Dan of the Year
@downwithdan.bsky.social
Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese, hater of AI
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He/him
✡️ for a free 🇵🇸
all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i
Pic by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
couldn't think of Ted Bundy's name and called him Bun Tendy
January 25, 2026 at 8:07 AM
couldn't think of Ted Bundy's name and called him Bun Tendy
Feels like every day there's a new "this is the defining image of this era" but for today at least it's this one
January 25, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Feels like every day there's a new "this is the defining image of this era" but for today at least it's this one
Watching Mel Brooks and Anne Bancroft fall in love is going to sustaine me
January 25, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Watching Mel Brooks and Anne Bancroft fall in love is going to sustaine me
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Take one of these it's dangerous out there
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Take one of these it's dangerous out there
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@schumer.senate.gov r u gonna do anything if they line the baileys up against the wall?
January 24, 2026 at 4:53 PM
@schumer.senate.gov r u gonna do anything if they line the baileys up against the wall?
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heyy baby let's get high and rinse our nasal passages with a saline spray
January 24, 2026 at 6:15 AM
heyy baby let's get high and rinse our nasal passages with a saline spray
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@charliejane.bsky.social said it so well.
January 24, 2026 at 1:23 PM
@charliejane.bsky.social said it so well.
Eastwood corners you in an alley. You reach in your pocket for gift links but there are none. He stands over you, squinting with the slightest smirk. He whispers the words like a death sentence:
January 24, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Eastwood corners you in an alley. You reach in your pocket for gift links but there are none. He stands over you, squinting with the slightest smirk. He whispers the words like a death sentence:
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Hey if you have a problem with the White House sharing A.I. generated photos of their political enemies great reminder to not also do that
January 23, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Hey if you have a problem with the White House sharing A.I. generated photos of their political enemies great reminder to not also do that
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when the working day is done
squirrels just wanna have fun
squirrels just wanna have fun
January 24, 2026 at 8:10 AM
when the working day is done
squirrels just wanna have fun
squirrels just wanna have fun
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You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
They're literally scared of memes this is not a serious organization
CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….
January 24, 2026 at 2:23 PM
They're literally scared of memes this is not a serious organization
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Before 2025: You keep calling them fascists, and it is reductive and alarmist of you, and honestly you're just pushing them farther right
After 2025: Oh sure there are fascists everywhere, of course, nobody is arguing that, what we are saying is we should reason with them, especially about rent
After 2025: Oh sure there are fascists everywhere, of course, nobody is arguing that, what we are saying is we should reason with them, especially about rent
January 24, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Before 2025: You keep calling them fascists, and it is reductive and alarmist of you, and honestly you're just pushing them farther right
After 2025: Oh sure there are fascists everywhere, of course, nobody is arguing that, what we are saying is we should reason with them, especially about rent
After 2025: Oh sure there are fascists everywhere, of course, nobody is arguing that, what we are saying is we should reason with them, especially about rent
heyy baby let's get high and rinse our nasal passages with a saline spray
January 24, 2026 at 6:15 AM
heyy baby let's get high and rinse our nasal passages with a saline spray
Megyn Kelly will be devastated
January 23, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Megyn Kelly will be devastated
what if he fell out of the plane
January 21, 2026 at 4:41 AM
what if he fell out of the plane
Had to come back in case It happens so I can experience it with all of you
Taking a break
Stay fresh, you cheese bags ✌️
Stay fresh, you cheese bags ✌️
January 21, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Had to come back in case It happens so I can experience it with all of you
Taking a break
Stay fresh, you cheese bags ✌️
Stay fresh, you cheese bags ✌️
January 16, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Taking a break
Stay fresh, you cheese bags ✌️
Stay fresh, you cheese bags ✌️
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Oh he’s gonna hate it. This is gonna be the real reason why he pulls the insurrection act.
January 16, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Oh he’s gonna hate it. This is gonna be the real reason why he pulls the insurrection act.
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The way things are going… it’s time to stock up on Slim Jim’s and Jolt Cola.
January 16, 2026 at 4:24 AM
The way things are going… it’s time to stock up on Slim Jim’s and Jolt Cola.