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Dan of the Year
@downwithdan.bsky.social
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Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese He/him ✡️ for a free 🇵🇸 all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i Header by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25d
Hate when my country rolls out new terms of service
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 7h
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 6h
Why is she from a bygone era
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 8h
Smoking chimp pic with a parental advisory label
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 9h
Alright which of you is driving this
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Elliot 🥕 @nameoftheyear.bsky.social · 11h
LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME
Photo of the back of a private transport bus featuring a Pegasus logo. The company phone number printed on the bus is 1-888-PEG-TRANS
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 10h
IT IS
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 10h
You can’t tell me this isn’t a good use for a whiskey glass
Whiskey glass filled with yummy cider
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Isi Baehr-Breen @isibb.bsky.social · 23h
Thinking about that time I got quoted in the National Review about Bari Weiss
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16h
The Mailbox That Spits Bones At People
A four panel comic strip A mailbox stands by a bush, the door open, drippy text says "the mailbox that spits bones at people" in the second panel there is a bone in the mailbox. In the third panel several bones are shooting out of it. In the fourth panel bones are flying everywhere and there's a big pile of bones on the ground. More drippy text says "That's all it does!"
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 11h
I owe that duck money
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 1d
Sorry but they look rad as hell
Poster with a bunch of animals smoking and the caption “it looks just as stupid when you do it”
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 11h
current jam

youtu.be/b51scACML8M?...
Dum Dum Girls - Coming Down
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 11h
1080p? In this economy?
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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 22h
Meanwhile in #Portland
Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14h
Pokémon go to the unemployment office 😭
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14h
I would really like some kind of refund for being born in this timeline
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 15h
The dollar is dead, welcome to the labubu economy (the econobubu?)
WSJ wsj Suggested for you Follow Young People Are Spending Big on Blind Boxes The cost of small purchases, in Labubus Regular coffee Thai takeout Biginto $27.99 13% of a Labubu One Labubu costs $27.99 Nike running shoes Weekly groceries for a family of four Note: Prices represent median, average or typical cost, based on data availability Sources: Toast (coffee); DoorDash (Thai takeout); Nike (running shoes); Agricul Iture Department (groceries) WSJ
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19h
Dried mango slices could work
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19h
The plan: we all get rich by selling fake foreskin on ebay with the promise it cures autism if you glue it to your penis
Nathan Fielder
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · Jul 9
I will not ride at dawn. That’s way too early
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 20h
Imagine being in a Tesla that automatically sped up to 140 mph when it detected a baby stroller crossing the street while a forced commercial for Tron: Ares is blaring, all against against your will
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Ryan McManus @ryantomorrow.bsky.social · 20h
Tesla pulls an Apple U2. electrek.co/2025/10/10/t...
Tesla pushes Tron: Ares ad inside its cars, upsetting owners
Tesla has partnered with its recent foe, Disney, to promote its latest movie, Tron: Ares, with an in-car update that...
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akatzel.bsky.social @akatzel.bsky.social · 22h
This duo keeps the mean streets of noir Farm Town safe, and are not above losing their cool when interrogating suspects in the theft of 30 pounds of oats from Farmer Jack’s grain silo.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 1d
Sorry but they look rad as hell
Poster with a bunch of animals smoking and the caption “it looks just as stupid when you do it”
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 3d
Winnie the Pooh looking all fancy like
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2d
I’ve decided to stop shitting my pants.
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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 1d
Any job can be a dream job if you have nightmares about work
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 1d
Bro’s had a damn day
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