Jordan Jamboree
@jordanjamboree.bsky.social
Milfiest women under 35, Analog Photography hobbyist, woman with a race track tattoo, 1/4th of a queer game store, home of the whopper
29/pittsburgh she/her MDNI
29/pittsburgh she/her MDNI
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Grixis pauper? Ohhhhh sorry I thought you said Grixis Poppers… maybe don’t sniff these actually
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Grixis pauper? Ohhhhh sorry I thought you said Grixis Poppers… maybe don’t sniff these actually
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sometimes seeing someoen feeling joy can hurt because you are unhappy. you know what helps?
not replying to their post about how insensitive they are for not considering you might be unhappy. i don't think that usually helps
not replying to their post about how insensitive they are for not considering you might be unhappy. i don't think that usually helps
October 24, 2024 at 1:59 AM
sometimes seeing someoen feeling joy can hurt because you are unhappy. you know what helps?
not replying to their post about how insensitive they are for not considering you might be unhappy. i don't think that usually helps
not replying to their post about how insensitive they are for not considering you might be unhappy. i don't think that usually helps
Who loves me
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Who loves me
it's so crazy no o e gas ever made music as good as Stop Making Sense
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
it's so crazy no o e gas ever made music as good as Stop Making Sense
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
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Mandela effect is the logical culmination of conspiracy theory brain, you would rather construct an entire fictional parallel universe than admit you misremembered something.
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Mandela effect is the logical culmination of conspiracy theory brain, you would rather construct an entire fictional parallel universe than admit you misremembered something.
it was so shocking, to find out my wife with extreme lynchian taste had never actually seen twin peaks
"wdym you haven't seen twin peaks or read neuromancer, those are literally the basis of all of your artistic tastes and sensibilities?"
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
it was so shocking, to find out my wife with extreme lynchian taste had never actually seen twin peaks
surely a JDM C63 wagon would fix me
This Obsidian Black Metallic 2009 Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG is a Japanese-market wagon with right-hand drive, and it shows 67k miles. It's listed now with no reserve on BaT!
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2009-mercedes-benz-c63-amg-51/
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2009-mercedes-benz-c63-amg-51/
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
surely a JDM C63 wagon would fix me
can you imagine how much smarter will stancil would be if anyone loved him
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
can you imagine how much smarter will stancil would be if anyone loved him
as it's almost midnight, I am thinking about how proud I am of Stella, and how much we've done together the last year, and how much she's accomplished and done. Happy birthday love
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
as it's almost midnight, I am thinking about how proud I am of Stella, and how much we've done together the last year, and how much she's accomplished and done. Happy birthday love
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I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.
March 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.
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she had a little churuu on her tower and is basking in being the queen of the house
July 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
she had a little churuu on her tower and is basking in being the queen of the house
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yesterday beep beep brought her little stuffed snake to come hang out while she watched mama do laundry
August 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
yesterday beep beep brought her little stuffed snake to come hang out while she watched mama do laundry
I cannot believe we've had her for a year already. I do not know what I would do without beep beep at this point. Just such a loving, chatty creature
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I cannot believe we've had her for a year already. I do not know what I would do without beep beep at this point. Just such a loving, chatty creature
fucking Sam posey buying a Mercedes 300SL gullwing for $2500 is so mind boggling
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
fucking Sam posey buying a Mercedes 300SL gullwing for $2500 is so mind boggling
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Every time I read someone post about not wearing deodorant I just go "uh oh stinky" to myself and just keep scrolling
June 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Every time I read someone post about not wearing deodorant I just go "uh oh stinky" to myself and just keep scrolling
This is me, if you care
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This is me, if you care
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This is not funny or cute!!!!! The Jordan Jamboree only does this when she is extremely stressed!!!
@jordanjamboree.bsky.social keeps walking around the shop going "RIGHT ABOUT NOW" and looking at me like Im gonna follow it up and if I don't she gets this insane look in her eye and screams "THE FUNK SOUL BROTHER" I think I need an adult
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is not funny or cute!!!!! The Jordan Jamboree only does this when she is extremely stressed!!!
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@jordanjamboree.bsky.social keeps walking around the shop going "RIGHT ABOUT NOW" and looking at me like Im gonna follow it up and if I don't she gets this insane look in her eye and screams "THE FUNK SOUL BROTHER" I think I need an adult
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
@jordanjamboree.bsky.social keeps walking around the shop going "RIGHT ABOUT NOW" and looking at me like Im gonna follow it up and if I don't she gets this insane look in her eye and screams "THE FUNK SOUL BROTHER" I think I need an adult
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we're gonna rename it to tdick's sporting goods
under woke 2 we're gonna rename it to sportspersons's warehouse
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
we're gonna rename it to tdick's sporting goods
I shouldn't be wearing a bra today 😞
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I shouldn't be wearing a bra today 😞
if you're gonna try to unicorn hunt me at least let me see your ugly husband
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
if you're gonna try to unicorn hunt me at least let me see your ugly husband
need really nice pretty black latex gloves, I thin
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
need really nice pretty black latex gloves, I thin