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@jordanjamboree.bsky.social

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Milfiest women under 35, themed bullshit enjoyer, card game maven,home of the whopper 29/pittsburgh she/her MDNI

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Æ. @aesthr.com · 1d

A lot of suffering would have been prevented if that was the way the story went

𝖘𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖐𝖓𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖘 @clove.bsky.social · Jan 23

save me, official promo art where misato and ritsuko unambiguously fucked

nge promo art of misato and ritsuko sitting near the edge of a bed with beer cans on the floor

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 6h

gonna miss this car!!!

Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · Feb 19

winter wonderland

A red NA Miata with its headlights up and on sitting in snow infront of a big tree covered in rainbow lights

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 6h

this is how 2025 has felt

Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · Apr 30

I forgot to post my friend's deeply stressful ceiling fan in her apartment

An apartment kitten, featuring a ceiling fan dangerously close to the wall

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · May 27

I have not watched any of the new Gundam yet, but apparently they gave char cunty slutty little bangs? Anno's done it again

Char aznable from the new Gundam wearing a turtle neck and with cunty bangs

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 6h

It's wall-e

Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 6h

just the wrong cheeses, which was my hubris thinking I could get away with whatever was in the fridge

Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 6h

fucked up big Texas style, made very bad queso, must commit Texan seppuku (getting kicked in the head by a long horn)

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🎃trash🎃 @dollarpbr.gay · 8h

an edited version of a tweet that originally said “people on here will tweet anything. “charlie brown had hoes.” no he didn’t. that isn’t true.”

it has been edited to read:

people on here will tweet anything. "johnny cash is considered uncool." No he isn't. That isn't true.

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scaryssa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 9h

its like that iranian guy after soleimani was assassinated who said "america has no heroes to take revenge on. who do we assassinate? spiderman? spongebob?" this is why antifascism has no face. we have bugs bunny and monkey d luffy and greta thunberg. thats literally all we have

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 10h

how do we get your account deleted 😭

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 10h

I am so scared about wedding dress shopping tomorrow 🙃

Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 11h

I need the space, don't have a good spot to work on it myself

Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 11h

fingers crossed I have a buyer for the miata, a guy who already has an NA autocross car, who wants to help his buddy also get one. Which would be ideal