf pussy) party in the back (human butthole)
February 16, 2026 at 12:32 AM
February 16, 2026 at 12:24 AM
pint glass of sake
February 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
pint glass of sake
the looksmaxxing bonesmasher thing is absurd hever i am nevertheless morally obliged to support peoples bodily autonomy even if i think they are doing stupid shit
February 16, 2026 at 12:18 AM
the looksmaxxing bonesmasher thing is absurd hever i am nevertheless morally obliged to support peoples bodily autonomy even if i think they are doing stupid shit
speak for yourself you washed up ass misanthrope
My jar of Fucks to Give emptied right out at the big 4-0. It’s pretty much a universal experience, and is almost certainly going to happen to you, too.
February 15, 2026 at 11:59 PM
speak for yourself you washed up ass misanthrope
if i had a time machine i would go back and get the $1000 fantroll undertale kickstarter backer tier
February 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
if i had a time machine i would go back and get the $1000 fantroll undertale kickstarter backer tier
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babe do i have the scar tissue of a passoid
February 15, 2026 at 11:02 PM
babe do i have the scar tissue of a passoid
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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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Everyone makes fun of the incel "government redistribution of girlfriends" proposal but the state did in fact force women to marry mediocre men by not letting them have a bank account or own property in their name and they don't have to take us that many steps backwards to get there.
February 15, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Everyone makes fun of the incel "government redistribution of girlfriends" proposal but the state did in fact force women to marry mediocre men by not letting them have a bank account or own property in their name and they don't have to take us that many steps backwards to get there.
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make local coop to play with wife
February 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
make local coop to play with wife
hiiii im a hard drive :3 thanks for checking on me i love spinning for you and holding your data here's my SMART info!!!! i have 43 bad sectors btw *SUDDENLY DIES*
February 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
hiiii im a hard drive :3 thanks for checking on me i love spinning for you and holding your data here's my SMART info!!!! i have 43 bad sectors btw *SUDDENLY DIES*
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you must be full of hyaluronic acid the way you're a huge fucking dick
February 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
you must be full of hyaluronic acid the way you're a huge fucking dick
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I would like to point out about his post that Jennifer Connelly never looked like that in "Labyrinth"... because that picture is from "Career Opportunities" and she was 19 in that film. He did that shit on purpose b/c you can't find pix of her from "Labyrinth" where she looks grown since she's 16.
February 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I would like to point out about his post that Jennifer Connelly never looked like that in "Labyrinth"... because that picture is from "Career Opportunities" and she was 19 in that film. He did that shit on purpose b/c you can't find pix of her from "Labyrinth" where she looks grown since she's 16.
green flag: many of the plastic and wooden utensils in her kitchen are perfectly clean yet permanently stained yellow with turmeric
February 15, 2026 at 10:02 PM
green flag: many of the plastic and wooden utensils in her kitchen are perfectly clean yet permanently stained yellow with turmeric
anyone want to pay me a couple hundred bucks for 128 gigs of ddr4 rimms (8x16gb)
February 15, 2026 at 9:47 PM
anyone want to pay me a couple hundred bucks for 128 gigs of ddr4 rimms (8x16gb)
vulcan hearing aid
February 15, 2026 at 9:36 PM
vulcan hearing aid
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i saw an ad in like 2018 that said "4 exercises to turn your vagina into a dick guillotine" and this thread just reminded me of it
February 15, 2026 at 8:40 PM
i saw an ad in like 2018 that said "4 exercises to turn your vagina into a dick guillotine" and this thread just reminded me of it
kegel reminder btw
nah then he can't get it in at all, if u want to gorilla grip some shit do kegels
February 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
kegel reminder btw
does anyone else enjoy strong menthol cough drops as if they were normal candy
February 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
does anyone else enjoy strong menthol cough drops as if they were normal candy
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men will pay for claude max before going to therapy (admittedly claude max is cheaper than therapy in the US)
February 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
men will pay for claude max before going to therapy (admittedly claude max is cheaper than therapy in the US)
> sends 4-day-old meme to girl in dms
"I already saw because I'm on twitter"
"I already saw because I'm on twitter"
February 15, 2026 at 8:28 PM
> sends 4-day-old meme to girl in dms
"I already saw because I'm on twitter"
"I already saw because I'm on twitter"
ok i got stoat now what
February 15, 2026 at 8:27 PM
ok i got stoat now what
oh! daisy (turns into a fucking spider)
February 15, 2026 at 8:23 PM
oh! daisy (turns into a fucking spider)
if i had 8 arms like an octopus i would want to touch u with all of them
February 15, 2026 at 7:50 PM
if i had 8 arms like an octopus i would want to touch u with all of them