Dan of the Year
@downwithdan.bsky.social
Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese, hater of AI
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Dan of the Year
@downwithdan.bsky.social
· Sep 16
Hate when my country rolls out new terms of service
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C’mon people, these posts aren’t gonna shit themselves.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
C’mon people, these posts aren’t gonna shit themselves.
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Writing a physics thesis on crop dusting on escalators
December 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Writing a physics thesis on crop dusting on escalators
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The gestation period of an elf on a shelf fetus is just 10 days. Right now last year’s survivors are mating for up to 36 hours without rest, after which almost all of the males will die from exhaustion and dehydration.
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The gestation period of an elf on a shelf fetus is just 10 days. Right now last year’s survivors are mating for up to 36 hours without rest, after which almost all of the males will die from exhaustion and dehydration.
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![[Tumblr] vigilantsycamore
Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreidpnqgypmc6oppofjfzndjgcuxavuzord76sblkc32n6opdjmyadm@jpeg)
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let's keep the rizz in chrizzmas
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
let's keep the rizz in chrizzmas
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bluesky profiles should tell you whether or not someone is going to ask to see your feet immediately after you follow them
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
bluesky profiles should tell you whether or not someone is going to ask to see your feet immediately after you follow them
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right now it’s just a hole, it’s up to you to make it glorious
April 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
right now it’s just a hole, it’s up to you to make it glorious
when I’ve been courteous and receptive to courtesy
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
when I’ve been courteous and receptive to courtesy
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this is such a perfect picture because it’s a fake award and he’s giving it to himself
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
this is such a perfect picture because it’s a fake award and he’s giving it to himself
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He was very weary; the day had been long, and full of dragons.
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
He was very weary; the day had been long, and full of dragons.
this is such a perfect picture because it’s a fake award and he’s giving it to himself
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
this is such a perfect picture because it’s a fake award and he’s giving it to himself
this is gonna my joker moment i can tell (except now netflix owns the joker)
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
this is gonna my joker moment i can tell (except now netflix owns the joker)
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What’s your “how can one album have so many bangers” album
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
What’s your “how can one album have so many bangers” album
She was just a little red haired girl you sick fuck!
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
She was just a little red haired girl you sick fuck!
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(Rummaging through drafts): poop joke, poop joke, existential dread, poop joke
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
(Rummaging through drafts): poop joke, poop joke, existential dread, poop joke
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Boy, turns out that decades of elite impunity and a system chasing infinite growth sure has a few downsides, huh
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Boy, turns out that decades of elite impunity and a system chasing infinite growth sure has a few downsides, huh
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here in america our witches are GREEN and they LOVE COCK
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
here in america our witches are GREEN and they LOVE COCK
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sorry, i have plans.
the plans:
the plans:
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
sorry, i have plans.
the plans:
the plans:
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What’s your “how can one album have so many bangers” album
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
What’s your “how can one album have so many bangers” album
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What’s your “how can one album have so many bangers” album
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
What’s your “how can one album have so many bangers” album
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What's your "how can one album have so many bangers" album
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
What's your "how can one album have so many bangers" album
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can't say all the band members aged well but it is genuinely a perfect album start to finish
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
can't say all the band members aged well but it is genuinely a perfect album start to finish
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What’s your “how can one album have so many bangers” album
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
What’s your “how can one album have so many bangers” album