Jordan Jamboree
@jordanjamboree.bsky.social
Milfiest women under 35, Analog Photography hobbyist, woman with a race track tattoo, 1/4th of a queer game store, home of the whopper
29/pittsburgh she/her MDNI
29/pittsburgh she/her MDNI
today is the day Donald trump finally became president
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
today is the day Donald trump finally became president
2008 to 2016 giant bomb, my beloved
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
2008 to 2016 giant bomb, my beloved
hey everybody it's tuuuuuesdaaaaaay
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
hey everybody it's tuuuuuesdaaaaaay
they are, but I don't think it's an intentional thing. I think the irony poisoning is hard to see sometimes
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
they are, but I don't think it's an intentional thing. I think the irony poisoning is hard to see sometimes
Krystal this is not a drag I promise; are you not already this type of woman? Your name is Krystal swords
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Krystal this is not a drag I promise; are you not already this type of woman? Your name is Krystal swords
Irrationally annoyed at everything today, probably not great
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Irrationally annoyed at everything today, probably not great
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Okay, my photos that did come out are great though, at least
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Okay, my photos that did come out are great though, at least
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okay, I'm not a fraud, I know how to compose photos
Lomochrome Purple at 35mm
Lomochrome Purple at 35mm
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
okay, I'm not a fraud, I know how to compose photos
Lomochrome Purple at 35mm
Lomochrome Purple at 35mm
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Grixis pauper? Ohhhhh sorry I thought you said Grixis Poppers… maybe don’t sniff these actually
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Grixis pauper? Ohhhhh sorry I thought you said Grixis Poppers… maybe don’t sniff these actually
she's so pretty
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
she's so pretty
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sometimes seeing someoen feeling joy can hurt because you are unhappy. you know what helps?
not replying to their post about how insensitive they are for not considering you might be unhappy. i don't think that usually helps
not replying to their post about how insensitive they are for not considering you might be unhappy. i don't think that usually helps
October 24, 2024 at 1:59 AM
sometimes seeing someoen feeling joy can hurt because you are unhappy. you know what helps?
not replying to their post about how insensitive they are for not considering you might be unhappy. i don't think that usually helps
not replying to their post about how insensitive they are for not considering you might be unhappy. i don't think that usually helps
we didn't know what we had
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
we didn't know what we had
Who loves me
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Who loves me
it's so crazy no o e gas ever made music as good as Stop Making Sense
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
it's so crazy no o e gas ever made music as good as Stop Making Sense
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
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Mandela effect is the logical culmination of conspiracy theory brain, you would rather construct an entire fictional parallel universe than admit you misremembered something.
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Mandela effect is the logical culmination of conspiracy theory brain, you would rather construct an entire fictional parallel universe than admit you misremembered something.
it was so shocking, to find out my wife with extreme lynchian taste had never actually seen twin peaks
"wdym you haven't seen twin peaks or read neuromancer, those are literally the basis of all of your artistic tastes and sensibilities?"
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
it was so shocking, to find out my wife with extreme lynchian taste had never actually seen twin peaks
it was crazy when you told me you hadn't read it
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
it was crazy when you told me you hadn't read it
surely a JDM C63 wagon would fix me
This Obsidian Black Metallic 2009 Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG is a Japanese-market wagon with right-hand drive, and it shows 67k miles. It's listed now with no reserve on BaT!
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2009-mercedes-benz-c63-amg-51/
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2009-mercedes-benz-c63-amg-51/
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
surely a JDM C63 wagon would fix me
Tech girlie, big glasses, pretty, etc
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Tech girlie, big glasses, pretty, etc
You're endlessly surprising
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You're endlessly surprising
cmon, you gotta be a sour girlie
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
cmon, you gotta be a sour girlie
god I love a tiki bar so much
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
god I love a tiki bar so much
a short pamphlet or art showcase, a favorite medium of crustpunks and tenderqueers alike
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
a short pamphlet or art showcase, a favorite medium of crustpunks and tenderqueers alike
Only perverts call them anything other than zeens
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Only perverts call them anything other than zeens