Every turn this takes is perfect. Every moment is mind ending. Every joke pristine. God bless the onion for this important journalism

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit

Chat is it good when a lawyer for DOJ says this

It’s kind of crazy that Nazis and the KKK have recently become controversial bad guys because a bunch of bitter online dorks assumed it was about them

people on here apparently need to learn a lesson most of us learn in elementary school, which is that it’s fucking rude to correct people on zero stakes things and doing so leads rightfully to social ostracism

“We’ll build you a nicer house after we steal the copper pipes and burn down your home”

They all look like suspects in a high school murder movie

genuinely think they are feeding him AI videos

Anywhere is okay! Basically the same money regardless. Bookshop dot org is good for indie stuff!

Reading the audio book, I almost broke at some points!

this feels like the corollary to we need Mamdani in NYC and an oyster fisherman in Maine and a midwestern dad in Minnesota.

we're supposed to be the party that embraces the fact that we're a diverse and chaotic nation, stop test-polling yourself to generic national oatmeal!!!

Hey, nerds!

My book is now cheaper than it’s ever been for Amazon’s Prime Day sale. If you like video games, you’ll probably enjoy this!

Also makes a great holiday gift if a loved one’s interest range is “bleep bloop”

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Thank you very very much!

The book is more than worth it at full price. It’s an absolute steal right now. It is an incredibly joyous book to listen to. Get it Mike is awesome.

Hey, nerds!

My book is now cheaper than it’s ever been for Amazon’s Prime Day sale. If you like video games, you’ll probably enjoy this!

Also makes a great holiday gift if a loved one’s interest range is “bleep bloop”

Delightful coincidence to see this the same day I listened to @mikedrucker.bsky.social ‘s chapter on prepping for a solo rpg night in Good Game, No Rematch.

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed

student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism

teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

You take that back! I demand proof. I want an explanation of this. Sir

Anything to make their imaginary fears a reality.

One of the things that sucks about this era is having to think about the racists all the time, because they’re so boring. They have like, three tools in their toolkit, so we get to say things like “oh look, they’re using the hammer again”

I haven’t been this excited for a bubble to burst since I was a toddler.