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i shouldn't have spent so much time on this, but i was inspired
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being weighed down by my fat soul
January 15, 2026 at 6:43 PM
being weighed down by my fat soul
storing up posts that will cause mass casualty events because i 1) don't need that smoke rn & 2) gotta wait till the funniest possible moment to hit send
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
storing up posts that will cause mass casualty events because i 1) don't need that smoke rn & 2) gotta wait till the funniest possible moment to hit send
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as someone who's been around for a very long time, please understand women saying "everyone should have access to hrt & surgery. it should be a priority for trans activism to focus on making sure trans ppl don't lose access to life savings medical care" are not transmeds
transmeds wouldve HATED that
transmeds wouldve HATED that
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
as someone who's been around for a very long time, please understand women saying "everyone should have access to hrt & surgery. it should be a priority for trans activism to focus on making sure trans ppl don't lose access to life savings medical care" are not transmeds
transmeds wouldve HATED that
transmeds wouldve HATED that
the dorsey dna still there.
still bitter about not being able to make this The Crypto Site because a bunch of mentally ill transes and sex workers and shitposters flooded in on the first waves of invites
still bitter about not being able to make this The Crypto Site because a bunch of mentally ill transes and sex workers and shitposters flooded in on the first waves of invites
January 15, 2026 at 11:49 PM
the dorsey dna still there.
still bitter about not being able to make this The Crypto Site because a bunch of mentally ill transes and sex workers and shitposters flooded in on the first waves of invites
still bitter about not being able to make this The Crypto Site because a bunch of mentally ill transes and sex workers and shitposters flooded in on the first waves of invites
reviews are in, apparently this was on the money
ppl talking about posting energy height
i feel like i give short-but-takes-up-a-lot-of-the-room vibes with my posts
the Danny DeVito
i feel like i give short-but-takes-up-a-lot-of-the-room vibes with my posts
the Danny DeVito
January 15, 2026 at 4:12 PM
reviews are in, apparently this was on the money
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🔮 ICE has kidnapped Oglala Lakota tribe members and are holding them hostage unless the tribe submits completely to ICE and provides IMMIGRATION AGREEMENTS
THEY ARE BLACKMAILING TRIBES WITH KIDNAPPED MEMBERS TO DEPORT NATIVES OFF OF THEIR LAND
everyone needs to be talking about this
THEY ARE BLACKMAILING TRIBES WITH KIDNAPPED MEMBERS TO DEPORT NATIVES OFF OF THEIR LAND
everyone needs to be talking about this
January 15, 2026 at 4:09 PM
🔮 ICE has kidnapped Oglala Lakota tribe members and are holding them hostage unless the tribe submits completely to ICE and provides IMMIGRATION AGREEMENTS
THEY ARE BLACKMAILING TRIBES WITH KIDNAPPED MEMBERS TO DEPORT NATIVES OFF OF THEIR LAND
everyone needs to be talking about this
THEY ARE BLACKMAILING TRIBES WITH KIDNAPPED MEMBERS TO DEPORT NATIVES OFF OF THEIR LAND
everyone needs to be talking about this
ppl talking about posting energy height
i feel like i give short-but-takes-up-a-lot-of-the-room vibes with my posts
the Danny DeVito
i feel like i give short-but-takes-up-a-lot-of-the-room vibes with my posts
the Danny DeVito
January 15, 2026 at 4:07 PM
ppl talking about posting energy height
i feel like i give short-but-takes-up-a-lot-of-the-room vibes with my posts
the Danny DeVito
i feel like i give short-but-takes-up-a-lot-of-the-room vibes with my posts
the Danny DeVito
how's that old quote go?
"I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people."
you're not supposed to feel anything. just accept the horrors. and go to work. and buy shit
"I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people."
you're not supposed to feel anything. just accept the horrors. and go to work. and buy shit
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 PM
how's that old quote go?
"I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people."
you're not supposed to feel anything. just accept the horrors. and go to work. and buy shit
"I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people."
you're not supposed to feel anything. just accept the horrors. and go to work. and buy shit
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The Treachery of #pixelart! ✊
I see I was nowhere near the first to deploy Magritte for this prompt 😄
#pipes #pixel_dailies @pixeldailies.bsky.social
I see I was nowhere near the first to deploy Magritte for this prompt 😄
#pipes #pixel_dailies @pixeldailies.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
The Treachery of #pixelart! ✊
I see I was nowhere near the first to deploy Magritte for this prompt 😄
#pipes #pixel_dailies @pixeldailies.bsky.social
I see I was nowhere near the first to deploy Magritte for this prompt 😄
#pipes #pixel_dailies @pixeldailies.bsky.social
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⠀ ⠀ へ ♡ ╱|、
૮ - ՛ ) (` - 7
/ ⁻ ៸| |、⁻〵
乀 (ˍ, ل ل じしˍ,)ノ
૮ - ՛ ) (` - 7
/ ⁻ ៸| |、⁻〵
乀 (ˍ, ل ل じしˍ,)ノ
June 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
⠀ ⠀ へ ♡ ╱|、
૮ - ՛ ) (` - 7
/ ⁻ ៸| |、⁻〵
乀 (ˍ, ل ل じしˍ,)ノ
૮ - ՛ ) (` - 7
/ ⁻ ៸| |、⁻〵
乀 (ˍ, ل ل じしˍ,)ノ
doing this one and not being a self-hating cynic about it
January 15, 2026 at 8:55 AM
doing this one and not being a self-hating cynic about it
what i looked like when i was still doing femme and kept lightening my hair
January 15, 2026 at 8:48 AM
what i looked like when i was still doing femme and kept lightening my hair
lol, if you think the goal involves letting them just walk away from their posts after it's all said & done
January 15, 2026 at 8:46 AM
lol, if you think the goal involves letting them just walk away from their posts after it's all said & done
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Digimon World ~ デジモンワールド (1999)
Developed by Flying Tiger Entertainment/Bandai.
Developed by Flying Tiger Entertainment/Bandai.
January 15, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Digimon World ~ デジモンワールド (1999)
Developed by Flying Tiger Entertainment/Bandai.
Developed by Flying Tiger Entertainment/Bandai.
i was trying to be hyperbolic goddamnit
so how long before bodycam footage of Bovino threatening to shoot a couple in their kitchen for trying to hide their hispanic neighbors in the basement you think?
January 15, 2026 at 8:16 AM
i was trying to be hyperbolic goddamnit
dehumanize yourself and face to Brand
The idea of you is more valuable than the person. The Brand will succeed where you as a person failed.
people are always becoming attached to the Idea of someone or something rather than the real thing. a Brand does this with structure and intent
January 15, 2026 at 7:05 AM
dehumanize yourself and face to Brand
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if you're trans you do not need to be taking a swing at the plate. trust me, things are bad enough now that someone who isn't part of a marginalized & constantly scapegoated community doesn't need to be the one to do the thing to get it done
January 15, 2026 at 6:16 AM
if you're trans you do not need to be taking a swing at the plate. trust me, things are bad enough now that someone who isn't part of a marginalized & constantly scapegoated community doesn't need to be the one to do the thing to get it done
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the only problem with a t4t lesbian firing squad is that i came here to die and these dykes are all shooting blanks
January 14, 2026 at 9:51 PM
the only problem with a t4t lesbian firing squad is that i came here to die and these dykes are all shooting blanks
okay, all that said— ngl, getting a souvenir fbi badge from chasing a bunch of gestapo outta their cars would rule to get to do
January 15, 2026 at 6:27 AM
okay, all that said— ngl, getting a souvenir fbi badge from chasing a bunch of gestapo outta their cars would rule to get to do
if you're trans you do not need to be taking a swing at the plate. trust me, things are bad enough now that someone who isn't part of a marginalized & constantly scapegoated community doesn't need to be the one to do the thing to get it done
January 15, 2026 at 6:16 AM
if you're trans you do not need to be taking a swing at the plate. trust me, things are bad enough now that someone who isn't part of a marginalized & constantly scapegoated community doesn't need to be the one to do the thing to get it done
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at this point you'd probably just provoke martial law if someone popped the ppl everyone wants to. you might actually be better off removing the most conservative dems and it's leadership to remove a roadblock. not like the executive branch ppl would give a shit about dems biting it
March 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
at this point you'd probably just provoke martial law if someone popped the ppl everyone wants to. you might actually be better off removing the most conservative dems and it's leadership to remove a roadblock. not like the executive branch ppl would give a shit about dems biting it
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you'd legit probably be better off if someone dropped schumer than a republican cuz trump & his squad aren't gonna give a shit and retaliate over losing a democrat
March 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
you'd legit probably be better off if someone dropped schumer than a republican cuz trump & his squad aren't gonna give a shit and retaliate over losing a democrat
i promise to stop making fun of Danes if Denmark gives me citizenship in exchange for sabotaging the war effort
January 15, 2026 at 12:32 AM
i promise to stop making fun of Danes if Denmark gives me citizenship in exchange for sabotaging the war effort
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you log onto an old social media account & things resembling relatives and old coworkers start to speak to you. it's pleasant but empty conversation. it keeps getting stranger though until you remember your aunt died 5 years ago.
why is she talking about someone noticing her birthday? who are you??
why is she talking about someone noticing her birthday? who are you??
June 13, 2024 at 3:00 AM
you log onto an old social media account & things resembling relatives and old coworkers start to speak to you. it's pleasant but empty conversation. it keeps getting stranger though until you remember your aunt died 5 years ago.
why is she talking about someone noticing her birthday? who are you??
why is she talking about someone noticing her birthday? who are you??